/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "tastemaker-in-training" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
Kris "CAPS LOCK" Ex
Jillian “ “ Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace, Jerry Heller
-Drake announces "THE BALLET" in Houston
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

Nightly reminder that +@ was robbed

May we never forget that injustice

>Nights since last BNM: 1
youre getting sloppy, shill

>Jenn "tastemaker-in-training" Pelly
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
>Kris "CAPS LOCK" Ex
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
>Jillian “ “ Mapes
we need a nickname for her.

I only count nights where regular reviews are posted

So Nick Cave's getting a pity BNM right? I'm thinking an 8.3 if the album's just okay or an 8.5 if it's good.

sept 30 BNM flood

danny/bonny/hval

Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes

What's going to get the 8+?

The popular hip hop/R&B act?
The female folk sensation?
The minimalist composer?
The London house DJ's latest record?
The post-sludge ambient doomgaze band?

I can't wait to pretend to like it!

A flood of old white guys are releasing albums this week; at least one's gotta get an 8+!

that's kinda stupid and could possibly get v. confusing (like what happend right now).

wordy, but better than leaving it blank.

this is a little long, but very good. i like it. cheers.

A more accurate name would be "nights of reviews since last BNM"

>"Maps" was 13 years ago

orrrrrr you could just leave it like it is and give an accurate count of nights since last bnm. just saying.

HAPPY LABOR DAY

what's everyone listening to?

CLIPPING BTFO

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Zomby 7.9 by Philip Sherburne
Teenage Fanclub 7.8 by Sam Sodomsky
clipping. 5.3 by Mehan Jayasuriya
Yohuna 7.2 by Colin Joyce

p4k takes care of their own. zomby btfo. fantano bnm when?

Sam "Hussein" Sodomsky
Sam "So Smart" Sodomsky
Sam "Gomorrah" Sodomsky
Sam "Goodomsky" Sodomsky

Didn't know Zomby had a new album. Will check it out. Looking forward to his next beef with Fantano when he gives it a light 6

wow I did not know the guy from clipping was in Hamilton

good. clipping is shit and has always been shit. Daveed's voice is extremely irritating.

Clipping got 5.3.....What a fucking joke.

It's pretty close to a 10 for me

>It's pretty close to a 10 for me
kek

did clipping piss in their oatmeal or something god damn

no, they just made another shitty record.

clipping just reminds me of a slightly more experimental Donald Glover -- not in a good way

This

Teenage Fanclub!~~~!

clipping finally getting a deserved score. they make the glibbest fucking trash. intellectual masterbation.

trash

...

>refusing to handle the truth this hard

clipping are literally Hopsin-tier