Are the Besaid Aurochs elite?

Are the Besaid Aurochs elite?

THEY'RE A LIVING BREATHING STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A TEAM THIS BAD!

Besaid is a small market team with a history of losing they can't attract the big talent. But man living in Besaid would be nice.

I hear the few famous players the get love it there. No media, no paparazzo, sounds great.

Zanarkand abes are the GOAT

>wakka
>elite

pick one

With Tidus they are. Funny how one player can make a bad team good.

Will Trump make blitzball real?

Lifelong Al-Bhed Psyches fan here.

fuck that meme shot bullshit that son of a famous blitz player is doing

shits destroying the game, wakka the best player on that team

They're a bunch of no names and a mediocre "star" in Wakka. Wakka would be a bench player for a team like the Psyches.

The modern era is watered down. Zanarkand Abes would blow them the fuck out.

>Zanarand Abes would blow them the fuck out

Kinda like how Sin blew the fuck out of that entire city.

too soon man ;_;

>wakka the best player on that team

>implying Datto isnt the best forward in the game once you grind him a little

dat speed
dat withering shot

Literally the reason I stopped playing FFX in the middle of it.

>his name is Keepa
>he is the Keeper
P O T T E R Y
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meme team

I lived with a girl who played this game. She hated this part so she gave it to me to beat. Put a few hours into it and smashed it.

additional info: did not attain pussy

blitzball is better than pussy tbqh

First match you play is impossible to win without Ject Shot.

That's so wrong I don't even know how to react to it. Maybe you should git gud.

Not about gitting gud, it's about the other team being superior and the GK stopping Tidus's basic skill shots with ease.

But congrats and beating the only game that is tough without it.

Uh, no, not impossible at all if you know how to pass efficiently and use the curvature of the arena to your advantage to maximize possession time

Go back to Dark Souls you fucking casual

all you got to do is get 1 goal and then sit in your own goal, the AI wont come at you

What went wrong? When will we hoist the trophy, lads?

>we

what part of luca are you from, m8?

>pass ball
>literally run from end to end while other team runs behind you until 1 second before time
>shoot
>score
Guys? I don't think this semen slurping """"sport"""" is for me.

>Not approving the scouting of hidden Al-Bhed GOATS like Blappa and Brother

I don't care what the traditional fans say, this sport is about winning. You find the best players and you put them on your team.

Stop being racist and enjoy the trophy you faggots

>GOAT
>not Nimrook

plebtier fan spotted

>Not knowing that defense wins blitzball games

Irga Ronso is the MVP, not only squashing any advance and stealing the ball, but going end to end with it taking huge hits with his massive endurance

>I rate Nimrook

Besaid have awesome players. They just had a shit Captain. All the players on that team are great, they're just in the wrong positions and have no Keeper. When they switched Captains to Tidus, they had unbeaten seasons. UNBEATEN SEASONS.

>inb4 no true Besaid
Nigga, I live in a shack next to a machina ruin. I didn't bandwagon shit.

>Zanarkand Abes is GOAT Team
Never said they weren't. 1000 years on and no one's beaten their record.

>Luca Goers shat on Aurochs
Goers pose match-up problems for the Aurochs. Aurochs play long pass quick-d. Goers play physical and possession ball. It's culture. Notice how when Tidus turned them into a more balanced team and got rid of their swimming out of position, they hammered those fuckers 3-0 in their first game.

>Wakka is cancer
...I agree.

>Botts can pass on STDs to enemy players. >Keppa has GOAT block in later levels
>Jazz has both the attack and the pass that you need to steal the ball and pull it to the forwards in seconds
>Wakka is so bro that he is voiced by Kazuya Nakai and such a level headed guy that he can make sleep the keeper
>Tidus can go MESSI MESSI MESSI spamming Chut Esfera and Jetch's shot anywhere
>Auroch Spirit shot
Just shitty coaches (Sup Forums) can't lead them to the glory

O-oh, oh, and Datts is a classy all rounder. Of course I didn't forget about him

>mfw this shit waterpolo sidegame almost made me give up on ffx
played the obligatory games and never touched it again

>implying divekick is worse than lightningdodge

I never played blitzball tbqh,
Yuna is the best FF girl and teedus is a faggot

>need a teamname
>call it the "Go-ers"

DAD?

Man I am pretty sad of searching blitzball+prophane words in spanish and getting so many results. That there are so many casuals in this country is very informative about our condition

TRUST AN AL BHED YOULL END UP DEAD BRUDDA

>There are still people who don't acknowledge that Nimrook is the indisputable GOAT

>Blitzball
Damn this shit was so addictive. I'm pretty sure I spent more time on this minigame than the game proper, I've reached the 70s a couple times.
But it gets boring after that, tackle dodge plus jecht shot basically means you can take the whole team on your own. I once managed a 14-0 game, then I reset.

> FF IX > VI > X > XII > VII > IV

debate me

see Kobe's career

Blitzball pissed me off, you had to do this meme game to unlock Wakka's ultimate weapon or something.

wakka was shit anyway Lulu's tits is all you need

> I'm pretty sure I spent more time on this minigame than the game proper.
This. I remember making a little besaid aurochs flag out of straw and paper and i never replaced any of the original members

You wut m8?
He has the best combo in the game 99,999 x 12.
Tidus, Wakka and Rikku was the best team.

Why do people like FF IX so much?

I played through the 1st disc and it was pretty mediocre and felt like some Disney game with it's art style

It's the comfiest FF I ever played.

>Tidus
What's the point? Much better to play Yunie and go all doublecast Holy or Ultima.

it's based fucking fantasy and mad comfy and had a godlike soundtrack.

>Dark City Treno
>Dali
>Best Bro Vivi
>Rat porn

What's not to like

typical french taking the easy way out

I like the battle system compared to 7 and 8 it wasn't any gimmicky bullshit just the same old system from before. The abilities feel smooth and the story is decent. The music is great and Vivi in general is GOAT

His Overdrive.
Yuna was useless against Penance if you knew how to use Rikku

>I beat the dark aeons with Lulu and Kimahri

tips

are you fucking kidding me?

Name onr other player

ONE OTHER PLAYER

that has played on as high of a level as wakka for as long as wakka has

wakka is literally LITERALLY the Brett Favre of Blitzball

Nimrook

>Kobe made mid 00s Lakers good
Fucking lel. Team was shit until they got Pau.

>as high of a level as wakka
>13 years, 0 games won

Never played a FF game and I don't wanna go on Sup Forums, which one do I start with?

Pau was a bust till he teamed up with Kobe

>he doesn't play no sphere grid run.

Jesus why

10, 9, Tactics (PS1 version), 7, 5, 3.

Just pick a number theyre all equally good

>literally the Brett farve of blitzball
In that they are massively overrated and cost their team more games with back breaking turnovers than anyone else in history.

10 for sure. 12 and 7 are also good but less accessible. Then play 6 and 9. The rest only if you really like the series.

>no blitzball 10
ONE JOB
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if it's in 10 the game will be 11

>eu

>abes

Reminder that Tidus was literally their star player BEFORE he learned Jecht Shot.

Blitzball standards must have been absolute shit 10,000 years ago.

Thanks senpaitachi

Just start with 7 like everyone else did.

if you have a ps3 you can get all of them on the ps1/ps2 classics store

4 for classic ff. 7 for Modern ff.
None of the games are connected story wise (with small exceptions). You can play in any order

Dude, the sphereshot is the second most valuable shot in the game, plus he starts with very good stats that keep up well into the 60s. The JS is just straight up cheating at the beginning, but as soon as you rack up enough endurance it's not indispensable and the SH bonus is low.

>Be a fucking shit slow nigger for half of your career only good at endurance
>Suddenly become the most ridiculous pace babby of the entire league, which would require him to replace all of his muscles
HGH you heal so good

>mfw give the ball to my fastest player vs the Ronso team and run around until 10 seconds left then score the goal and win the game

>score first
>stand in own goal

Nice "sport"

They missed a chance to make blitzball manager and make a mint off the trollball guys

Well FFX-2 was basically blitzball manager already.

>people actually consider drowndodge a """""""sport""""""

She will have a series of season ending pregnancies after Seymour's masterstroke.

She was actually in Luka during the attack on Mt. Gagazet, so that's not an issue.

Typical Ronso poster, you can't even read.

Nimrook is the GOAT goalie.

Ronso can read. Weak little human shut up.
Hornless little human wrote funny, if he not meant the evil guados' attack on sacred Mt. Gagazet, what else could he talking about? High Summoner Yuna already took Master Seymour's life to avenge the honour of our tribe. He do nothing no more.
Are you even human, little thing? Me thinks you be treacherous guado scum. Humans are friends of ronso, only treacherous little guados like you insult our mighty people.

>CTRL + F
>no Wedge

You absolute plebs

This fucking thread, maaaan, this thread is awesome!

I love you guys!

>I rate Zidane

Its "Djidane"


REEEE

10 and 6 are the only ones that aren't shit desu

every sport needs jobbers

ps rikku best waifu

>play under water sport
>never need to breath
>pick least aquadynamic clothing possible
>trying to throw a ball under water

might as well be using a gameshark

kek

we was blitzball

9 had a lot of gimmicky characters and that useless trance function but 8 is worse than all of them.

BIG

7 is the quintessential jrpg