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Old bed 5/18: TUF Episode
(STARTS AT 10 PM EDT 3 AM BST)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Rockhold v Weidman II Electric Boogaloo) And Cruz-Faber III
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez) only on UFC® FIGHT PASS™
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Ultimate Surrender Edition)
7/9: UFC 200 (Crabcock Edition)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson-Chiesa)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm-Shevchenko)
7/31: UFC 201 (TBA)

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

Mackenzie Dern at 3:50 ft. MMA Digest: youtube.com/watch?v=D-jBk2Fq1cg

UFC 198 Medical Suspensions: mmafighting.com/2016/5/16/11686306/ufc-198-medical-suspensions-warlley-alves-potentially-out-six-months

Our guy, Eugene: youtube.com/watch?v=WeeGiYfR4no

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first for jones

Eugene's a dummy
Kid Nate's a goof
Luke Thomas? WGAF

this pretty much. The only Bloody Elbow guys I like to watch are Connor and Zane

Watch yourself

Zane is such an edgelord on Twitter

xth for guzzling a tall delicious glass of piss

I like Lawrence Kenshin's striking breakdowns on his youtube channel.

How so?

I'll rephrase that, whenever he takes over the Bloody Elbow Twitter for fight nights he is a total teen edgelord, throwing in fuck in every other sentence

instagram.com/p/BEzmhBKDPN2/?taken-by=alphacatzingano&hl=es

Do you think desperate widowed Cat fucked this dude?

so are most MMA journalists just former fans that had blogs and filled a void?

>hl=es
YAIR
YAIR WHEN'S YOUR NEXT FIGHT

looking for a goof 5
youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc

Pre-Diverticulitis and Willing to take a punch Lesnar vs a Gigantopithecus, gi-only

Who wins?

>15 minutes of bull riding

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He's so damn biased towards muh muay thai.

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u better fuckin delete that, goof

it is what it is

kek

>you now realize it's 2016 and Dan Henderson is still fighting

yes I love Dana twitter bantz

based

>jj mad as fuck

Who was in the right here?

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"""""fighting""""""

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Free Fights part 2

Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec

BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc

Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8

Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4

Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0

Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ

Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g

Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM

Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo

TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0

Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI

Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I

Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg

Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ

Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
youtube.com/watch?v=G0pbz17fRvg

Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8

Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE

The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc

post baba

lads please, post baba

Nick Diaz disciple Martin sano jr getting heem'd at bellator Saturday
instagram.com/p/BFakwknPjmL/

holy shit this looks like somethng out of a videogame

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wat

>he thinks rankings mean anything

No lid, I'm just surprised he's gone down 11 places

>notice the arm block

kek, saved m8

that's what happens when you ktfo by stipe miocic

he should be cut tbqh

It's so fucking stupid that Robbie Lawler, who at this point is one of the most proven champions, is only ranked 6, beneath fighters like Rockhold and Cruz who have yet to defend their titles once

condit won, obv not lawlers fault that judges are mongs

>condit won

Stipe Miocic might unironically be the best fighter in the UFC.

Why do you pretend it's bad to get KO'd by him?

He clearly, unequivocably won. The only reason there is any """debate""" about this is because the three stooges chose to give Lawler the nod.

>one of the most proven champions

>Condit won
not this shit again
Go tip your fedora elsewhere

At first I felt bad for the guy, like, "Why are people making fun of a retard?"

But he's funny as fuck, KEK.

Btw, Turk here.

You got BTFO last time. You're the fedora contrarian here if you think Lawler won

>Stipe Miocic might unironically be the best fighter in the UFC
oh wow

>He clearly, unequivocably won.
pretty sure he didn't bud. he technically landed more pillow punches but that means nothing in a fight.

these are always bullshit. someone like TJ who was nowhere near the top 5 in his weight division when he beat Barao suddenly is considered p4p? ha no way man. the p4p list should either be all undefeated fighters or fighters with a consistently winning record.

>jones
>DJ
>Cruz
>DC
>Aldo
are the only acceptable ones. yes aldo got ko'd in 13 seconds, but he's beaten the top guys in his weight class for years without a single loss up until condor. same goes for DC and DJ.

>b-but they're champions
unless they've defended the belt numerous times, took back their losses and no one at all casts a shadow on their reign in their division they don't belong on there.

literally should only be a top 5 p4p list, none of this top 15 bullshit. that means, what, artem is like top 60 p4p? (kek)

There is no fucking way Lawler deserved the win. He got the shit beaten out of him by Condit. He barely made it into the 5th round.

The made a poll on Sherdog and the vast majority thought Condit won.

>pillow punches

You retards never fail to amaze me. You literally cannot survive without memes

Nick Diaz bitches for the millionth time in his career and you retards decide to listen once

>he technically landed more pillow punches

He landed more power punches AND more "pillow punches". Btw, if you get 100 more non power üunches/strikes on you than you on your opponent, you lose. Strikes don't need to be Roy Nelson like haymakers to do damage, especially not if the land in such stupendous volume.

Condit RAPED Lawler. Watch round 4 again. He beat him with volume AND power.

P4P isn't a lifetime achievement list. Dillashaw fucking clobbered someone who was considered an arguable P4P king, twice. He deserves to be there. Especially since he went to a razor close decision with Cruz

>He barely made it into the 5th
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
People cannot be this retarded, right?

>swede defending a spic

yes

>Fighting smart, outscoring your opponent, avoiding damage, not playing into games?

>How absurd, these fighters should destroy their craniums for my pleasure, who cares about logic, I just want gore!!!!

>He landed more power punches
"""""""""power""""""""" punches

He almost got heemd in RD 4. In RD 5, he chimped out on Condit with his best shots, but Condit is basically Wolverine and took em like a champ.

>knocks down Lawler
>makes him do the stanky leg in RD 4
>MUH PILLOW PUNCHES

Diaz fanboys need Zyklon B.

They were power punches according to literally anyone who isn't a gigantic autismo retard

aka not you

>Carlos Condit is my favorite fighter
>He's intellectually superior and fights smart like I would
>He without a doubt beat Robbie Lawler, it was those sheeple judges that stole it from him!

>He without a doubt beat Robbie Lawler

Quit sing this faggot meme you turd, atheists are not welcome here.

>Robbie Lawler my favorite!!!
>He's a fight fan's fighter, he's so tough and edgy, just like me!!!!!
>He is without a doubt a true champion and totally not raising another man's son. Those pillow punches that totally wouldn't shatter my pussy don't mean anything!!!

Condit beat Lawler
Cruz beat Dillashaw
Bisping beat Silva

#JustSayin

>le carlos condit beat robbie maymay

just get over it goofs, your boy legitimately lost. only a fucking retard would think otherwise.

He literally only needs to defeat the champ to be considered p4p? Come on man, I don't think so. That's like saying DC beat Frank Mir three times, lost to Gian Villante and then beat Jones and he becomes p4p. Nah man, instead of a one-off win it should be on dominance over quality of competition. That's why Fedor will always be debated over whether he is goat or not.

>Joe and Schaub defending that Dan Blitzarian dork and ganging up on Bryan

You're right about Cruz and Bisping

Get a load of this pack of jokers.

more like powder punches haha :D

>Condit beat Robbie
>Bisping beat Anderson
>Jones beat Gustafsson
>Hendricks beat Robbie the first time
>Robbie beat Hendricks the second time
>GSP beat Hendricks
>Condit beat Diaz

>he literally only needs to defeat the champ to be considered P4P

If the champ is in the P4P rankings, especially one of the highest up there, then yes, I don't see any issue with that

>that's like saying DC etc.

That's not how it was for Dillashaw though, even then, yes DC, should still be considered P4P

>one-off

Try twice with a defense against someone else

It doesn't take those wins to see TJ has developed some of the best standup in the UFC. Good wrestling. I don't see the issue

P4P again isn't a lifetime achievement thing, it's who's the best fighter at the time. TJ is/was

I'm with this guy. Condit won the first three rounds, the third Lawler hardly did anything. But then muh can't leave it in the hands of the judges rally in the 5th happened. They were both tired as fuck but Lawler edged the 5th round and so that's why he won. Replay the fight backwards and Condit wins.

>/heem/sters cherrypicking statistics to prove who won a fight
lol casuals

You callin Dana a retard, goofboy?

Still mad about being BTFO about Bisping-Silva I see

I'm so butthurt that Werdum lost, boys

He was a great champ, he had charisma and was a well rounded fighter. Someone who beat the best in the world and deserved to be heavyweight champion.

And he decided to just run in face first to Stipe "I just punch and have a croaky voice" Moishits fists and now that boring motherfucker is HW champ.

Heavyweight is such a shit division. Title will probably go to Overeem now via another silly heavyweight KO and then Cain will have another go at it.

Give us new blood, give us ngannou or something

>Condit beat Robbie
Yes
>Bisping beat Anderson
Yes
>Jones beat Gustafsson
Yes
>Hendricks beat Robbie the first time
Yes
>Robbie beat Hendricks the second time
Yes
>GSP beat Hendricks
Yes
>Condit beat Diaz
Yes

Well that wasn't hard

No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes

>Nate Diaz beat Conor McGregor

fucking goofs, rolling on the floor isn't fighting

I DUN GIVE A FOOK EEDER

i like you

we should hang out in blackpool sometime and practice movement

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youtube.com/watch?v=YbBhul8dVnI

kek
reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=VgBD94cs0T8

Yeah thats what I think

What are you gonna do it about

Just got through weekends fights. Were there any spicy memes in the game thread? That girl throwing a hissy fit after the "early stoppage" loss to cyborg was pretty funny?

Schaub or Soprano, no-gi

who wins

Just the usual

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Keep in mind Schaub was a varsity athlete

The stoppage was legitimately early, it's just that nobody can bring themselves to care too much because it was just a matter of time anyways.

Does /heem/ remember?

OH SHIIIIIIIIT

post baba lads, i'm trying to fill up my folder