I beg of you, who will even be able to stop us?

I beg of you, who will even be able to stop us?

kys

Literally Stoke and West Brom.

>p-pep won't d-do it o-on a cold rainy Tuesday n-night at stoke!!!!

Pathetic

>Fail three years with buyern
>expect to do well with shitty mercenaries

Will be fun to see pep get exposed once again

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In England? Nobody. Unless Mou happens.

In Europe? Anyone.

Mou still has nightmares about pep

themselves

>fail
>highest winrate ever

Mate even Klopps Liverpool will shit on you Somalian pirates next season

>Pep will make any old team of failures GOAT!!!
Pathetic

>highest win rate ever
>still can't best heynckes' 2 CL finals in a row and a continental treble in his final season

RING RING RING RING

>Highest win rate in a one team league

Impressive.

>still can't best heynckes' 2 CL finals in a row and a continental treble in his final season
wow poop can't get two cl finals in a row and a treble? what a shit manager, completely exposed. What a loser he is

Some serious chatting shit ITT.

Please remember that City's only non-shit players are perma-injured glass vaginas.

Hallo

>highest winrate ever
They got him to compete with Barcelona and Real Madrid rather than Darmstadt and Augsburg. He failed.

Atletico de Madrid, Real Madrid, or Barcelona. As usual.

>heynckes
>good
biggest meme of them all. guardiola has as many CLs and more leagues in his first three years as a manager than heynckes in his whole 30 year career

Is this the fabled "dutch" city bandwagoner i have heard so much about?

pep has zero CLs with Bayern even though he inherited a dominant CL winning team just a season before

>he can't best an average manager who won a treble with an average as fuck team
>he can't win a CL or even get to a final without messi

he has two CLs with barcelona you idiot
"muh heritage" if it were that easy someone would've defended the CL title already, nobody has in almost 30 attempts now

Oh cannot wait Poop destroyed by england journalist

DELETE THIS

quite looking forward to dutch bandwagon autist killing himself next season

Lads how far into the season before poop gets sacked? I'm guessing Feburary

RING

RING

Liverpool
Leicester
Tottenham
Chelsea
Arsenal
Sunderland

Am I missing anyone?

RING RING RING

Pulis at West Brom, or wherever he may be.

I am the Lord of the Managerial Merrygoround said he.

Absolutely nailed on.

What's this RING RING meme. Unfortunately I don't spend 12 hours a day on Sup Forums to cover all memes.

I actually think wenger and klopp will trash this guy next season even with his 1 billion pound squad. He's not going to he anywhere near as successful as he's been abroad and I think the amount of competition in this league will take him by surprise.

What's with his mongy face?

he's algerian

>won a treble with an average as fuck team
no surprise the level of the premier league is so shit if the average viewer is so clueless

This meme master will do shit at you club unless you buy him Messi to bail him out

>mfw

>us

What part of City are you from m8?

He has walked into teams with amazingly talented squads in shit leagues with no competition and not surprisingly won trophies. Now he is walking into a transitional aging squad with no character or heart. Next season will be the season Pep gets found out. I can't wait

Please tell me which of those 2013 bayern players will get into the current best team in the world which is Barcelona or even Real Madrid

>Now he is walking into a transitional aging squad with no character or heart
like he did when he joined barcelona first team

He'll be at nice comfy PSG by next summer

Barca back then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> City now

Are you seriously comparing that squad and youth team he had at barcelona to shitty's current squad?

wait, you are really serious with the 'complete average' bayern squad? A team that made it 3 times to the cl final in 4 years and kicked out barcelona, madrid and whoever during those years in cl? lel

considering their age/skill at the time, from memory, their top players in 2013 were: neuer, boateng, badstuber, robben, ribery, alaba, martinez, lahm, schweinsteiger, muller, kroos, etc, most of which would have made it into any team in the world. That's about 11 top level players and more I don't even remember

sucks to be you, m8.

Answer the question. Which players would get into those teams.

>they got to the cl final this many times in this many years

Yeah just like Spanish teams do because of the piss easy league.

poop joined barcelona 15 points behind #1 in liga and 3 points above #4 and #5, after two years without winning anything. City have won more, not much, in the last two seasons and just made it to cl semis
the squad he inherited at barcelona was exactly a 'transitional aging squad with no character or heart' like I said

Spurs, Liverpool, Leicester, any team that knows how to press

They had Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, and Busquets. You could stick those 4 on any of the top 6 Premier League teams and that team would have a better XI than Manchester City do right now.

>Answer the question. Which players would get into those teams
I did, in their 2013 form all of those I mentioned would into any team
>because of the piss easy league
of course, english teams are smashed in europe and national competitions and there recently was an all german final and two all spanish finals because those leagues are easier, not because your inbred league is complete obsolete shite while the rest of the football world has moved on

>wow poop can't get two cl finals in a row
or any CL final at all for that matter (not without Messi)

>any of those players replacing anyone in these current teams eg robben replacing messi

Stay deluded

>being this mad

Kekekek. Who would have thought someone can get this triggered when mentioning the bpl. I can feel that salt already. Feels good to be getting "smashed" when an 8th placed bpl club is in a Europa league final.

>poop sacked
>pellgrini kept in job for 3 years despite only winning 1 league title

actually german teams are the ones that get smashed by english teams in europe 9 times out of 10

still feeling salty over this season, dutchbro, but i'm excited for a change in tactics and intensity.

normally it might take a few years to click though, so I don't expect a title in year one or anything.

certainly expect >us to get through group stage of CL and to finish top 4 again. anything beyond that would be great.

>us

>or any CL final at all for that matter
>(not without Messi)
so he does get champions league finals. You can put an exception to every manager that has made it to a final to invalidate their accomplishments. Messi didn't make it to any cl final the two years before poop went to barcelona
>any of those players replacing anyone in these current teams
please name those current teams so we can judge. You think 2013 neuer, alaba, ribery, robben, etc wouldn't make it to these current teams? Many of them would make it even today
>eg robben replacing messi
yes, instead of talking about the quality of the 11 bayern players I just listed let's center it all in replacing messi with robben, even though in 2013 (and even today evey once in a while) messi played as a false 9 so he would have been able to play next to robben without any problems, just like he played next to pedro
>being this mad
don't project your emotions, my friend, you are the one that has to digest ''''''''premier''''''' shite every week, except on cl final day

I'm ok with top 4, league cup and CL semi. Should make CL easier for us next year, less nerves. I do however think we underachieved but I'd take it considering next season we have the best manager to ever walk the face of the earth managing our lads

Yeah...He is a full throttle wanker

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Fuck of shitposter

stop existing, you ugly fuck

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

It must be fucking horrible being a city fan. Such a shit fucking team.

>ugly

Literally and figuratively false and you know it, cunt.

Will you trap for me?

I like Girls ;)

everyone laughs at your dumb fish lips

Pep also walked into a team with the literal GOAT when he was just getting going and Xavi/Iniesta stepping into their prime years

إنتا زامل

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Hope he cleared his Thursday nights

Guardiola literally wiped out half barcelona's players include Deco and ronaldinho when he came. he has most of the merit for barcelona's actual success

Poop won't last till christmas

Flood the netherlands.

Remember everybody to sage these threads

I don't speak bomb

The Dutch-Algerian Autist conveniently disappeared during a match when City were losing

He later said he had an important telephone call

Hence the meme

Champions League isn't even a positive for City, it just adds fixtures and gives them a bigger stage to embarrass themselves on

That's why you get blown up by them

Tony Pulis

>CL semi finalists
>meanwhile manure choked in a group with literally psv Wolfsburg and cska

>get to the cl semis
>club is so unbelievably plastic that the players couldn't even be bothered to put a shred of effort in

Calm down lad, think of your blood pressure

does the dutch bandwagoner have friends?

>no reply
>"y-y-you mad"
lmao the state of your life

No, there aren't actually any City fans, have you seen the Emptyhad on a match day?

he's never stepped foot in the emptyhad in fairness

just wondering because he's always making threads every day non stop, is Sup Forums his only friend or something?

Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend

I know thats not the real you m8, IP count just went up

is he ignoring the question?

Damn...
Y u so angry rite now doe family

Chelsea
Leicester
Arsenal
Tottenham
Liverpool
Man United w/o Van Gaal
Southampton
West Ham

No fuckin idea man, I don't come here all that often, just for the bants from time to time

It is me retard

Over 200, none that he is serious about.

ie don't cheat on

what in my posts indicate me being mad