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awful edition

clearly a sixth former

Madman didn't even bother to turn the flashlight off.

first for im back bitches

Who here /tinder tuesday/

wtfb

ban this cunt

Hero

good morrow lid

How you doing pal?

Got out of ARP's bet zzzz can't win even when I do win

Tiny on United under 1.5
Basically impossible for them to get champions league football, Need to win the FA cup saturday so they will put out a shit squad and they rarely score anyway. Good odds @4.33

Was a bad bet considering the stake size and the information absolutelyrektpmsl. i'm sure youll come back stronger youre one of the best on the tube.

Wow just got back from walking the dog to see ARP's bet was a half win. What a man.

>implying bournemouth won't want to win

>no !UGH in the tripcode

it's a fraud guys.

>mainstream

I wanna kisss youuuu fuuuckkkkk innnnnnnn

>pretending to be juveguy out of all the tripfags in here

Go follow ARP and maybe he will post my bets at worse value PMSL might just post a link to /bet/ and call him out as a utter fraud

>TWENTY TWO RUNS IN THE LAST OVER

hold your horses, delhi are gonna win this

This, jesus wept

it was a shit, lucky bet mate. Hope he doesn't post any of them again, at good or bad lines.

*homer simpson snore* lol

Gumushanespor -0.25 WON
Irtysh SW WON
RT7 Tampines WON
Heidelberg 0 LOST

3/4 today lids. Cheers xx. Good day tbqh.

Got on all except heidelberg.

thnx 4 this

>Wins 3 bets in a day
>Gloats

pmsl

Cheers friendo!

Beyond embarrassing

Tampines SW LOST

0/1 today lids. Cheers xx. Average day tbqh

Rostov goal when?!

Good day for you tbqh

PMSL.

who else here /onthesaucesincethreeoclock/ ?

Good man

>the sauce

nonce detected

I will be come Thursday afternoon

Hass, i've got a date tonight mate, you're an inspiration to us all. SUCH a good lid.

I've been /onthecokesinceIwoke/

Fuck it. I'm tossing twenty on Mumbai winning the IPL

oooh i love having sex with women, look at me, such a real man haha love booze as well, lid lol haha

Fuck off normie.

>normie

where do you think you are right now? because you're not there.

you gotta, slow down brother

this I'm far from normie.

Can NOT believe how obvious it is in UK adverts.

>normie

Back to your ghetto, virgin.

Paide RED.

FIX IS HAPPENING

fug

Why is everyone suddenly shilling NONOS37GR

>No way Tampines dont win.

M..muh shekels. :(

oh it's in my favour actually

#noice

uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/video/eurovision-judge-hilda-heick-admits-111100961.html

>tfw eurovision was rigged

>katie price still whoring her retarded child out for a bit of publicity

vile whore

>he reads Yahoo's celebrity news

She's genuinely a good mum, leave her alone

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3594776/Katie-Price-accused-exploiting-son-Harvey-13-C-word.html

>yahoo is still alive

why

>paying for a tipster with the username zyzz that speaks in 3rd person

mirin brah?

She's an absolute abomination of a woman

Pmsl, Harvey is a top lad.

>364 units in profit

What is the bet?

Do you think Katie buys Harvey prossie seshes off adultwork as gifts for good behaviour?

pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg8jk0zIQAAzpC-.jpg

Not going to waste is it?

I mean, I wouldn't be introducing her to my parents but I know how difficult in can be looking after a disabled kid, even with money and extra help, it isn't easy.

is that really zyzz from fit

Christ

I would actually give harvey a blowjob if i could bang katie in the pic

I very much doubt that.


>fat and uncouth

Done a stellar job there.

Just threw up a bit on my laptop. You owe me £30 to get my keyboard replaced.

>me on the left, my wifes son in the middle

Why are spastics ALWAYS fat?

>tfw your wife's son's father is Dwight Yorke

Got some bad news for you pal

>laptop only worth £30

lmao you must be so -ve

reminder red bulls to win vs chicago fire tomorrow is LOCK of the year

You mean zyzz from /bet/?

Also big up Peter Andre for trying to support Harvey and show him love rather than spineless Dwight Yorke who never paid him attention as he was disabled, heartless scumbag of a man

;_;

is Steve Stevenson a pleb for betting on mainstream?

would you look after a retard kid? i'd just get him dropped off at a care home for retards and move on with my life. he'll be too brain dead to realise anyway. if you pay taxes then you are entitled to state care for the kid. only -ve to look after him, he won't care, you can only lose in this situation.

pls stop this

tt should have tipster accounts and follower accounts, to stop the feed filling up with this.

forgot pic

eye water, air

Standing up applauding this like an American in an Boeing 747 that just landed.

E-euan?

Backers has admin'd a med on O4.5 in the BMG game

...

no he hasnt

>Backers

pmsl obviously meant mackers

Niggers gonna nig.

>impersonating me

Anyone using betradar?

paide absolutely pathetic

>he didn't cash out for profit after the red card

MACKERS

I can still cash out for profit, but I'm on DNB so I'll just let it roll.

judge

Anyone here bet on csgo? Been betting lounge for a while now and it's amazing since the odds are all user generated, so there's always value since user's will never price them according to the actual implied probability of a game.

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