Man Utd vs Bournemouth match thread 1

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Carrick, Rooney, Mata, Lingard, Martial, Rashford.

Subs: Romero, Varela, Jones, A. Pereira, Herrera, Young, Memphis

Bournemouth: Federici, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Pugh, King, Wilson

Subs: Holmes, Jordan, O'Kane, Gradel, Grabban, Afobe

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>de LVG

>van laal

Why not just use the other thread you autist?

>using a thread made by the algerian man city bandwagoner

I am on 2 threads.
Cup of cha, rollie.
Apple tart cooling.
Rainy humid evening.

no clue why we've gone full strength with the cup final in 4 days

LVG is such a fucking goon

>six subs
>eddie meme's injury machine

Where is Scnhiderlin? Does LVG hate him?

Going for the 19-0 la'

>mfw Martial injured

Also I'm actually at OT right now lads. Empty as fuck be lucky to pull 40k in attendance

>this is full strength united in 2016
yikes

No, injured

LvG likes him, but he's terrible at passing. A rock defensively, tho

seems like the official twitter fucked up, stanislas is supposed to be on the bench too

yeah seems like it, what do you expect with a late midweek game

Can Man Utd get CL football next season?

Definitely not with LVG in charge

yes they only need to score 19 goals

Saint Lucia!

This season has been miraculous. Surely there can be one more miracle..

most pointless game ever. should have given it a 3-0 win to bournemouth

>de gay

oh hey you didn't get bombed or kidnapped

fake bombs can't explode m8

>should have given it a 3-0 win to bournemouth
inb4 this actually happens anyway

It won't happen, because unlike LVG, Bournemouth have some goddamn shame and are playing several reserves.

Was it actually a dummy bomb or are they saying it was because it creates less panic?

this game is gonna be shit lads so it's down to each and every one of us to make it a fun experience. Get your banter hats on

That's a strong Bournemouth line-up,
>le droppy australian keeper
aside

Van Gaal is putting out a full strength team because he's desperate to not finish below Koeman

How did Holland have an era of goat coaches and ever since they've been shit

Kek, their rivalry has been interesting.

If no LvG next season I hope Mou comes in for Poop v Mou

Who \abu master race / here?

I do find it strange that they needed to do a controlled explosion on a 'fake' bomb

they just exploded a fake bomb just in case it was real

And blowing up things is always fun.

>yfw rooney scores a double hattrick to break the record

This thread is fucking dead where is everyone?

At the game haha.

Banned :'(

blown up by "fake" bomb

I don't think anyone but utd/bournemouth (if there are any on Sup Forums) fans really care

of course if we concede this thread will be flooded

Who /Tigers/ here?

>that shit tier excuse

Get the bunker ready Ellie, I got a bad feeling about this one

Fergie is in Belfast drinking with James Nesbitt.
LADS

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hopefully it's the last of the season

Any good streams, lads?

Yeah mate loads.

>late midweek
>arranged on short notice
>uniteds shit-tier football

I'll be surprised if there's 50k today

youtube.com/watch?v=mPpGp_J3z2A

You forgot to add shite fans as a reason

Cheers brother.

Okay Mr ABU whatever you say

If van lel fucks this up, will he finally get sacked?

Woops
>shite fans

No not till after the FA Cup final.

theres one a about half a mile away

fun to walk down if it freezes over in winter

He should be sacked regardless. We'll see what happens after the FA Cup final.

Being reported that 3 MUFC mascots painted blue as part of promotion of club's partner 20th Century Fox's new X-Men movie. (@SamWallaceTel)

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WHAT A FUCKING SHITSTAIN JOKE OF A CLUB

no explosions today

Please retire Carrick you cunte

calm down la

You now remember Utd fans leaving old Trafford after Yaya scored a late winner against Newcastle before the Utd Swansea game in 2012

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what is this match about, homie?
aint the EPL da fuck done?

stop living under a rock, Hans

there is no reason for that

So who wouldn't you mind seeing leave in the summer lads?

20 GOALS 20 GOALS MAN UTD
20 GOALS 20 GOALS I SAY
20 GOALS 20 GOALS MAN UTD
GETTING TOP 4 BY TODAY

20-0 lads, bet on it

Rooney, Carrick, Young, Valencia, Jones, Schiwnestiger, all double-barrelled negroes and Spanish speaking freeloaders.

De gea or mou?

I'm not a Man U supporter but this is why Man U are a club I still like, and why Man City are a plastic soulless club that I despise.

Six of this starting line-up are English. In a City lineup you sometimes only have ONE Englishman (Hart), sometimes two (Sterling too) and very rarely three (Delph)

City are the most odious cancerous shitstain on English football and I wish them a long and painful death.

>Win the best defensive organization

I HATE YOU LOUIS

>I'm not a Man U supporter but this is why Man U are a club I still like

what bullshit is this

doesn't everyone hate that club and their arrogant bandwagoners

ever considered that yernited is so shit exactly cause they have so many englanders?

How much would psv pay us to give Memphis back?

Nobody cares about Utd

WE'RE PLAYING FOR THE GOLDEN GLOVE

BIG TIME
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Someone should tell van gaal that tin england teams level on points are seperated by goal difference not possession stats

Why the FUCK is LVG playing a full strength team for a meaningless match?

He's a man u fan, all non man u fans hate them

Rojo, Rooney, Jones, Mata, one of Carrick/Schweinsteiger (probably leaning towards Carrick, Schweini still has 2/3 years in him I reckon).

will >we get a sticky if >we win the golden glove?

Mou and Ibrahimovic will at least be entertaining next season.

I hope Jose has the balls to tell Rooney to fuck off after Wayne has another shitty international tournament on the back of 3 solid years of bad, and sometimes horrendous, club form.

van gaal, woodward

jump off a cliff

He needs to reach 65 points or his contact gets nulled

If only it was h2h

MATCH REETUMM

I think jose's a fan of rooney, he was trying so hard to get him when rooney was threatening to leave under moyes.

honestly I don't think we should sell a shit load of players, I think we'd need to see these players under a manager who isn't a complete donkey.

Manchester United garners the respect of rival fans and neutrals like no other club in England.

Priority
Rooney
Rojo

Red hot
Jones
Fellaini
Lingard

50/50
Herrera

Why?

Why the first team lads?

Blatantly PR for capeshit.
Smh teebee'Onest

Are we the least weeb fanbase lads?

I was really looking forward to Pereira starting desu lads

Everyone says LVG is great with youth yet our best youth player Pereira's getting completely ignored.

MARKETING HAS GONE TOO FAR

FUCKING HELL

we dem moyes boys, faggot

>kid painted up like Mystique

why?