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trail of tears edition

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When will an American president finally apologize for the atomic bombings?

1st for sexual harassment

FUCK /CUM/

I'm being blue-balled by BajaChan

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your honest to god opinions on this?

just enacted this decision in victoria 2 HoD

fuck the cherokee desu

i don't know who she is so i cant say. Would it shock you if she cheated?

The same president who'll apologize to Britain for the Revolution.

When will they apologize for the genocide of their proud native people?
Saigo my brothers.

I didn't masturbate yesterday. Usually the first day is the hardest.

Are you guys proud of me?

this isn't Germany we don't apologize for existing

Sure.

Good job, Canada.

>one day
literally nothing

Shock me to the core, she tells me about all the guys that hit on her. And no its not like she selectively informs me about the ugly dudes that hit on her and annoy her, she's intimately described scenarios where she turned out high-value men.

My daddy taught me not to be ashamed of my dick

don't impersonate me

do people really wear those velcro-strap shoes past the age of five?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I honestly believe that Trump can and will make the United States of America a better country

If shes bragging to you about turning down high-value men
Then shes bragging to her friends about getting hit on by high-value men

Nope. She's a Sup Forums meme


No, also much hotter.

I've done multiple things to confirm that it's a real person. Pics etc etc including her divulging info that trolls wouldn't have access to.

She wasn't bragging to me, she was honestly telling me about a dude trying to fuck her and her turning it down.

what about dresden

Any plans for this sunday, /cum/?

/hc/ meme?

>online dating a pornstar

kek

Could possibly be a cam whore

You could say so.

And if I say more youd figure it out.

I'll keep you guys up to date though, on my progress

Taking a shit rn

It's snowing hard in Ottawa, the nation's capital.

>before bump limit
you gonna get banned

I already know who it is.

>apologize for existing
I think we've actually apologized to injuns. We don't apologize to foreign attackers, though.

Will we give them all their land back?

its a sad day when a non /cum/ flag making an early thread is ok

I was a moderately successful male camwhore tbqh

>why don't you just go back to europe, whitey

why don't you just cross the land bridge back to siberia muthafucka

how much dosh did you make in total?

I just turned 19 and have a nice body and a 7 inch schlong im considering it

>tfw 8 inch
>tfw virgin

wew gods a cruel bitch

What land? For the most part, we took what wasn't claimed. They were there, but they didn't share the rest of the world's view on land ownership.
That said, yeah, I think we should give them more land and autonomy.
> chief dago

I used to do butt stuff on omegle and have people buy me stuff off my Amazon wish list

natives aren't even "native" and it sure as shit isn't my fault my grandpappy had a musket and your grandpappy had a bow and arrow

31k in 2011
About 50k over 2.5 years

Have you seen The Revenant

Most natives opted for firearms as soon as the first pilgrims arrived and forged alliances with the natives. There was one thing the pilgrims brought with them in mass, and that was muskets since they knew they'd be outnumbered and weren't expert marksman.

how loose is your asshole now?

>31k in 2011

Doing what? how many hours a week in front of the camera, streaming? Did you just things up your butt and masturbate?

>replying to this twat
stop pls

I don't dislike natives on principle.
But it seems like in this hyper politically correct and overly racially apologetic culture they feel like they're owed something.

That's the opposite of equality.

I'd like to take you out on a date.

>I used to do butt stuff on omegle

I talk about more interesting shit than most of your utter fucking mouth breathers.

How about you go blog about your gay shit somewhere else if all you want to do is talk about how some slut won't fuck you or whatever your problem is.

I don't remember if it was a dream or not that my mom said she would buy noodles.

The online defensive driving locked me out. I fucking hate this

How do people get joy out of infantile crap like video games or anime? It is all a load of meaningless horse shit.

Not very. The last thing I had up my butt was a single finger, and that was 6 months ago when I was on mdma.
>camming on flirt4free
>30-40 hrs/wk
>yes, also some pretty hardcore bdsm
The majority of my money just came from chatting on the phone, though. I guess I'm a pretty good conversationalist.

Drop the Kinder Surprise eggs and no one gets hurt amigo.

you obviously do not know enough about game theory to enjoy playing games, especially ones against other humans.

these guy's get mad when the attention shifts from them.

the fuck you on an anonymous image board for if all you want is attention

go to twitter or facebook, retard ;^)

How do you do hardcore bdsm by yourself? What is this chat thing, people have told me I have a nice, low soothing voice

do you talk to queers or women?

I play them with my brother far too much because that's what he enjoys. I'm above average at most titles he likes but there's nothing of value inherent in the game play though the time spent together is deeply meaningful to me. What do people get out of this crap?

They don't do drugs. Idiots.
Not him, but I don't like playing games against people, and I hate watching sports. I like some vidya, though.

>8 years development

youtube.com/watch?v=_aurxyyjJyI

When tax season rolled round you put down you were a paid whore then?

>its a schizo alt-right proxyfag episode again
almost makes me miss cia

Not invited. We don't like you. Get out.

...

>How do you do hardcore bdsm by yourself?
Here's one example: cover genitals, nipples, and other tender spots with clothes pins, and then do pushups with them on you.
Shit like that.
>What is this chat thing, people have told me I have a nice, low soothing voice
Mostly just phone calls, and we'd just chat about whatever they felt like.
>do you talk to queers
My audience was mostly older men and autistic younger men.
>women?
A few, but they don't pay for what they can easily get for free.

playing against family isn't fun because they let you win. try your skill against some strangers why don't you. the feeling of getting fucked over and over again by highly skilled players makes the lower skilled players want to get better at the game. i guess it's for revenge? maybe that's why they play it. not because they enjoy it, but to get back at the winner. this is especially the case for zero-sum games.
i've only ever played against the AI in this free-to-play online FPS game. It's so easy because there are bugs and glitches which you can exploit to shift the game in your favor. Then I entered PvP realm and got my ass kicked. There are less weaknesses to exploit in professional human players so the game becomes more interesting.

I kind of wish a solar flare would wipe YouTube's servers clean. Not everything need be saved forever and the future deserves better than to be absolutely inundated with such crap.

Didn't even watch, by the way. I mean what's new; an overpriced Mac product. The world is shocked.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh yeah i'm so schizo bro. like i might snap at any minute man! wew!

think i could pull puss with that shtick?

anime, vidya and study, nada emocionante

>1099
Entertainer tbqh

>i'm a member of the Alt-Right

That's the same thing.

That BDSM kek, hope it payed a pretty penny

ppm for the phone calls? and can you maybe give me a link to one of these services

>mexican
>Speaks like a south american
BRAVO BLIZZARD

It's just funny because it's only a big book with images on a white background and it took them 8 years to come up with that.

>wishing for the destruction of a library
I bet you're glad we lost What.Cd, and think the burning of the Library of Alexandria was a good thing.

>How do people get joy out of infantile crap like video games or anime? It is all a load of meaningless horse shit.

>sipc
>speaks like a spic

sounds right to me

>Swiss
>her smile is pure
>her laugh could cure any disease
Good job blizzard

>It's so easy because there are bugs and glitches which you can exploit to shift the game in your favor. Then I entered PvP realm and got my ass kicked. There are less weaknesses to exploit in professional human players so the game becomes more interesting.
Nothing about any of that appeals to me. You might have as well said you were planning a tea party for 20, and you found all the planning to be exhilarating.

I find this interesting as fuck though I must admit

Ok.
Regular call customers got a discount rate. At my peak, I charged $6/min. for s phone call, but that's because I could've made more on a group show.

Thanks for the (You)

@ 67658028

Captcha: Select all the pictures of tea

$6/min

WEW

I need this mate

FCUKKK LIKE 10 SECCONDS AND I COULD HAVE FINISHED THAT BEATMPA FUKCCC

In two minutes, this man makes your hourly wage.

still only made 50k in two years and had to work 40h a week being a male whore for faggots

Then I'd recommend that you stop referring to gay men as queers.
That is, unless some little faggoty bitch boy queer wants you to be his dom. In that case, put his punk ass in line.

So it's just Jon Ives: The Book.

My holiday wage is $24/hr.

It was easy money, and the hours were flexible for being in school tbqh. It's not for everyone, but I don't regret having done it.

I have no problem with gay men dude, how many of the conversations were sexual in nature?

I bet you regret some of the things.

Let it sink in that this man gets paid more to fuck his asshole raw at home on his comfy bed than someone shoveling shit all day does.

>i refuse to appreciate wehraboo music because it makes me uncomfortable

what are you some kinda cuck?

youtu.be/A7PZPMDIuuw