Balfour declaration edition
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hacker?
watching a new episode of Designated Survivor lads
has potential but i'm not quite sure about it yet
NEVER TRUST THE WELSH FOR THEY BETRAYED OUR RIGHTFUL KING RICHARD III TO FURTHER THEIR OWN TWISTED GOALS
NEVER FORGET
poo poo poo
wee wee wee
boo boo boo
me me me
Tesco Value 24
But not bad by any means.
yes, I was the one who originally pointed out it wasn't sweat
he never actually said that quote I don't think
doing an ASMR listen.
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>mfw we literally created israel
ah yes
the battle of the sexes
post fucking machines
it's got the asian qt from Die Hard 4 as well
P O M A D E
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R E C S
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>Oil based
Reuzel Green
Goon Grease
Nostalgic Handmade
Daimon Barber #2
>Water Based
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1
Shear Revival Crystal Lake
The bucket of water I've got my feet in has gone cold
feels good man
me top left =]
i am in loco parentis
i am the last remaining contestant on the apprentice
i am the home trained dentist
a yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya
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:^)
Decided I'm going to check out the anime club lads.
do a lube rec list and I might be interested
>female
male
fuck
desu the video game shit isn't much better
>gf gas had pretty bad dandruff for the past 3 weeks
>she was cooking earlier
>saw big flakes coming off and dropping into the food and all over the work surface
>she had a really cute smile on her face when we were eating and i hate to just grit my teeth and eat it
how can i bring it up with her? i really don't want to hurt her feelings
Oh great, can hear drunken normies outside because they have to let everyone know how they can't really handle their alcohol .
GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX
Brings back old memories
He did mate, I can't remember which video it was, but it was one of his short 1 minute long ones
I'd look for it so I could post it, but that'd mean i'd have to watch through a bunch of his videos and i'm not sure my pineal gland could handle that much of Tim.
don't clean your bellend for a few days and ask her for a bj
Halls, soothers or tunes?
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me at the barbers
touch her hairs for a bit then once you get something on your hands ask her what is that
university of leicester
why are Europeans so weird
feeling really refreshed from my 2 days off to start work again tomorrow
Slip some Head and Shoulders in to her morning coffee.
(OP)
Am I the only one willing to admit I'm jealous of Casey Neistat and other Youtubers like him?
I genuinely wish I jumped on the train years ago. It's literally
>vlog about your day
>Gain followers
>blog about your day
>gain more followers
>gain revenue from views
>use revenue to do more stuff to vlog about
>gain even more followers
>gain so many followers that companies send you free shit
>vlog about the free shit you gained
>gain even more followers because of the cool free shit you got
>gain so many followers and free shit you can just do everything for free and continue the revenue and free shit from companies
It's a self perpetuating cycle of stuff from nothing. The way Youtube is set up now means that if you didn't jump on the train years ago, it's VERY hard to just decide to be a successful Youtuber now.
I AM fucking jealous
spot on
might end myself
not
a
word
really excited to go to uni here and live in this beautiful building
>tfw have tomorrow and the day after off
>work today in 30 minutes
is that the brick shithouse i've been hearing so much of?
>When you make a pretty normie post but Cornwall doesn't notice it and you don't get FONTed
barber: What do you want senpai?
you: you know the xenomorph in alien?
barber: say no more
looks comfy actually
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it doesn't look that bad
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barber: what are you looking for
me: a big fat poo
barber: say no more mate
*a picture of me with hair looking like a poo*
I SEE A NIPPLE IN THAT PICTURE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm here for the reparations
think my housemate has stolen my post
just pissed in my housemate's ribena then stole his post
is he going round FONTing people
think my housemate has stolen my post
think my threadmate has stolen my post
Last time I posted a picture of myself after the barbers you all laughed and called me Crimson chin
Palestine is not a country.
It is a state of mind.
Thoughts on Yasser Arafat?
kek
thoughts on this?
@67659066
@67659074
@67659077
considering all these posts as (You)s to my personal account
Used to live in Bury
Utter shithole
Get in line and wait your fucking turn
great banter
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would impregnate with my white seed
Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
Self-imposed social isolation
Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
Feelings of inadequacy
Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
Mistrust of others
Emotional distancing related to intimacy
Highly self-conscious
Self-critical about their problems relating to others
Problems in occupational functioning
Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
Feeling inferior to others
In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
Just looked in my garden and my fence has fallen over. Think my neighbour has stolen my post.
The new Lazy Town ruined some very good characters
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most me
average looking ethnic girl
pretty average body
the internet has given /brit/ inflated sense of standards in their women however, so they'll assume this girl is disgusting when in fact she's pretty ordinary
not a fan of big chebs
like smaller perky ones
I get triggered when I see a woman get picked up because it reminds me of when I was too weak to do it and it cost me a relationship.
diabolical post
hey ho away we go
Patter
3deep5me
populist corrupt commie
;__;
tried my best
>40+ hour work week starts tomorrow
>Thats ok because it only continues for the next 35 years of my life
How do people do this? Will I ever accept my fate as a wage slave? Im only a few months into a salaried job and im miserable
Honestly me since 15
some people show their strength in different ways x
Been Youtubing since 2011. I'm nowhere near the number of followers that most other youtubers have. And some started way later than me.
If you're not rich, cute/handsome or autistic (filthyfrank) you're wasting your time
>nintendo banned ribenas 3ds for pirating pokemon and he accidentally deleted all his games
>still dying from DNP, sprained his wrist and closed a door on his fingernail
>mum called him a fucking bastard because hes a lazy prick who wouldnt get her handbag
>starting the so called job tomorrow
thoughts?
Thoughts on Abdullah Azzam?
saw your first post earlier
just say please and im sure shell say yes x
dont go out in big crowds anymore outside
get anxious
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>No thank you
Do rorkes get triggered when they see foreign signs in captchas?
ah yes a throwaway line on a 3/10
grow some nuts
Don't respond to it under any circumstances
not amer btw just summarising his latest memoir
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buy a glock 9. makes me feel nice and safe in crowded places