/brit/

Balfour declaration edition

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hacker?

watching a new episode of Designated Survivor lads

has potential but i'm not quite sure about it yet

NEVER TRUST THE WELSH FOR THEY BETRAYED OUR RIGHTFUL KING RICHARD III TO FURTHER THEIR OWN TWISTED GOALS

NEVER FORGET

poo poo poo
wee wee wee
boo boo boo
me me me

Tesco Value 24

But not bad by any means.

yes, I was the one who originally pointed out it wasn't sweat

he never actually said that quote I don't think

doing an ASMR listen.

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>mfw we literally created israel

ah yes

the battle of the sexes

post fucking machines

it's got the asian qt from Die Hard 4 as well

P O M A D E
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R E C S
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>Oil based
Reuzel Green
Goon Grease
Nostalgic Handmade
Daimon Barber #2

>Water Based
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1
Shear Revival Crystal Lake

The bucket of water I've got my feet in has gone cold

feels good man

me top left =]

i am in loco parentis
i am the last remaining contestant on the apprentice
i am the home trained dentist
a yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya

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:^)

Decided I'm going to check out the anime club lads.

do a lube rec list and I might be interested

>female
male
fuck

desu the video game shit isn't much better

>gf gas had pretty bad dandruff for the past 3 weeks
>she was cooking earlier
>saw big flakes coming off and dropping into the food and all over the work surface
>she had a really cute smile on her face when we were eating and i hate to just grit my teeth and eat it

how can i bring it up with her? i really don't want to hurt her feelings

Oh great, can hear drunken normies outside because they have to let everyone know how they can't really handle their alcohol .

GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

Brings back old memories

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He did mate, I can't remember which video it was, but it was one of his short 1 minute long ones

I'd look for it so I could post it, but that'd mean i'd have to watch through a bunch of his videos and i'm not sure my pineal gland could handle that much of Tim.

don't clean your bellend for a few days and ask her for a bj

Halls, soothers or tunes?

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me at the barbers

touch her hairs for a bit then once you get something on your hands ask her what is that

university of leicester

why are Europeans so weird

feeling really refreshed from my 2 days off to start work again tomorrow

Slip some Head and Shoulders in to her morning coffee.

(OP)
Am I the only one willing to admit I'm jealous of Casey Neistat and other Youtubers like him?

I genuinely wish I jumped on the train years ago. It's literally

>vlog about your day
>Gain followers
>blog about your day
>gain more followers
>gain revenue from views
>use revenue to do more stuff to vlog about
>gain even more followers
>gain so many followers that companies send you free shit
>vlog about the free shit you gained
>gain even more followers because of the cool free shit you got
>gain so many followers and free shit you can just do everything for free and continue the revenue and free shit from companies

It's a self perpetuating cycle of stuff from nothing. The way Youtube is set up now means that if you didn't jump on the train years ago, it's VERY hard to just decide to be a successful Youtuber now.

I AM fucking jealous

spot on

might end myself

not
a
word

really excited to go to uni here and live in this beautiful building

>tfw have tomorrow and the day after off
>work today in 30 minutes

is that the brick shithouse i've been hearing so much of?

>When you make a pretty normie post but Cornwall doesn't notice it and you don't get FONTed

barber: What do you want senpai?

you: you know the xenomorph in alien?

barber: say no more

looks comfy actually

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it doesn't look that bad

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barber: what are you looking for
me: a big fat poo
barber: say no more mate
*a picture of me with hair looking like a poo*

I SEE A NIPPLE IN THAT PICTURE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm here for the reparations

think my housemate has stolen my post

just pissed in my housemate's ribena then stole his post

is he going round FONTing people

think my housemate has stolen my post

think my threadmate has stolen my post

Last time I posted a picture of myself after the barbers you all laughed and called me Crimson chin

Palestine is not a country.

It is a state of mind.

Thoughts on Yasser Arafat?

kek

thoughts on this?

@67659066
@67659074
@67659077
considering all these posts as (You)s to my personal account

Used to live in Bury
Utter shithole

Get in line and wait your fucking turn

great banter

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would impregnate with my white seed

Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm

Mistrust of others

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

Just looked in my garden and my fence has fallen over. Think my neighbour has stolen my post.

The new Lazy Town ruined some very good characters

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most me

average looking ethnic girl
pretty average body

the internet has given /brit/ inflated sense of standards in their women however, so they'll assume this girl is disgusting when in fact she's pretty ordinary

not a fan of big chebs
like smaller perky ones

I get triggered when I see a woman get picked up because it reminds me of when I was too weak to do it and it cost me a relationship.

diabolical post

hey ho away we go

Patter

3deep5me

populist corrupt commie

;__;

tried my best

>40+ hour work week starts tomorrow
>Thats ok because it only continues for the next 35 years of my life

How do people do this? Will I ever accept my fate as a wage slave? Im only a few months into a salaried job and im miserable

Honestly me since 15

some people show their strength in different ways x

Been Youtubing since 2011. I'm nowhere near the number of followers that most other youtubers have. And some started way later than me.

If you're not rich, cute/handsome or autistic (filthyfrank) you're wasting your time

>nintendo banned ribenas 3ds for pirating pokemon and he accidentally deleted all his games
>still dying from DNP, sprained his wrist and closed a door on his fingernail
>mum called him a fucking bastard because hes a lazy prick who wouldnt get her handbag
>starting the so called job tomorrow
thoughts?

Thoughts on Abdullah Azzam?

saw your first post earlier

just say please and im sure shell say yes x

dont go out in big crowds anymore outside
get anxious

ᴺᵒᶰᶜᵉ

>No thank you

Do rorkes get triggered when they see foreign signs in captchas?

ah yes a throwaway line on a 3/10

grow some nuts

Don't respond to it under any circumstances

not amer btw just summarising his latest memoir

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buy a glock 9. makes me feel nice and safe in crowded places