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We can't all be billionaire businessmen with trophy model wives and the presidency, but that's no reason to be bitter

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There's something wrong with this train

lads

I fucking love it when cyclists die

Fuck Drumpf, fuck Brexit and fuck white people.

Planes. x

daily reminder that brexit and trump voters are stupid and poor

it's not driving up my arse?

You're a nut! Crazy in the coconut!

Lads albania is beautiful

it looks like switzerland or something

>it's a fence in places not a wall hahaha drumpf btfo it was really the liberals who won

Will this be the narrative over the next four years? Is this what the left have been reduced to?

>Thread before last gets 500 posts before a new is made
>Some little runt ruins that trend by trying to pedal his own shit yank lick arise gimmick

good thing the days of the cager are numbered

imagine lying legs akimbo on a train track and having that roll straight over your bollies

Janitor Applications Are Now Being Injected Straight Up The Shitter (JAANBISUTS)

>trophy model wives

bronze medal maybe

What does that mean?

Considered it. The 99p coin is tempting.

gonna be fun seeing how far backwards trump can take the usa in 4 years

not sure if my fav is the a350 or 787

planeposting will NEVER be a thing

I only like the big fuck off planes that are proper feats of engineering

>tfw wildflower was shit

>why are people pointing out my god emperor's lies?
>why can't they just let him be?

bugger off rorke

I feel we are seeing the stirrings of fascism in Europe

Source on 07:51?

...

Post of the year award

my balls aren't on the tracks

>but dudes le wall was a metaphor he's not reneging on his main electoral promise
haha trumpcucks are SO delusional

They're song lyrics you absolute idiot. You're so stupid.

You need therapy.

You're shit.

gonna do a read then sleep lads
good night

alright 'sheed? what time does the paki shop open in the morning? need to top up my leccy

>decide to look at ballbusting videos for a laugh
>it's actually kinda hot in a weird way

plan: be fascist while claiming to oppose fascism

good how you both got dubs 5

Hey now, smaller ones do just fine as big ones.

post it on r/brit

Good lad

>A House Republican aide and a Department of Homeland Security official said a wall was not realistic because it would block visibility for border agents and cut through rugged terrain, as well as bodies of water and private land.

Embarrassing

youtube.com/watch?v=7hl0aTooA90

massive tune, after the Ward v Kovalev fight, can't stop listening to it

bit gay

Waited the full sixteen years for it. Still my AOTY. I thought that would pass when the hype died down, but it didn't.

Can we let these kids in yet, you heartless rorke bastards?

DESPISE the left

ballbusting is a bizarre fetish

the spinal cord is hurting lads

like who what what what where
nah what who who where
like where where where
how did we get right there like nah nah nah
who and what and where
who and what and where

JUMP SCARE!!

Josie love, you about?

Would you smash my bollocks in with a meat tenderiser for a fiver and a pack of chocolate biccies?

>DESPISE the left

Howling, is this actually true?

There's them Syrian doctors I've heard so much about.

I find it hilarious. No idea why.

FOY

Getting the daily dose

youtube.com/watch?v=ytRK1lqfgwY

Its a crummy twink cumpilation vid, title is "my favourite face-shots part 2" i probably downloaded it from xvideos

Fuck off rorke. we will never surrender

coming up soon

don't waste it

ah yes, all those helpless women and children

what the fuck is wrong with europe

>that one in the fedora
gimmick potential

me about a third from the left half way up facing the camera

good lad

reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-wall-idUSKBN135175

our last mass shooting was derek bird

don't feel good at all lads

feel very sick 2bh

Suck me nob

nice hat

Will you still love me tomorrow?

would do it for free

don't have enough blacks, we're trying to become more like you lot :)

>tfw made a successful general on another board that always gets a new thread made at the bump limit by another user

Oh thanks.

so today when I was giving her my fists she ran to the toilet and locked the door to hide herself from me... futile...
I gave a few good kicks on the door to scare her and I heard her screaming and crying. Laughed for a bit then sat in front of my piano and played a few notes while waiting for her to come out
little did I know that she would come out quite fast, thinking that me playing the piano meant that I was calm and composed again
the tip of her fingers were crushed by the heavy thing that covers the piano keys... she underestimated me again and deserved a right beating

seeing as how gays call themselves queer now, we should make 'gay' as in lame/corny acceptable for common parlance again, it has a nice bite to it.

Also we should steal douche from the yanks, we really have no equivalent, wanker is gay.

>ayy let us in pham

lmao so true

Don't understand why there's always pedophile rings involved in most places where there's a lot of power

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I received an hours booking request this morning and the guy had requested a school-girl uniform, deepthroat and facefucking. As somebody who markets myself as GFE i didn't feel at all comfortable with what he wanted - it sounded more like bloody assault than sex when he told me what he liked.

He said i'd need to lay some towels down as it'd get quite messy, and it's best not to eat anything for a while beforehand (you can imagine just how it would pan out if i had accepted). He wanted me to wear heavy eye make-up and thick mascara so it would stream down my face as i gagged cried and choked on his dick.. you can see the kind of picture he had in his mind.

The guy himself was polite and had plenty of positive feedback from other girls saying he was respectful when he 'throat fucked' them, but the majority of the girls who'd left him feedback openly advertise deep throat whereas i don't.

DESPERATELY requesting the bio oil Tim video

suddenly adebayo realised he was surrounded by niggers

gimmicks lose all value once referred to by their inventors as gimmicks
put it on the shelf mate

>tfw whatever others come to, we did it before.

How is Paul Joseph Watson ever going to recove from this image?

she was so talented

suck me nob knts

>girl I went to school with on facebook makes a status about how she asked for a chip butty down south and got funny looks
>status devolves into arguments as to what a chip butty should be called

ah yes I love being a northerner

they extended hadrians wall

what general on what board?

can't wait to completely fucking blow it

everyone knew the wall was a metaphor

leftists are too thick to understand nuance

they take everything literally

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sounds like something from /brit/ haha

And she faded away and dropped dead in her forties. Tragic.

One of my favourite 80s musicians that time seems to have forgotten.

>tfw really jealous of trump and take it out with really bitter posts on /brit/

followed a woman for 10 minutes before. she had pink hair and heavy eyeliner and wore a fluffy hat

>poortherners have to fill their sandwiches with chips because nothing grows and the land can't support cattle
howling