/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 2

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace, Jerry Heller
-Drake announces "THE BALLET" in Houston
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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>This thread stands with Kesha eternally
lol what a fucking pussy ignorant thing to say

Teenage Fanclub got a surprisingly high score, anyone know if they'd be worth seeing live?

Also no advance copies of the new Nick Cave were sent out so that BNM has to wait until next week.

it's a good and righteous thing to say actually. thanks.

Why was the thread posted 20 minutes late?

why is the new bon iver so shit

>only rock options for AOTY are Radiohead and Bon Iver
>Bon Iver would be a repeat from 2011
>Radiohead got best album of the 2000s

It's a shit album

SHIT

>tfw shiny new OP done at last
good job, everyone

>best album of the 2000s
I thought that went to SILY

>Nights since last BNM: 2
have you always counted bnm's like this, or did you just start when the op was updated?

pls do better with tonight's top stories, p4k shill. fuck jerry heller.

p4k shill almost had a life for 20 minutes but said, "lol fuck that."

What's everyone listening to? Just picked this up today.

I was doing hw and lost track of time.

Nice, I've actually been re-watching the show recently so I've been listening to this.

I think I added that like a month or two ago
If I wasn't late, I probably would have switched it to this
pitchfork.com/news/68071-ice-cube-says-he-felt-no-emotions-about-jerry-hellers-death/
I gave up on that shit already

I don't listen to music anymore it's all shit :(

>What's everyone listening to?
pic related. i'm late to the party as usual. preferring it to Blond atm 2bh

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

>preferring it to Blond atm 2bh
Same. I'm really digging Alabama, Wither, Slide on Me, and Rushes To.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Isaiah Rashad 8.1 by Sheldon Pearce
Eluvium 7.0 by Brian Howe
Circle 8.1/7.7 by Seth Colter Walls
Bibio 6.0 by 0.0

>0.0
what...

it redirects to Brian Howe's page

homeboy has been writing for pitchfork since 2003 and has barely ever gotten a BNM to review, lol

meh

7 is too low for False Readings On

Hey guys it's amE Zo-E

I have a review coming up

love u #teamvalor

I wish I was cool enough to meme with you. God bless.

I dedicate this bowl to you

what album? so we know you really graced us with your prescence

Haven't heard it but I want to. Anyone have a download link for the new Eluvium? I've searched far and wide