Rolling Stones - Satisfaction

>Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
>Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
>Black Sabbath - Iron Man
>Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
>Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion
>Kiss - Rock and Roll All Night
>U2 - Vertigo
>Metallica - Enter Sandman
>RHCP - Under the Bridge
>Green Day - Time of Your Life
>yfw

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All pretty shit besides satisfaction.

This except Iron Man is p good and stairway is eh anymore, but I can't hate it. Just barely ever listen to it. The rest I could live without. Kiss hopefully will die in a fire in my lifetime.

Kiss would be fine if they'd broken up in 1979.

all still better than Bohemian Rhapsody

They'd be fine if they never got together and made music. I hate them.

*apart from Stairway

>guy whose dad used to beat him while playing Love Gun

The first four and "Enter Sandman" are some of the greatest songs of all time.

But Satisfaction and Iron Man are good.

>implying

They're all shit tier pleb bands anyway

>Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
>Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
>The Eagles - Hotel California
>Queen - We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions
>Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
>The Doors - Touch Me
>Eric Clapton - Layla

>citing Iron Man instead of Paranoid
>citing Sweet Emotion and not Walk This Way
>citing Vertigo and not With or Without You
>citing Time of Your Life and not She

kill yourself

>citing Hot for Teacher and not Jump
>citing Rebel Yell and not Dancing with Myself
>citing Touch Me and not Light My Fire
>citing Layla and not Tears in Heaven
>thinking it's a Clapton track when it's Derek and the Dominoes

You're pleb too.

>anything by Queen

You've got shit taste in greatest hits m8

>implying
Those are objectively the most popular tracks by these shit tier artists.

>She Blinded Me With Science
>Take On Me
>Don't You Forget About Me
>Jessie's Girl

>I can't objectively appreciate good music because it was popular before I came into existence and I bandwagon all my opinions from an image board
hot damn

And your taste in them is shite

No, I just exposed what objectively are their most popular tracks.

Though they are shit, their best tracks (as if such a thing was even possible) would be, respectively:

>could this be magic
>eyes without a face
>the end
>cocaine

Granted these are all 3/10 at best

oh come on, the end isn't a 3/10

>The Doors
>not 3/10 at best
Pick one.

you can be a 3/10 band with tracks that are better than 3/10

Which is not the case.

idk man The End is like a 5 or 6

shut the fuck up

Pleb detected.

Even shit obvious tracks such as Velvet's Heroin or The Murder Mystery are vastly superior to that laughable attempt.

Did I offend your pleb taste in music?

>Oasis - Wonderwall
>A sweaty Manchunian spills a pint on your shirt and puts an arm round you

No

>Don't Stop Believin'
>Bohemian Rhapsody
>Sweet Caroline

>CMON user SING ALONG HAHA SWEEEEEEEEEET CAROLIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>DUN
>DUN
>DUN

no you're just a fucking asshole

hope you're b8ing and not actually this autistic

>being this salty over an entry level band
Pro tip: if you listen to The Doors, you're pleb. I'd suggest moving to a second step entry level band such as The Stooges as a tiny step out of the black hole you're currently in.

>Velvet Underground.
>Biggest hipster rock meme of all time.

Kek.

>Pro tip: if you listen to The Doors, you're pleb
As if you like The Doors you wouldn't already have grown up with Stooges.

> plebeian

>implying
The only good tracks Velvet has going for them are I Heard Her Call My Name, European Son and Sister Ray.

Still, they're a higher tier entry level band, especially when compared to something as laughable as The Doors.

Go to bed dad

wow you're right I suddenly realize what shit taste I had all those years! I can easily see now why the end is a 3/10 laughable attempt.

can you direct me to more good music unlike the DOORS? (more like the whores amirite)

just give me your favorite album it must be amazing!

Stooges are a step up in the entry level black hole. They're the faintest sign of hope to someone who has such shit taste as to think The Doors is anything even remotely good.

Through small incremental steps, maybe in many years this pitiful pleb can finally enjoy the patrician joy of listening to white noise filtered through a Shermann.

>Recommending shit bands period because they're not as plebby as a slightly more popular pleb band.

"No."

kek

I don't listen to commercial music anymore. I mostly listen to field recordings I make myself, compounded with white and pink noise, which I filter through a Shermann and pass through a Leslie.

bruh youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk

Scarouffi says The Doors s/t is good so it must be :^)

wew lad

The day you realize A Life with the Lions is John Lennon's best musical effort or that Metal Machine Music is Lou Reed's only work of genius, you'll know you're not a pleb anymore.

>CCR - Have You Ever Seen The Rain

> Im too young or immature to realize when I grow into/out of genres and bands, that I don't have to disregard everything be for this point in my current musical taste.

>not understanding objective truths in musical taste

If you want to remain a pleb forever, that's your problem, not mine.

The End is glorious. Stairway to heaven is great. I love Hotel California. You guys don't have to act like good stuff is bad just for the sake of your reputation.

>glorious
kek

Did you listen to Disturbed in like high school or something?....

end yourself, dadrocker

By the time high school came around, my favorite album was Vision Creation Sun though I do confess I still listened a lot to Impressions and In a Silent Way. It took me longer to get away from Coltrane and Miles.

>You guys don't have to act like good stuff is bad just for the sake of your reputation.
But we do, it's Sup Forums

The plebs in HS, laughably easy to pick out. Anyone who listened to Disturbed, A7X, Audioslave, Slipknot, RHCP, or Green Day should remove themselves from Sup Forums at once.

/thread

I hate Hotel California, and the Eagles in general

Life in the Fast Lane is like their only good song ever.

Very true, by the way.

IT WAS THE HEAAAAT OF THE MOMENT

Have you ever heard the album Desperado? I think it's a lot more creative and fun than the Hotel California album for example.

Ew, but that's one of the worst songs ever recorded

I can hear the drunks now.

LA Woman is better than anything on their s/t. Led Zeppelin are okay but extremely overrated. The Eagles should be forgotten.

No, actually they're just absolutely horrible, drivel-writing faggots. You can't be taken seriously if you discuss music and like Kiss.

Yeah kinda agree with you there. L.A. Woman is my favourite Doors record.

Come on - Vertigo
Of the U2 hits this not a good choice.
>Where the Streets Have No Name
>One
>With or Without You
>Even Better Then the Real Thing
>Pride (In the Name of Love)
>Sunday Bloody Sunday

>Smells Like Teen Spirit
>Love Will Tear Us Apart

No crap, HC was after they sold out and became mainstream buttrock. Bernie Leadon left the band out of disillusionment with their turn to a commercial stadium rock sound.

Everything Asia released was perfect and our including that.

2/4rds of those bands have objectively good songs though.
Also how much did you get beat up in high school

TELLING ME WHAT YOUR HEART MEANT

Did you mean 2/3rds

I think that's his point

Why?
I never understood legit hate for the Eagles,
their early stuff is harmless country rock, some of the best in the genre even
People today only know them for Hotel California even thought that song came out after they were a household name

Heartache Tonight is still played on oldies radio all the time.

Lots of Eagles songs are still played on classic rock and oldies stations. Rock in the 70's was a very diverse genre. The FM radio station I listened to played Eagles, KISS, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Buffet, Pablo Cruise, Doobie Brothers, Bob Segar, Brice Springstein, WAR...ect. It was all considered "ROCK"

Greatest Hits Volume 2 [Asylum, 1982]

I admit it--this made my A shelves after the Bellamy Brothers softened me up. But that was unjust to the Bellamy Brothers. The Eagles are slimy not smarmy, pulchritudinous not purty, multiplatinum titans not singles artists, pretentious cynics not small-time con men, Topanga Canyon not San Fernando Valley. Sure their tunesmanship, zeitgeistheit, and guitar goodies were fun on the radio. But the next time I weeded my shelves, they were tracked to the reference collection. B-

They're hated because The Big Lebowski told you to hate.

No, seriously. Their songs are horrifyingly overplayed and Don Henley is also one of the all-time great douches of rock.

Billy joel-piano man

>it aint me

>implying Strutter isn't fun as fuck