Éarly Mórning Édition
Éire
Kevin Gutierrez
Josiah Martin
/balt/
Ryan Smith
top of the morning to ye xD
Kayden Adams
>get in, it's happening
Parker Ward
maidin mhaith
Cooper Perez
Anime.
Colton Martinez
Móra na maidine daoibh buachaillí
Adrian Phillips
having a cold shower
have a small cut on the rim of me arsehole so this'll be a particularly painful one
Elijah Stewart
...
Oliver Cruz
no pain no gain haha
Blake Cruz
Accidentally identified as Northern Irish last census lads.
Christopher Nelson
put the fucking / in you fucking mong.
all of your OPs are a disaster.
Ryder Kelly
It's not the same guy.
Adam Allen
Haha same
Jason Carter
On a cheeky break in work
Anthony Thomas
What do you work as?
Colton Fisher
Soldier. Thinking about leaving when my contract is up though
Yourself?
John Green
I do a great many things
>soldier
What's life like in the Irish Army? Thinking of joining meself, is it worth it?
Brayden Torres
It has its ups and downs. If you don't have any kids or massive debt its a nice job, wouldn't want to raise a family on my wages though.
Pros:
Great friends
Fit as fuck
All the training/courses available
Shooting/blowing stuff up
Top class bants
Cons:
Shit hours sometimes
Bad pay
Lack of equipment
Bastard officers
Did I mention the pay?
Jackson Murphy
Well how long would i have to be in before I'd get enough of a promotion to have family wages?
Jayden Williams
>Bastard officers
>All the training/courses available
Tell us more.
Tyler Morris
POST YOUR WAR FACE
Sebastian Kelly
I reckon his break is over
Jaxon Thompson
You'd probably have to become an NCO for somewhat decent pay. The problem is there isn't a lot of chance for promotion at the moment.
The DF is getting very top-heavy now. The career lads that got in before the crash aren't moving and the new lads like myself are leaving in droves. I think the latest figure was like 50 people leaving a DAY. Obviously joining as a cadet would get you better pay.
>Bastard officers
The usual shit you'd get from some dickhead fresh out of college who thinks he knows better than the dumb recruits. Bullying,threats and the like are common enough
>Training/courses
Fun things like FIBUA and Recce courses, marksmanship, self-defence, parachuting, advanced driving
And more useful stuff for civilian life like heavy-vehicle mechanics, advanced paramedic courses, that kind of thing
Nathan Nelson
Is now haha
I'll be back in like 15
Brayden Robinson
Thanks lad. Another question for when you come back. How do they treat northerners? And do you do a lot of boxing/fighting in your fitness regime?
Carson Price
worst looking day outside i've ever seen
Wyatt Roberts
Get away from the mirror then you ugly bastard
Mason Miller
Missed the Garda application again.
Elijah Lopez
Think I'll postpone the suicide until after Christmas.
Gavin White
You'd be treated the same as everybody else; Like shit. The NCO's will take the piss out of your accent and stuff but they do it to everybody.
During recruit training you're taught some basic self-defence stuff but not that much boxing. Once you finish training you can join the DF boxing team though
You missed that by a long shot pal
Wyatt Rodriguez
Dont want ye ruining Jesus' birthday, i catch ye killing yerself and I'll murder ye
James Williams
I said after Christmas.
Blake Rivera
>Christmas
>Jesus' birthday
lmao """"""""""christians""""""""""
Nicholas Taylor
*tips aran jumper*
Isaac Allen
Some good thumps from the bouncer what
Isaiah Anderson
Fuck that bouncer can go. His coworkers are shite though, cunts didn't even show while hes radioing them. Odd to see 1 bouncer on his own, there's always atleast 2 together up here
Kevin Reyes
probably because nordies are all filthy animals who fight dirty
Wyatt Cox
Landon Powell
What place needs a bouncer during the day?
Dominic Lopez
>he says as he posted a video of 2 southerners ganging up on a man doing his job, and then spitting on him
Charles Walker
During the day its not that odd, you wouldn't expect that kind of trouble
Austin Moore
Good job that bouncer did desu.
You could tell he was looking to end it peacefully, he gave them loads of chances, but the dumb idiots kept going at him.
Good as well to see cocky lanklets get beat by an actually strong guy. They think they're "hard lads" because they're a few inches taller than a peaceful guy who'll turn the other cheek, but then they end up flat on their faces 2 against one!
Classless scum to spit on him, and not help his "friend" either.
Gavin Watson
Brandon Gray
Landon Phillips
IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS OF SHITPOSTING AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A QT IRISH GF REEEEEEE
Jonathan Sanchez
>Irish
>qt
Oxymoron
Logan Bell
REEEEE DON'T INSULT MY WAIFUS
Landon Torres
NEED a Clare gf.
Andrew Rogers
NEED a Cavan gf
Jacob Jackson
...
Daniel Barnes
NEED a Kildare gf
Brandon Sullivan
Why don't you want an Australian gf?
Levi Jenkins
ya have to get up VERY early in the mornin to catch me father
VERY early in the mornin
Connor Perez
Bit mean.
Tyler Young
>facial piercings
Lincoln White
...
Luis Wood
that's a puffy vulva
Leo Ortiz
genuinely disturbs me
Asher Fisher
Then get off this website you fucking twat.
Thomas Bailey
Jordan Green
nah piss off to your designated paedo boards
Robert King
Would do drugs with.
/éire/ has no room for people so easily triggered.
Caleb Adams
Why should I piss off because some knob gets triggered by cartoon images?
William Anderson
>deleted
Based mods banning newfags.
Jack Morgan
sounds like you're the one who's triggered you fucking baby lmao
Jackson Thomas
>deflecting
Jason Fisher
Another decisive AAAR victory.
Josiah Wright
What are you, fucking gay?
Christopher Cooper
>facial piercing
>those dead eyes
Trips confirm.
Angel Gonzalez
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide on
Christian Watson
anime action against republicans?
Ryan Smith
Well I think she's a qt
Eli Hernandez
Why is it so hard to get a job in this country guys?
>Engineering master race doesn't mean shit.
Benjamin Russell
Nah, she looks even worse in that one.
William Watson
You people make me sick
Nathaniel Reyes
Lads I got called [spoiler]potato nigger[/spoiler]
Elijah Howard
did ya HEEM the bastard that said it?
Eli Adams
Fuck off you
Dylan Davis
An absolute cracker of a post this was.
Gavin Nelson
yeeeeeow lads
Cooper Jones
I got called one irl before, made me chuckle.
Chase Powell
>High minimum wage
>incredible ease of access to Higher Education making it more and more worthless
>Cheeky tax deals that benefit foreign companies to the disadvantage of local business
>Low tariffs and increased competition from the upcoming third world economies making farming less and less viable
>EU fishery regulations that makes our waters swarmed by Spaniards and have devastated the fishing industry
>Adherence to the Euro which means we can't manipulate our currency based on our current economic situation
Take your pick
Daniel Jones
lol cool
you can see that kind of thing live downtown here every night
i hate this fucking place
Daniel Wilson
Trying a veggie burger I've never had before that's on the last day of its "best before". Wish me luck.
Sydney?
Nolan Flores
Built up tolerance to one of my more caffeine heavy supps lads
James Turner
Is "we can't afford reunification!" the biggest meme of our time?
Julian Gutierrez
Howye boys, just got back from the ole gym. Legs are like noodles haha
Jaxson Jenkins
Routine?
Ryder Flores
Why is there a yank flag? And why was this guy already recording in the first place before he knew there would even be trouble?
Jace Nguyen
lads
Henry Evans
I care very deeply about the contents of this post
Andrew Ramirez
>And why was this guy already recording in the first place before he knew there would even be trouble?
Shouting and the like.
The "gawping instinct" exists in a lot of people. Technology just allows them to record.
Anthony Miller
Any lads from Cork?
Just moved here 2 months ago, and trying to find some stuff to do around town.
Hunter King
Probably an American diner
Adrian Mitchell
Daily reminder
Nolan Wilson
MANLET BASTARD
Landon Walker
Thanks senpai, that warms my heart
Blake Sullivan
Are Ulster Scots gods caught in human bodies?
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Implying a Crumlin lad would say that
Nahhh pal