Be Polish

>be Polish
>have a American 3ds and Wii U
>play games before Europe gets them
Europoors btfo

Can Polish afford games?
iPhone7 costs a Polish his salary for two months

>not having a haxxored 3ds

What?

>Wii U

Suicide is your only acceptable redemption.

I'm too dumb to hack my 3ds besides I play online.

I got a ps4, vita and a pc as well. I bought wii u just for zeldas and x xenoblade.

>tfw an iphone 7 in Brazil costs almost 4 minimum wages

I can still play online

Are you a son of an oligarch?