/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 3

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Drake announces "THE BALLET" in Houston
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

piss

I done told you Nick Cave was gonna sneak in there. Now look at you.

It's getting a 9.2/9.3

poop

also i think it's a good thing no one posts here anymore

So when will the Kanye/Drake album drop?
Before or after the fall of civilization?

i will cum into my own mouth if Nick Cave gets a BNM

saved

8.5 or 9.0 BNM next Monday

Nick Cave 8.1 no BNM

Nick Cave isn't cool to kids these days, guys. He isn't getting a BNM.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

His son died though

>implying its just kids giving them page views and not also a healthy amount of indie fags from the 2000's still checking for that new new

It's getting a 9. P4K/Conde Nast knows who's buying those festival tickets at jacked up prices. AMSP got its big score and it's not even that great a record.

>indie fags from the 2000's still checking for that new new

guilty as charged. what the fuck am i still doing here?

born in 80's - patrician
born in 90's - pleb
born in 00's - shabbas goy

where the update at

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Travis Scott 7.2 by Matthew Strauss
P.S. Eliot 8.2 BNR by Quinn Moreland
Carly Rae Jepsen 7.1 by Brad Nelson
inc. no world 6.8 by Renato Pagnani

p4k shill on suicide watch. CRJ btfo. where's yr sign now?!

I don't get this meme

not my problem, man.

carly doesn't deserve this

>
>Jepsen
>no BNM
goddamn right. It's just pop people, why was /moo/ getting their little peckers hard for this album?

Oops second reply was a mistake

were people really expecting a BNM for an album of outtakes? waifu fags are the worst

...

>her

waifu fans are the orgone energy that power this terrible web hell, and that's a fact, jack.