Okay so all kidding and banter aside we all know that England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis.
Meanwhile USA, despite playing very few relevant sports, dominates the Olympics.
NZ and Australia are among the top 5 at Cricket and Rugby, and always do well in the Olympics.
Meanwhile Canada... Canada has nothing. Canada is not a serious contender in any major sport. They fail to achieve at every relevant Olympics, they are subpar at every major sport, and most of all show no signs of improvement.
How come Canada is such a failure compared to the other Anglosphere countries?
Eli Jenkins
>It's another bongs overrate how good they actually are at sports thread
Brody Murphy
dis be bait right m8?
Jacob Jenkins
Because US and England imported negro stock which inflated our athletics
Aus and NZ can use their own aboriginal stock
Canada has ice natives. Cant do shit but club little seals
David Perry
a fucking leaf drags us down lads
Austin Moore
they mix with France and Asia to much.
those yield poor athletes as well.
Nathaniel Brown
>USA, despite playing very few relevant sports
David Torres
What relevant sports do you play mate? You play tennis and golf... but we're better than you in both. What about football, rugby, cricket? You're shit at all of them
Asher Taylor
Ice hockey and winter sports in general
The anglosphere is stronk as fuck t b h
Evan Bailey
we did progress further than you at the last World Cup
I'm not trying to bant with you, I agree that Canada is a sad case.
but to say USA is completely irrelevant in football isn't correct
Kevin Ortiz
abos only play AFL m8
Austin Collins
canada is comfier than the english caliphate will ever be, who cares if they suck at sports.
Levi Long
Canada is the undisputed strongest country in ice hockey and also a strong competitor in winter olympics. GTFO with your low-quality bait you bong
Dominic Rogers
Mate, you always fucking forget snooker and darts
Alexander Foster
Considering we have snow on the ground for 8 months of the year, it makes sense that we play more winter sports and that's what we dominate in.
There will always be a lot fewer people in Canada that play golf and baseball because it's literally not possible most of the year.
And honestly, soccer is considered more of a women's sport in Canada. I'm not even joking, it's like field hockey. It's a sport for college girls around here.
Jose Howard
Canada is the best in the world at hockey.
NZ is the best in the world at rugby.
America is the best in the world at basketball and football.
Australia is the best in the world at cricket or something, I think.
England isn't the best in the world at anything. Your just sort of, kind of ok middle of the pack at a bunch of things.
Leo Jackson
>top 2 at rugby
kek KEK
kys
Jacob Foster
>be England >invent a bunch of sports >get btfo in all of them by colonies
Must suck
Caleb Baker
Shut the fuck up Daniel
Grayson Nguyen
>but to say USA is completely irrelevant in football isn't correct
Nathan Diaz
Shut the fuck up krazykrejza
Camden Mitchell
Wrong as usual danny
Luis Bailey
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Nathan Ward
It's a shame, they could make great fast bowlers They'd be decent batsmen too with their eyesight
Matthew Gray
>Forgetting that Australia DESTROYED Eurovision
Daniel Sanders
>relevant sports >lists sports that aren't in the olympics
Caleb King
Cricket is an Olympic sport mate. The brave French currently hold the silver medal
Easton Walker
Real sports don't get played at the olympics. The olympics is literally a meme conglomerate of shitty "sports" that absolutely no one would fucking watch otherwise.
Jaxon Jenkins
>not even european country >use asian as our contestant >still come secons
Get rekt yuropoors
Nolan Ross
Why is every single country so obsessed with us?
It's kinda cute desu
Chase Miller
>they could make great fast bowlers
>who is Jason Gillespie
Jose Bailey
we own winter sports
Andrew Rogers
>England is the top at rugby. Stopped reading tßh.
Matthew Sullivan
>Bongland >Top 2 in Boxing, Football, Golf and Tennis Literally none of those
>all the ass-blasted /cric/ refugees in this thread fucking losers haha
Henry Young
They are jealous
Brayden Bell
England has Andy Murray, who is number 2
Owen Brooks
F1 and Football are relevant, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Tennis and the Olympics aren't outside of the occasional year.
Justin Allen
>Scottish
Lincoln Martin
>England Murray is Scottish. So I guess that makes bongland the ultimate cucks.
Eli Cox
>that flag >that post BUILD WALL
Chase Gonzalez
>2nd largest sport in the world >not relevant because America don't play it
Kek
Charles Martin
Halal Madrid!!!!!!!!
Watch out for our bbc
Landon Hughes
Soccer is in the Olympics. So is cricket.
Leo Hernandez
>top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis
hmm lets see
>F1 sure you're probably best at that
>boxing lol no. it's USA and then probably Mexico second.
>cricket yawn if you say so
>rugby NZ and Aus
>football soccer? Germany, Argentina, France, probably Italy are better
>golf yawn if you say so
>tennis Serbia, Switzerland and Spain. Murray is scottish.
Landon Campbell
Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport in the world. China inflates worldwide interest in the game much the same way India does Paki-Paddle.
Boxing (from March of last year. Not sure what the current World Champ count for us is, though).
>The USA has an astonishing 15 world champions currently which includes Mayweather Jr, Andre Ward, Deontay Wilder, Jessie Vargas, Keith Thurman, Anthony Dirrell, Demetrius Andrade, Randy Caballero and more.
Tennis. Best women's player and best men's doubles team.
>Better than us at golf.
England is absolute shit. Only 2 major wins in the last 20 years. US golfers have won like 50 majors in the last 20 years.
The only sport England is good at is boxing now and Pea Shooting, where you've won like 15 consecutive world titles or something.
Logan Reed
>We Northern Ireland and Scotland isn't England
William Wright
okay seriously though buds, and fellow Americans
it's clear USA is best at Boxing. but what nation do we consider our close equals, or second best?
Mexico? Philippines?
Xavier Robinson
Can't wait to see the sand people represent yuro countries in the Olympics this summer. Sweden is going to be the gift that keeps giving.
Joshua Collins
>There will always be a lot fewer people in Canada that play golf and baseball because it's literally not possible most of the year. Bullshit, most of your population is in the area in pic related. Detroit, Minneapolis, and so on can all have baseball so you have no excuse.
Bentley Ortiz
are you retarded? The courses in toronto have been consistently open since just 2 weeks ago
We get 4 months of golf most years
Ethan Fisher
World #1 in golf is an Aussie you nerd
Andrew Watson
>Amerieducation
You realize that most of what you circled is way colder than Minneapolis or Detroit?
All of those cities are north of Minneapolis or Detroit.
The vast majority of America's population will barely see an inch of snow all year.
This is probably why America sucks ass at hockey, even though they have more kids signed up to play than Canada does.
Nathan Edwards
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has given the world more than any country on Earth >tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports >tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics >tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth >tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth >tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts >tfw we are all right now speaking English >tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
Logan Ortiz
>snooker and darts >getting drunk at the pub
Makes sense that England would be good at that.
Brayden Bennett
Boxing: 1. Mexico 2. Japan, USA, UK and Cuba
Austin Rivera
No one cares about world champs in boxing, only lineal, boxrec and ring number 1 rankings hold any weight, in which case our Fury and Frampton match your Crawford and Thurman. If Wilder wasn't a yank he wouldn't be world champ simple as, what did he do to deserve shot at Stiverne?
Noah Campbell
this desu
Logan Wright
>mfw Britfags think they are relevant
Mason Miller
he said in english
Chase Howard
Which owes its role as the contemporary lingua franca to America.
Jack Lopez
and why do americans speak english again?
Brody King
>m-muh colonies from 300 years ago The Empire is dead and never coming back. In 2016, all that Britain is a dying nation.
Michael Sanders
Because they're mentally challenged?
Nathaniel Long
it's a simple question lads
Easton Edwards
>5 at Cricket and Rugby, How many countries consider these serious sports though?
Ian Brown
feels good mane
Carter Wood
You're a simple mind, "lad".
James Russell
>all this salt
just answer the question
Wyatt Parker
>Meanwhile Canada... Canada has nothing.
Canada has nothing? Mate, Canada has fucking Georges St Pierre, the most GOAT MMA fighter of all time, fact. It has Tristar which is probably the best gym in the world, and is hope to some of the best talent the spot has ever seen, including Rory MacDonald who is without a doubt future champion.
Canada has absolutely dominated in Ice Hockey, but you didn't feel that was worth mentioning in your shitty OP.
I'm not even Canadian, but when I see posts like this, maybe I should be.
Jonathan Howard
>boxing isn't relevant Steady m8. I know you're wrong but there's no need to be so fucking wrong
Thomas Howard
> real sports don't get played in the Olympics Couldn't agree more
Jaxson Ramirez
Spot the newfag
Oliver Bennett
>Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport in the world. 'no'
Landon Perry
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Jackson King
>England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis ?
Andrew Butler
#1 at F1 #1 at Boxing #2 at Cricket #3 at Rugby #1 at Football #1 at Gold #1 at Tennis
Eli Robinson
>Gave the world the glorious US of A
William Long
you actually believe that?
David Gonzalez
Nice """"source""""
Angel Lewis
Sure
Current F1 Champion = British Current Heavyweight champion = British T/20 Runners up & Ashes holders = England Gand Slam 6nation Champions = England 2016 Euro Winners = England Current Masters Champion = English Current Davis Cup holders = Team GB
Leo Morales
Canada's job is to rake in the medals in non serious sports like curling, rowing and short track speed skating.
Jacob Walker
Canada actually has more golf courses per capata than anywhere else in the world. Our golf skill is actually a little embarrassing.
Jack Howard
>rowing?
We're the kings at rowing
David Rivera
Germany has more F1 titles.
Justin Powell
no it doesnt, Scotland does.
David Stewart
They have a leaf on their flag. A Fucking Leaf
Angel Morales
Because of a potato
UK has more F1 champions
Cameron Nelson
We have a flag and some history to argue otherwise.
Connor Scott
yes, but england doesnt.
Matthew Peterson
No one has ever beaten us at seal clubbing and never will either.
Jaxson Reed
It does, there have been 8 English F1 world champions
Only 2 Germans
Alexander Cruz
Only if they can kick goals. Who was the last great coon defender? Andrew McLeod?
Wyatt Hughes
>#1 at Tennis
Not even fucking close.
Jayden Ramirez
>be England >pretend to invent a bunch of sports >get btfo in all of them by colonies fixed it for you