Okay so all kidding and banter aside we all know that England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football...

Okay so all kidding and banter aside we all know that England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis.

Meanwhile USA, despite playing very few relevant sports, dominates the Olympics.

NZ and Australia are among the top 5 at Cricket and Rugby, and always do well in the Olympics.

Meanwhile Canada... Canada has nothing. Canada is not a serious contender in any major sport. They fail to achieve at every relevant Olympics, they are subpar at every major sport, and most of all show no signs of improvement.

How come Canada is such a failure compared to the other Anglosphere countries?

>It's another bongs overrate how good they actually are at sports thread

dis be bait right m8?

Because US and England imported negro stock which inflated our athletics

Aus and NZ can use their own aboriginal stock

Canada has ice natives. Cant do shit but club little seals

a fucking leaf drags us down lads

they mix with France and Asia to much.

those yield poor athletes as well.

>USA, despite playing very few relevant sports

What relevant sports do you play mate? You play tennis and golf... but we're better than you in both. What about football, rugby, cricket? You're shit at all of them

Ice hockey and winter sports in general

The anglosphere is stronk as fuck t b h

we did progress further than you at the last World Cup

I'm not trying to bant with you, I agree that Canada is a sad case.

but to say USA is completely irrelevant in football isn't correct

abos only play AFL m8

canada is comfier than the english caliphate will ever be, who cares if they suck at sports.

Canada is the undisputed strongest country in ice hockey and also a strong competitor in winter olympics. GTFO with your low-quality bait you bong

Mate, you always fucking forget snooker and darts

Considering we have snow on the ground for 8 months of the year, it makes sense that we play more winter sports and that's what we dominate in.

There will always be a lot fewer people in Canada that play golf and baseball because it's literally not possible most of the year.

And honestly, soccer is considered more of a women's sport in Canada. I'm not even joking, it's like field hockey. It's a sport for college girls around here.

Canada is the best in the world at hockey.

NZ is the best in the world at rugby.

America is the best in the world at basketball and football.

Australia is the best in the world at cricket or something, I think.

England isn't the best in the world at anything. Your just sort of, kind of ok middle of the pack at a bunch of things.

>top 2 at rugby

kek
KEK

kys

>be England
>invent a bunch of sports
>get btfo in all of them by colonies

Must suck

Shut the fuck up Daniel

>but to say USA is completely irrelevant in football isn't correct

Shut the fuck up krazykrejza

Wrong as usual danny

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It's a shame, they could make great fast bowlers
They'd be decent batsmen too with their eyesight

>Forgetting that Australia DESTROYED Eurovision

>relevant sports
>lists sports that aren't in the olympics

Cricket is an Olympic sport mate. The brave French currently hold the silver medal

Real sports don't get played at the olympics. The olympics is literally a meme conglomerate of shitty "sports" that absolutely no one would fucking watch otherwise.

>not even european country
>use asian as our contestant
>still come secons

Get rekt yuropoors

Why is every single country so obsessed with us?

It's kinda cute desu

>they could make great fast bowlers

>who is Jason Gillespie

we own winter sports

>England is the top at rugby.
Stopped reading tßh.

>Bongland
>Top 2 in Boxing, Football, Golf and Tennis
Literally none of those

> F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, Tennis, Olympics
>relevant

top laff, muhammad

>all the ass-blasted /cric/ refugees in this thread
fucking losers haha

They are jealous

England has Andy Murray, who is number 2

F1 and Football are relevant, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Tennis and the Olympics aren't outside of the occasional year.

>Scottish

>England
Murray is Scottish. So I guess that makes bongland the ultimate cucks.

>that flag
>that post
BUILD WALL

>2nd largest sport in the world
>not relevant because America don't play it

Kek

Halal Madrid!!!!!!!!

Watch out for our bbc

Soccer is in the Olympics. So is cricket.

>top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis

hmm lets see

>F1
sure you're probably best at that

>boxing
lol no. it's USA and then probably Mexico second.

>cricket
yawn if you say so

>rugby
NZ and Aus

>football
soccer? Germany, Argentina, France, probably Italy are better

>golf
yawn if you say so

>tennis
Serbia, Switzerland and Spain. Murray is scottish.

Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport in the world. China inflates worldwide interest in the game much the same way India does Paki-Paddle.

Boxing (from March of last year. Not sure what the current World Champ count for us is, though).

>The USA has an astonishing 15 world champions currently which includes Mayweather Jr, Andre Ward, Deontay Wilder, Jessie Vargas, Keith Thurman, Anthony Dirrell, Demetrius Andrade, Randy Caballero and more.

Tennis. Best women's player and best men's doubles team.

>Better than us at golf.

England is absolute shit. Only 2 major wins in the last 20 years. US golfers have won like 50 majors in the last 20 years.

The only sport England is good at is boxing now and Pea Shooting, where you've won like 15 consecutive world titles or something.

>We
Northern Ireland and Scotland isn't England

okay seriously though buds, and fellow Americans

it's clear USA is best at Boxing. but what nation do we consider our close equals, or second best?

Mexico? Philippines?

Can't wait to see the sand people represent yuro countries in the Olympics this summer. Sweden is going to be the gift that keeps giving.

>There will always be a lot fewer people in Canada that play golf and baseball because it's literally not possible most of the year.
Bullshit, most of your population is in the area in pic related. Detroit, Minneapolis, and so on can all have baseball so you have no excuse.

are you retarded? The courses in toronto have been consistently open since just 2 weeks ago

We get 4 months of golf most years

World #1 in golf is an Aussie you nerd

>Amerieducation

You realize that most of what you circled is way colder than Minneapolis or Detroit?

All of those cities are north of Minneapolis or Detroit.

The vast majority of America's population will barely see an inch of snow all year.

This is probably why America sucks ass at hockey, even though they have more kids signed up to play than Canada does.

>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has given the world more than any country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English

>snooker and darts
>getting drunk at the pub

Makes sense that England would be good at that.

Boxing:
1. Mexico
2. Japan, USA, UK and Cuba

No one cares about world champs in boxing, only lineal, boxrec and ring number 1 rankings hold any weight, in which case our Fury and Frampton match your Crawford and Thurman. If Wilder wasn't a yank he wouldn't be world champ simple as, what did he do to deserve shot at Stiverne?

this desu

>mfw Britfags think they are relevant

he said in english

Which owes its role as the contemporary lingua franca to America.

and why do americans speak english again?

>m-muh colonies from 300 years ago
The Empire is dead and never coming back. In 2016, all that Britain is a dying nation.

Because they're mentally challenged?

it's a simple question lads

>5 at Cricket and Rugby,
How many countries consider these serious sports though?

feels good mane

You're a simple mind, "lad".

>all this salt

just answer the question

>Meanwhile Canada... Canada has nothing.

Canada has nothing? Mate, Canada has fucking Georges St Pierre, the most GOAT MMA fighter of all time, fact. It has Tristar which is probably the best gym in the world, and is hope to some of the best talent the spot has ever seen, including Rory MacDonald who is without a doubt future champion.

Canada has absolutely dominated in Ice Hockey, but you didn't feel that was worth mentioning in your shitty OP.

I'm not even Canadian, but when I see posts like this, maybe I should be.

>boxing isn't relevant
Steady m8. I know you're wrong but there's no need to be so fucking wrong

> real sports don't get played in the Olympics
Couldn't agree more

Spot the newfag

>Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport in the world.
'no'

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>England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis
?

#1 at F1
#1 at Boxing
#2 at Cricket
#3 at Rugby
#1 at Football
#1 at Gold
#1 at Tennis

>Gave the world the glorious US of A

you actually believe that?

Nice """"source""""

Sure

Current F1 Champion = British
Current Heavyweight champion = British
T/20 Runners up & Ashes holders = England
Gand Slam 6nation Champions = England
2016 Euro Winners = England
Current Masters Champion = English
Current Davis Cup holders = Team GB

Canada's job is to rake in the medals in non serious sports like curling, rowing and short track speed skating.

Canada actually has more golf courses per capata than anywhere else in the world. Our golf skill is actually a little embarrassing.

>rowing?

We're the kings at rowing

Germany has more F1 titles.

no it doesnt, Scotland does.

They have a leaf on their flag.
A
Fucking
Leaf

Because of a potato

UK has more F1 champions

We have a flag and some history to argue otherwise.

yes, but england doesnt.

No one has ever beaten us at seal clubbing and never will either.

It does, there have been 8 English F1 world champions

Only 2 Germans

Only if they can kick goals. Who was the last great coon defender? Andrew McLeod?

>#1 at Tennis

Not even fucking close.

>be England
>pretend to invent a bunch of sports
>get btfo in all of them by colonies
fixed it for you

Four eyes until Canada get's it's shit together.

David Wirrapunda
Byron Pickett

Many Canadian teams won the Stanley Cup lately?

>top 2 in football

Jej

Whats an abbo