OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

And here we go again.

Tonight's matchup: Fister vs Latos.

Here's to the slight hope that the Sox bounce back after a tough loss last night.

First pitch 7:10PM CST.

It don't matter. None of this matters

You late rbo

Let's go Latos

First pitch wasn't even thrown yet, unless another thread has been made.

If there is, link it and I'll post there.

What really sucks now is as were struggling lately, our division foes, all of them save the twins, are going streaking.

Jeez

Not even 3 batters in

I already want to turn this shit off

Latos pls. Think of your cat.

>after the Astros, the Sox play 10 straight division games between the Tribe and KC
I think the wheels on the train are starting to buckle.

Inb4 pessimism hating autist

It looks like that Rodon Angels game all over again. Sigh...

>turn on game
>one run in already, no outs

wew
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top 4 teams are all 5-5 in the last 10 though

>Dan Bellino is home plate ump for this game
Good luck getting a decent game in, that fag is not MLB quality.

Buzzsaw incoming

>Sox fans are forced to listen to either a grumpy senile homer or a literal retard every game
You'd think that would be enough incentive to fill the stadium.

That literal retard is alright tho

>tfw no adam eaton bf

Here's your reply, now fuck off.

bit envious of his son

fuck this ump again

I have developed an intense man crush on Eaton.

why are they so perfect?

DAT PITCH

>ywn have a qt baseball wife

HE GONE

what did coop tell him?

Wow that could have been way worse

Phew

>Get out of this inning, or the White Sox are hosting Anime night at the park

eaton that was fucking retarded

Lads my fridge smells

I can smell it even though its closed

What do

ROLLINS

If Latos keeps using that pitch the right way, he's going to rack up a bunch of K's tonight.

>this base running
This entire coaching staff besides coop needed to be fired a long time ago
>jroll hit
And it could've been a run too

>that could have been an RBI
Dammit.

i was smoking crack because I'm a white sox fan, what happened to eaton? I look away for a minute and somehow a double doesn't drive him in? Did he try to steal third or something?

...

Abreu is such a great opposite field hitter

1) Make sure it is running
2) Check for any rotten food
3) Give it a quick cleaning and put a box of baking soda somewhere near the back of the fridge.

abrooooooooo

literally the only way he can hit these days

Thank you

"No me gusta cold weather"

-jose abreu

I don't even know why they shift on him. His spread might lean on left field, but he has demonstrated that he is perfectly capable of driving it oppo.

Will other teams start implementing a reverse shift against him?

>tfw trayce thompson would be our best hitter

So he's Che?

No, because what that user said isnt even true.

Pls never post thibs again

I miss him so much

;_;

No problem, user

They're both Cubans, so that sounds legit, actually.

It just doesn't stop

fug

the vaunted sox defense

could have been worse

should have been better

>steve parting away with money
Never thought I'd see the day.

>not knowing what altoids are

christine o'reilly is still a gilf though

>bats go cold again
Fucking stahp doing this

>that swing
>Why.jpg

13?

Pls no

This is embarrsing

ah, there's that elite sox defense again

oh, and again

can we trade for teheran yet? I'll take either him or lucroy

the cargo meme is dead. If only there was a good center fielder available

I hate this team so much

Latos, what the fuck, man

If our record were to suddenly even out, I would not be surprised.

Gotta get that first loss eventually.

>tfw only need to score 8 more runs before the win is secured

Eh still 8 games above .500. That's 8 whole games from where I wanted and expected them to be.

>Hahn decided to be cheap. Again
>lucked out the first month
>Freefall finally happens
>the CF, Catcher, 4th and 5th pitchers are all blackholes
>no hope to fix it in sight
Great. JUST. Great

Rack 'em up, now go score some runs

A-at least we got Sale tomorrow?

>we have to hope he goes the full 9

navarro you fat fuck

>blummer in charge of math

that was not a fucking strike

Rasmus fuck you

Fuck.

>mad at a routine catch

wew

Tumbling down tumbling down...

s-still first place
j-just gotta beat the divisional rivals

That's how I feel about the Astros. In a couple weeks they'll be at .500 and back in the race

Tomorrow is the nail in the coffin. Sale's gonna get lit up and we'll have nothing left to cheer for.

Melkman and fraz thank you for carrying this dumpster fire of an offense

>melky triple
fatty can run

>man on 3rd
>nothing else
I'm running out of ways to express disappointment

based eaton is the best hitter on the team senpai


also remember when avi was good for like a week

>implying he won't throw a perfect game

>inb4 someone (You) gets mad for some jinx bullshit

>pepe
which one of you faggots was this

The dog in question was a chihuahua, so it's not completely out of the realm of question.

It's >our inning time

Inb4meme is dead

Leadoff bit

Pls

>ball 4 twice
>both called strike
This ump is trying to give us a mercy kil

Jimmy pls. PLS

>Abroo can tie it with a dinger

TODD. TODD I'M BEGGING YOU

Make them an offer they can't refuse Toddfather.

It's over

God damn it. Oh well chipping away. Bullpen pls

God.

Fucking.

Dammit.

Kemp is about to get his first SB in the show

OH SHIT