Will Cook score 32?
1st Test: England v Sri Lanka at Leeds
May 19-23, 2016 (11:00 local | 10:00 GMT | 20:00 AEST)
No IPL losers allowed
Will Cook score 32?
1st Test: England v Sri Lanka at Leeds
May 19-23, 2016 (11:00 local | 10:00 GMT | 20:00 AEST)
No IPL losers allowed
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Shut the fuck up krazykrejza
Measured your hairline regression today Daniel?
torn on whether or not I should buy tickets for the Pakistan ODI series lads
I don't expect it to be remotely competitive
PSA
good bet, i'll hop on it as well but my only concern is the weather which doesn't look that flash.
Leeds in May........................
Otherwise Shit Lanka will lose inside 3
Don't for the ODI series. Pakistan are laughably bad at ODI cricket. Wait for their tour to England to see whether they will be competitive in Tests. I think their bowling is good enough but their batting is dog shit.
mfw /cric/ threads are finally back
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
Literally giving money away at this point. Do they have odds for the game not lasting 4 days?
Is Kramer /Cric/ approved? youtube.com
Could a comedian from your country call out an abo or a coconut the same way and not have his career ruined?
Nope. Englel's odds to win the series are only 1.12 though.
I don't think they pay much attention to cricket odds since so much of the cricket fanbass aren't allowed to bet.
Depends
Chris Lilley did shit like that all the time, but it was always in character. I remember people getting furious over the first episode of Angry Boys when it came out though.
GO! BASED Sri Lank/a/
just got bowled around my legs lads
>tfw new /cric/ thread after ages
:DDDDD
>tfw test cricket's back
got a bit desperate in the post-January break lads, I've been unironically following text updates on the brave men of somerset during their county games
just dug up the pitch at Headingly lads
just pissed on the pitch at The Oval lads
just took a dump at trent bridge lads
haha nice one Monty
just left a sausage roll wrapper on the floor at lords lads
Good lad
just drew graffiti on the castle in Chester-le-Street lads
fucking seething this series is happening. James Anderson in literal fucking tears two years ago was one of my all-time favourite cricket moments and Sri Lanka should have had atleast four years before they had to comeback
just ran starkers through Branall Lane lads
Too bad Sri Lanka remembered there were other teams beyond Poo Peeland
Considering doing it for Amir tbqh
Don't worry lad, Poo Peeland are upping their game. Next season they are hosting Bangladesh. NZC are working really hard to finally get Kane past that 50 average :^)
>tfw you realise Voges would be averaging in the 120's in Australia tour to Bangladesh wasn't cancelled
>you will never see Voges statpad against Zimbabwe on a WACA road
at least I saw Hayden's 300 in person
another highlight of the PP golden age of cricket
Why do they call it test cricket?
Because it really tests your patience lmoa
I'm glad Lara wasted an entire Test match against England just so he could get his record back.
It triggered my autism that the highest score came against fucking Zimbabwe.
>India are UNIRONICALLY playing ANOTHER Test series against Zimbabwe AND playing 4( F O U R) Tests against the Tendies followed by like 17 Home test matches in a row
The Indian Cricket Council could atleast be subtle about trying to pad Pissrat Kohli's average
the truth finally comes out
...
Anyone got that montage of Indian twitter/facebook posts?
reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/top
based saxon
Gidday /cric/ Baz here. I'm really enjoying my retirement, and as you can see I've found yet another format that I can consistently only get 70-80 in.
fuck off daniel don't shill your shitty site
ta
Starc back soon lads get hype
Based McGOAT
How's your racehorse trafficking joint going?
Cummins too
Rest of the world on suicide watch
Nah, he isn't playing until some AusA fixture in August and then he'll probably play one game and snap his spinal cord
just remember this exists
m.youtube.com
>Basedtings pooicided in the IPL
>replaced with fucking Boland
Lads...
>England vs Sri Lanka
>no England flags
>no Sri Lankan flags
Why are you all here tttt sydney morning herald
Yea na good mate, Save the Stars was 9 lengths behind the winner today in Race 3 at Hastings, but she's only a young horse with plenty of potential!
>meaningless tri-lateral ODI series
eh it's okay. I'd rather Pattinjured and Cummins were kept on ice than risked for that. Starc is more than enough to beat garbage like South Africa and Tendies anyway
Warner
Burns
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
Mitchell Marsh
Nevill
SOK
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
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Reserves:
Shaun Marsh
Maxwell
Zampa
Pattinson
Sandhu
That Herschelle Gibbs bit will never not be funny
No Ahmed on reserve?
I agree with everything else
Nah he's shit and I don't expect them to use a third specialist spinner anyway.
Zampa clearly has the most potential of all the leggies so it's worth having him in the squad t b h
>Mitchell Marsh
Have England announced their XI yet?
I know it's not going to happen, but I still think Lyth should be recalled and Compton shifted into Taylor's slot.
shouldn't you be pandering to big sterng Indians on twitter, Jimmy?
Cook
Hales
Compton
Root
Vince
Stokes
Bairstow
Ali
Broad
Anderson
Finn
12th: Ball
literally the best seaming all rounder in the world who consistently out bowled >your greatest ever new ball partnership
1 Alastair Cook (capt), 2 Alex Hales, 3 Nick Compton, 4 Joe Root, 5 James Vince, 6 Ben Stokes, 7 Jonny Bairstow (wk), 8 Moeen Ali, 9 Stuart Broad, 10 Steven Finn, 11 James Anderson
The only other player in the squad is some literal whom called Ball
basically just there to carry drinks
>Hales
fucking dumbass daniel
If you're going to drop a quick to let a 2nd spinner in surely it has to be Marsh. Starc is a better batsman than him.
Just did a big poo lads
RARE FLAG
Marsh is LITERALLY better than Boult and Southee and is the new Kallis.
>I only watched the ashes: the post
MMarsh is literally a batting allrounder, Starc's batting is just a glorified bitchwide
Pattinson was put in reserves because he has bones of glass, Mitch Marsh is just there to hold down an end and score runs every now and then
espncricinfo.com
kek
>Might that determination have contributed to the problem? While AVRC is, 90% of the time, genetically inherited, is it possible that his training regime - and nobody hit the gym harder than Taylor - might have asked too much of his body? It is too early to say for sure as tests continue to ascertain exactly what happened and what limits will be put on him after the operation.
KEK
>be turbo-manlet
>overcompensate by training 10x harder than everybody else
>literally create a rare career ending and life-threatening condition by overworking your manlet heart
"I've an athletic heart," he explains. "I physically have a big heart. It's quite common in athletes. I trained a lot more than most cricketers.
K E K
Reminder that KP was right all along.
>Offspinner Sunil Narine and allrounder Kieron Pollard, who have not played international cricket since November 2015, have been picked in West Indies' squad for the first four matches of the upcoming Tri-Nation series against Australia and South Africa, which starts from June 3.
>Carlos Brathwaite and Marlon Samuels, who played key roles in West Indies' World T20 triumph earlier this year, have been selected but the squad does not include allrounder Andre Russell. Darren Sammy, Dwayne Bravo and Chris Gayle have also not been picked.
It's an improvement I guess
>but the squad does not include allrounder Andre Russell. Darren Sammy, Dwayne Bravo and Chris Gayle have also not been picked.
they're actually going backwards. All those guys except Worst Bravo were in the 2015 CWC squad
now they've picked Pollard and Narine who are fucking rubbish
The mercs always play in the world cups. I don't remember Dre Russ playing in their last ODI bilateral.
Basedcroft has dominated ANOTHER county game lads
Test call up LITERALLY when
Are you going to name your other horses after famous cricket bats?
fuck off back to /rug/ cunt this is a namefag free zone
t. British Indian
I'm not going to leave /cri/ cuz
Decided to put my trip back on because I just got home and found that the try hard is still trying to sully my good name.
>just got home
but you made a post 10 minutes ago m8, right here
Nice meme. I don't live in devonport.
Yeah we know Browns Bay lad doesn't live in Devonport, he's been exposed multiple times.
>1978 - The last time a Test in Leeds in the month of May or June ended in a draw. Each of the ten Tests played in these months at this venue since then has ended with a decisive result.
The fuck are you on about? I don't live in browns Bay I'm neither a Saffa or an old person.
>The abysmal state of this """poomunity"""
>1(one) unique IP
fucking laughable
/rug/ will NEVER see numbers that high
>Page 20
Where did we go wrong
Based Boland
good job actually including a subject field this time
What are the poodictions lads? Will Hales statpad his way into a secured opening spot?
45 run opening stand followed by a middle order collapse around Root, outside of a 10 over autism-off between Cook and Compton for 0.5 runs an over, producing a total of 275
Bairstow will also shit his pants against Chameera and waddle off in tears again.
Still unconvinced by Burns and Best Marsh. O'Keefe as well I don't think has done enough with his chances so far.
I'd like to see Memeswell given an extended run in the side.
cricket is gay
Get the fuck back into the nets, Glenn.
>Bairstow will also shit his pants against Chameera
Nope, Chameera is a meme and Bitchstow and the rest will slap him around because he doesn't have a single decent delivery except for the bouncer.
Chameera looked good against Poo Peeland ""batsmen"". But then, Shittle and Jackson fucking Bird looked good against PP bats"""men""".
delet this
I think you mean KrazyReddit m8
haha, good one
my problem with Burns is that he can't play the moving ball to save his life. He scraped through the PP tour because Pooult and Shithee bowled nothing but cross seamers. He'd do fine in Sri Lanka, since their bowlers aren't anything to write home about, but I see no point in developing someone that flawed. I'd much rather see SMarsh statpad his confidence back. I still maintain he could be an excellent player.
I saw a joe root one on england's facebook page, something like 'hi joe i am big batterman like you pls i come england now'
>tfw /cric/ is back