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Big Kev edition

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Say what you want but I'm most likely more attractive than 95% of people here.

might have to batter myself into a pulp lads

eating an orange lads

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Fucking hell that anonymous lad posts a lot doesn't he

Not even memeing but I started the Kev shooping gimmick.

The first one I did was him in Syria with two fighters.

/éire/

Felt good taking it out on that Aussie lad tbqh

vandals and wends tbqh lad

the gf doesn't shave her muff lads

Do you reckon she prefers meat and potato or steak and kidney?

finished my orange lads (it was a small orange)

stole half of this mugs orange when he wasn't looking

it was well tasty

*violates the nap*

Would rather be a virgin than shag an ugly chick

>Big Sam still hasn't killed himself yet
christ

not even funny

Think of it as added fibre, la

pranging out again lads

Not even trim?

what about an average/slightly cute girl?

hope it's meat and potato, kindey is rank

Bit grim that, is it smelly?

who is this greasy cunt? Looks pure filth.

that sargon isn't bog sim

t. Worst poster in /brit/
Ye know is funny lad? You're eternal virginity ya ugly lanky bastard
Nice

Stop smoking weed you little hippy

nah, it's the only bit not shave but it's not trimmed either

probably save e flossing before bed 2bh

nope, although I've never licked a fanny so...

got rather mixed feeling on the matter

I got called daddy by a child in the school I do voluntary work at today by accident.

Really made me feel.

nonce

Olivia Buckland

bender

What would you prefer, gf with average face but really good body, or gf with really qt 3.14 face but pretty disastrous body? I'm currently in this predicament

Nonce

How is that noncery?

Yours doesn't even make sense.

remember when I called the teacher mum once

was fucking embarrassing everyone laughed at me

gay nonce

hmmm

>working at a school for free
hmmmmm

bendernonce

oh

I prefer a bitta rug meself, bit kinky
What is it about it that bothers ye?

Define disastrous? Most things can be fixed by getting in shape

I want to be a teacher tbqh.

>average
no
>slightly cute
would have to have an amazing body

curious to see this particular Kev shop

The gf is objectively a 6.5/10 but relatively (comparing to girls in my area) she's a solid 8/10.

girls are more than just their appearance you know

that being said i would choose the former easily

nonce

Do you enjoy the music of Depeche Mode

Ah yes, the much beloved BBC.

Face is the most important attribute imo
You shag a body, you fall in love with a face

mm, I guess I'm just used to shaved fannies

my knob can't really tell the difference

is that what you told them?

sick bastard

tell me about kev

why does he wear long purple ties

In class lads

ah m8 feel so sorry for you.
I on the other hand only pissed myself and had to alert the teacher and therefore the entire class

I genuinely want children now

honestly thought this sort of longing for them only happened to women until recently

nonce

Bit flabby, tits not the same size, nice bum but a bit cottage cheesy

>tfw me and me mates would piss off the teacher by just calling her miss
She was an absolute nutter, would always demand we call her MRS vandermast

nonce

My application is almost done, just waiting on one more reference to come in and I can send it off.

Yeah same, paternal instinct is a thing I guess.

If it bothers ye then just say to her about it. Nicely ofcourse. Sure it might even give her the opportunity to ask you to shave/dont shave that she's been too shy to bring up

for you hahah yank bants wahey

>the stepdad gave me some trousers that he bought a few years ago but never wore
>bit tight around the waist
gonna heem that skelly cunt

...

Wish I had've chosen to do something more productive as a degree instead of deciding to study maths

Gf has convinced me that liberal arts degrees mean far more to humanity and the planet than a useless STEM degree does

>Brits are so cucked they willingly purchase a license to watch TV and get this level of journalism as a result
howl'n

unless her tits are like, seperate cup sizes apart it shouldn't really matter. most girls have one breast slightly larger than the other
the rest can be fixed by saying to her "hey i'm gonna get into shape and eat healthy, you should do it too"
t. permavirgin who knows nothing about girls

>willingly

He lives near me, very nice man

>not shopping in a muse album

deary me

wew lad

stand up and scream allahu akbar and then beat up all the girls

I want to be a kid's entertainer if you catch my drift

>state owned media
>calling others cucked

lel k

how cucked can you be lmao

the gf does a humanities degree and I take the piss out of her all the time

>anglos

One of them is at least a cup size larger and it's distracting

I don't pay for a license

they don't actually do anything about it other than send me sternly worded letters twice a month saying I really should pay for a license

>girls
It's an engineering class though

>street smarts

stop complaining, at least you have a gf

alri jimmy

the gf has sligthly small but perfectly proportioned boobs

honestly prefer them to bigger uneven ones

feel like i need to wipe my bottom even though i've not done a poo recently

>black
>british
pick one

yes

no

glad i could sort that out

nonce

youtu.be/WpWHsi1VMxI?t=38

sometimes I have other tabs open in which there are some very serious conversations about very serious topics and I have to fight the urge to /brit/post in them

I don't though, I'm dating the qt face one but we haven't had full sex yet, and the other is a girl who I was shagging casually but now wants a more serious relationship

she's 18 mate (I'm in my 20s)

i understand how dogs became domesticated (humans using tame wolves for hunting, breeding them etc)
but how did cats? are there any wild species of cat that resemble domestic cats? what purpose do cats even serve?

NONCE
O
N
C
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Lads.

business idea: abolish the mainstream media

journalists are twats anyway

flip a coin

Yes

Grew up enrolled in the School of Hard Knocks, graduated summa cum laude from the University of Life

You might have some expensive paper to hang on your wall but that means jack shit in the real world. Come down from your ivory tower and I'll squash you under heel