G'day mates it's me here, just wanted to wish you all a good night...

G'day mates it's me here, just wanted to wish you all a good night. This little tacker came into me bedroom to watch over me while I sleep :)

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is that the Great Luck?

what a qt :o

Australia thread?
Nice!

what is this

Australian janitor, they usually hide under the toilet seats and start to shake when you sit on them

mouse spider malting

snakes shed skin, spiders shed exoskeletons

molting****

spiders a cute
A CUTE

You have been visited by the shitposting spooder. Cheeky bants and dole money will come to you, but only if you post "Post on spooder" in this thread

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>G'day mates
>just wanted to wish you all a good night
Which one is it? Get your story straight you fucking fraud.

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Proof that God is a disgusting creature

what do those spiders even eat that makes them want to move into your houses

Fucking electrocute those spawns of the devil

You get the equivalent of 5000 euros in your cunt's currency if you take a run in there.
Do you do it?

I can barely tell from the blurry picture, but the silhouette looks more like a solifugid than a spider.

Do you have a better pic OP?

some spiders are pretty cool actually

is australian fauna really that dangerous to humans?

Not even for 50000

I thought Italians were ''macho''
kek, fucking sissies

Whats the worst that could happen ?
Those spiders don't even bite.

I would just smash him with a newspaper or gas him with deodorant as a punishment for entering my territory. Its dead body on the ground should warn other insects.

Exactly

I really like spiders, they keep the trash insects away.

>Dead spider warns other insects
I think they'd be happy their natural enemy is dead
Enjoy your new 6-legged family

>killing huntsmans

> spider crawling all over you
> covers your eyes
> you try to scream but the spiders just crawl up for mouth
> you feel their strong little legs making their way up your throat
> start getting into your brain and taking control

>covers your eyes
>you try to scream but the spiders just crawl up for mouth

You don't "try" to scream you just catch him and throw him away.
Bet you do the same with ahmed's cock so Swedens rape rate is sky-high.

100% sure there was a nest of spiders right behind my bed

gassed that place with mortein harder than auschwitz

They should rather wonder what/who has killed the spider.
I am much worse than a spider. The spider stops hunting when its belly is filled, but I will stop only when all insects are dead.

based argiope, is that a euro species?

Then why do you still have so many roaches?

was just about to say this tbqh

Argiope bruennichi, temperate climate euro spider

Because the new bug exterminator was not here yet. Let's give him max. 10 years and roaches will be removed.

We have argiope aurantia over here, it gets fairly big youtube.com/watch?v=-IXZFqUbFoc

I wouldn't, those spiders are from Brazil and they're suposed to be pretty harmless but leaving aside running in a rainforest while occupied with falling spiders is never a good idea you don't know what the fuck else may be getting blown alongside them, there's a lot of things in the Amazon jungle, including wandering spiders, that can kill you.

I supose if it's an easy enough challenge, run to point x where there's a clearly visible path I would risk it. If it's tall grass forget it, I'm not that poor I'll risk ticks or breaking my neck.

It doesn't look like Brazil

I'm pretty sure that footage was from Texas

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I would gas him with deodorant and the burn him in the oven until he is ashes.

alerta alerta

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OH YEAH
MUTHAFUGGIN PEACOCK SPOIDAS

It's not that painful
Plus you become part of the shitposting hivemind

NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

quads confirms this is happening near you right now

I am pretty sure they feel excruciating pain while shedding their skin.