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Pardo Edition

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/mämmi/

Will he ever catch the Miami mutilator?

>underage edition

I TRIED SO HARD

Can I get a gf please?

yo

>richard will never be your *cluck cluck* bf
why live

*walks toward you*

i ain't no wigga chicken

*cluck cluck*

cock-a-doodle-doo

How do I speak proper Mexican?

bawk bawk baaaawwwwk

Thick grips

autismus maximus

autismo maximo

Speak Mexican with a strong American accent a la the Southwest.
Like a Texan cowboy trying to communicate with a drawl.

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i love you, anonymous !

I want to be american !!

you are very beautiful

have a fucking annoying ass zit on my earlobe

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What kind of American

Black, white, red, brown or yellow?

do you guys use Sup Forums jokes on your friends? How do they react?
Yesterday we were trying to wear graduation hats and it was not fitting so I said "we're too intelligent to graduate" and they laughed for minutes

afternoon lads
how's the weather over there?

tell me about the guy that worked at the gas plant

>friends
>indians graduating
>implying

>wake up
>no snow

i try to make it either subtle or use it only when i'm with friends who go on the epic secret club too

Never. One of my friends constantly says lel in real life, though

First day of wearing winter jacket
4 degrees Celsius
t.NYC

I spout reddit memes to conceal my second nature

obviously white

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

I said kek once...

Do you guys like smut

Comfortably cold, average fall weather. Do you have any snow?

No comfy snow where I live, sadly. We've been getting plenty of frost in the mornings though.
There's been snow in some parts of Ireland, just not where I am.

How much do you usually get when winter is in full swing? Around 3 inches/8cm can cause schools to close here, southerners don't know how to drive.

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Racist

I'm sorry

этo чyшь

carl's jr. bisquets with cheese and bacon
2 for 35 pesos

goodnight

NIGERIA BORN AND RAISED

Having some tea at the moment.

get yo cock n balls out of yo tea bitch

What?

Some hospital in brazil keeps emailing me patient information and appointments.

Was it autism?

Are u Nigerian

I will take a nap
Can you please wish me "good nap"?

sleep tight pupp3r

I'm sorry for being really autistic yesterday.

I keep anime picture but I don't watch anime.

Nothing wrong with that

Sleep tight

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

Nobody likes actual anime here just moeshit

It's because /cum/ is full of sad virgins

Good thing I'm a happy virgin now most of the time.

Is anyone else here at a healthy weight? I feel disgusted seeing my fellow Americans (both IRL and online) that are overweight.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa

5'11
150lbs

6'1'' 150. Hit 140, decided to start lifting again, need to get back up to 165ish.

Not like it matters, it just looks gross if you're too skinny.

>6'1"
>140

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

Skinny guys are cute though.

I've got good genetics, I don't have narrow shoulders and I've got decent traps and legs for someone that's never been to the gym.

I don't even do bodyweight exercises, I should probably start with those.

is the Witcher 2 any fun?

thinking of playing either that or civ 5

I was 180 at some point last year but drop lifting completely.

It's surprisingly easy to gain the weight back, not as hard as it was the first time.

110/48 at 5'9"/175
pls no bulli

Its decent if you are a fan of the books.

I'm skinny fat rn, but I've just quit drinking (tons and tons of beer) so I should be qt in no time again

lol

Should I read the books first?

Also have you read the Metro 2033 books? I have that game as well, but was gonna waiting until I read the books first. I've tried reading the first book but it read like a child writing fanfic.

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>Should I read the books first?
Read "the last wish" at the very least so you can get a feel for Geralt and how he deals with people. Metro 2033 is just a retailing of the book without ARTOYUM's monologue and it has a whole string of official fanfics that take place in mexico and other countries.

are you a grill

Yeah, otherwise it would've been inexcusable to have my weight.

L O N D O N

How common is the name Alexander in the Canada and the US?

N-no. I'd freeze to death if I was anywhere north of Tennessee.

Probably more common for girls desu

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALLLL

>tfw no southern belle gf

>that gun being pulled to shoot someone

Literally perfect.

Hawaiian Pizza is a godsend

Does it count as concealed carry if it's under water (and out of view)?

not if the water isnt clear.

Like at the beach or at a pool party?
Probably not.

What do you think about Wal-Mart, Kroger's you name it. Do you like retail giants?

fuck shartmart desu
I prefer Target and K-mart

I like Kroger's cranberry juice but that's about it.

They're all just places to buy food there's no difference

>dad called asking when i was coming down
>told him last week i was coming today
>he starts bitching about me being neet in my apartment 600 miles away from him instead of working for him
>point out my joints are dead at 23
>"NOTHING I SAY IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HUH"
>the rest of the conversation is him bouncing between wanting me to come home and work and telling me not to come home and work because of no jobs at home
I just wanted to say hello the family for thanksgiving.

I don't like Walmart and their business practices. I also try to avoid big retail stores except a few things from Costco (giant warehouse/bulk type store) and shop at my local grocery store and small businesses.

>buying """""fresh""""" produce at a retail store
>ever

I usually shop at what ever is cheapest
>but muh business practice
I dont work walmart so i dont have to are desu

Sorry to hear about your joints user.

You are what's wrong with America.