GAME THREAD MS804

EgyptAir plane disappears between Paris and Cairo.


59 confirmed starting passengers


10 confirmed crew


Airbus A320 have had multiple crashes in recent years

>2016
>plebs using Airbus A320

Motives remain to be seen.

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>mfw the Mediterranean isn't safe by land, sea or air
Absolute pleb tier

Liverpool lose in Europe
EgyptAir flight from Europe downed with 69 dead.
>69
Livershit did it again!

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-----------------fat guy----------------
--stewardess--rich cunt in first class----drunk guy----crying baby
------------pilot---guy who leans seat back------
----qt across the aisle---smelly dude----copilot------
------------terrorist--------

TEN (10) crew on a plane with less than sixty (60) passengers.

What? Why so many?

Sure smells Egyptian in here.

The flight came from Egypt and never reached European airspace.

the article i'm reading says it was from paris to cairo.

It took off from Paris. There are a lot of mudslime there, but it is still Europe. Dumbass.

You're right, sorry

Haven't had my coffee yet and interpreted the route backwards.

>crashing this close from the destination
How frustrating.

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>No "business man who thinks the entire flight is about him"

Calm down flip

Because France and Egypt are literally 100% Muslim

>50 passengers
>lose in the last minute
will egyptair ever recover?

>EgyptAir

Why is this allowed?

They clearly can't handle the maintenance of planes

>pilot has 6000 hours commercial flight experience, with 2000+ on A320s
>couldn't even fly for one more hour
Egyptians on suicide watch

is that the illuminati on the tail????

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Literally worse than 18-1

>egypt in charge of ensuring safe travel

never going to that piece of shit now

Is an terrorist a athlete?

>Jordan
>Jordan

Also
>Belarus where Poland is
The absolute state of whoever made that map

>implying the Middle East wouldn't be a better place if Based King Abdullah of the Hashemites wasn't ruler of it all

You Bongs had a chance to keep the Middle East sane. You could have let the Hashemites have it all, but you just had to hand over everything to the Saudis.

I agree, he's based
No fucking idea what they were doing back then but hindsight is 20/20
>you now remember Transjordan

Best post

>you now remember that in all the Arab-Israeli wars the Jordanian military was the only Arab force worth a shit
>you now remember that they got so tired of being dragged into Egypt and Syria's bullshit that they kicked the PLO out of the country and made peace with Israel
>you are now aware that the Jordanian military is the most modern and mechanized army in the region and is begging the Saudis to give them an excuse to use it to reclaim their ancestral homelands

If you aren't backing the Jordans to win the Arabb Owl, you're an absolute plebian.

*Jordanians

You Jordanian m8?

why do frenchies wear such funny hats?

it is economical to eat frog soup from there in the mornings

Nope. I just respect the only Arabs in the region with their heads on straight.

Why can't arabs fly planes Sup Forums?

>mfw Emirates cut me off from booze on my last trans atlantic flight because I "had enough"

>mfw I told them one more for the road gimme a double scotch no ice

>mfw they gave it to me

>mfw some faggot next to me that was telling me about how he is a missionary told me he was worried they wouldn't let me on my next flight

Pussies. I can maintain. But if you lock me up in a tube im gonna get fucked up

30 Egyptian
15 French
2 Iraqi
1 British
1 Belgian
1 Sudanese
1 Chadian
1 Portuguese
1 Algerian

>2 iraqi

Jordan is 92% Muslim m80

I know a few Jordanians. The guys take care of their business and aren't welfare fags, and the girls are QT chubbies.

disgusting formation

this will crash and burn

Yeah after most Christian Jordanians fled

>2 Iraqi

My flight plan includes

30 Egyptian
15 French
2 Iraqi
1 British
1 Belgian
1 Sudanese
1 Chadian
1 Portuguese
1 Algerian

But only one of you

How many did u have? Emirates are goat at refills

>0 Americans

USA FINDS A WAY

Egypt vs. Malaysia in the TSA flightb owl. Who wins?

My money is on the Malaysians, arguably the goats of air travel

>yfw godzak gets one for da 'sia

>implying they aren't the shining example of Muslims who don't want to deal with Fundie bullshit

King Abdullah doesn't tolerate any radical fags trying to stir shit in his kingdom. He knows they're just trying to undo everything his family has done and drag Jordan back to the Middle Ages.

This is quickly becoming my favorite meme. I want to see more variations

A lot. It was a 12 hour flight and I kept walking back and asking for more drinks. They just got mad I kept bothering them when everybody else on the flight were sleeping. I kept ordering a double of whatever hard liquor and a beer or a wine. They got sick of me. I think they didn't want to do their job. I can hold my booze, I am not some fucking arab or whatever they are used to dealing with.

nah they're good. It's the Egyptian Christians who have to live in fear.

King Abddullah was in Star Trek TNG

For that he is a good dude

The better question is how do we fit more mudslimes on one of these things in future. One plane for only 50 odd doesn't seem like a fair trade.

>tfw got spooked by planes and will never EVER go overseas

not sure why that made me laugh so much
thank based legod poster

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Eat a benzo, then have 5 drinks and you will sleep through it m8.

Or take up sailing.

Really though, you have a lot you can just drive to. In north america, you can see desert, mountains, bogs, all types of forest, waterfalls, beaches, lakes rivers, etc. You don't need to fly to see shit, you just have to drive a long ways.

>tfw Egyptian and flying home on EgyptAir after uni is over

w-wish me luck haha

Thats a big plane to have so few passengers.

Those flights are comfy though, when you can just lay across 4 seats and take a pile of pillows and blankets and get comfy

i was on this flight. ama

I'm good on commercial planes but I went in a smaller one for like a 30m flight before and I was on suicide watch

Also boats kinda spook me too, but I know the probability of something bad happening is very slim on either

good luck, mummy