Bundesliga

relegation play-offs

>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)

>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)

good morning

Morning

will fotze go back to dortmund now that liverpool don't have cl

gooooooooooooooood morning

maybe

>Floppo

>Mkhitaryan -> England
>Fotze -> Dirtmund

>Nach der Trennung vom bisherigen Cheftrainer André Breitenreiter (42) befindet sich der FC Schalke weiter auf der Suche nach einem geeigneten Nachfolger und beschäftigt sich dabei gleich mit mehreren Kandidaten. Der neue Sportvorstand Christian Heidel (52), der sein Amt in Gelsenkirchen am Mittwoch angetreten hatte, sagte gegenüber dem „Kicker“: „Ich würde meinen Job nicht gut machen, wenn ich mich nur auf eine Personalie konzentrieren würde. Es gibt verschiedene Lösungen.“
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>Die Bundesliga-Saison 2015/16 ist seit knapp einer Woche Geschichte, doch bereits jetzt laufen die Planungen für die neue Spielzeit auf Hochtouren – auch beim 1.FC Köln, der die Serie auf Platz neun abschließen konnte. Wie der „Kicker“ berichtet, stehen die „Geißböcke“ unmittelbar vor der Verpflichtung des Darmstädters Konstantin Rausch.

>Bleibt Henrikh Mkhitaryan bei Borussia Dortmund oder verlässt er den Verein Richtung Ausland? Vergangene Woche hatte der Berater des Armeniers, Mino Raiola, angekündigt, dass binnen zehn Tagen eine Entscheidung feststehen sollte. Nach Angaben der „Bild“ könnte es sich allerdings doch noch etwas herauszögern, bis alle Beteiligten Gewissheit haben.
>Der Knackpunkt ist nach wie vor die von Raiola geforderte Ausstiegsklausel im neuen Vertrag des 27-Jährigen, die von Dortmund abgelehnt wird. Das Angebot der Borussen liegt dagegen bereits seit Anfang April vor, nun soll laut „Bild“ aber auch der FC Chelsea konkret um den besten Vorlagengeber der abgelaufenen Bundesliga-Saison werben. BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke gibt sich dennoch positiv: „Bei Micki bin ich optimistisch, dass es uns gelingt, den Vertrag langfristig zu verlängern. Ganz abgesehen davon: Dieser Kontrakt läuft ja auch noch ein Jahr“, sagte er dem „Kicker“.

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:(

you cunts better be fucking watching england v sri lanka we joined your poomunity when you needed us

sincerely, /cric/

you are le daniel xDDD

>New Zeeland pretends to be Australia
quite sad tßh

>Lose their best player
>Get a washed up fat benchwarmer instead

Yeah, that would be smart.

>Dirtmund
>smart

Scheiss SGE

I will watch Böhmermann for the first time tonight

Pascal Groß is going to Mainz

good transfer

Nice

Marseille

Why would anyone want to join Chelsea?

Frankfurt >>>>> Nürnshit

Why that?

i just want to watch it

>Why would anyone want to join Chelsea?
Money + muh EPL prestige

Living in London is also very nice.

>literally dying
>still playing for your club

you will never be this passionate

hallo i am here now

to discuss the bundes?

>stealing gimmicks

>pretending my gimmick is your gimmick

test

cricket

is

test

cricket

>Werder Bremen hat sich mit sofortiger Wirkung von Geschäftsführer Thomas Eichin getrennt. Frank Baumann wird künftig die sportlichen Belange des Klubs verantworten. Das gaben die Grün-Weißen am Donnerstagmittag offiziell bekannt.

test

>test cricket
>they arent testing anything

they are testing your patience

Why? He wasn't bad

Yeah why not Shitnik instead

Probably internal beef. Eichin appeared to be the most legitimate person at Bremen.

test ~

>mfw Marco Russ was literarily cancer

>"In allen fünf Finals, die ich verloren habe, gab es keine einzige Fehlentscheidung zu meinen Gunsten", sagte er später, "aber auch das wird sich irgendwann ändern."

Please note that this is a real quote and i have no agenda to push.

That's because he had to play with the good guys (Dortmund and Liverpool) against the bad guys (Buyern, Golfsburg and Sevilla).

>publicly asking for refball

einfach kult

I feel sick.

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GIB MIR MEIN GIB MIR MEIN HERZ ZURÜCK

Whats wrong, love?

>tfw Haji Wright will be the next breakout goat and the first actually goat american striker in the Ruhr

Schalke need more signings and to get back Holjberg

Just your standard nausea I guess :/

Do you guys bet on BUNDESU?

Well we never had any striker in the Ruhr, but Gladbach had a CB in the Rhine once.

Guys you won't believe this but I STILL have goosebumps. I can't believe we actually won the whole thing this year, Pep you did us proud lad. Take a bow.

Maybe you're pregnant?

Schalke need to keep a decent manager and kill their board

>Schalke about to hire Villas-Boas

Hmm. I don't think so.

Force him to play a team of kids and sack him in november when they are 3rd because reasons

poor mans keller t be h

Moyes

Matthäus

*Kolasinac
*Höwedes
*Caiçara

hello

Freiburg is back in the best league in the world next season!

should i go to rock im park and bang drunk bitches /bundes/?

this is not true

You should go there but im afraid you will bang no one

they got promoted, yes?

i did last year, bru

not to the epl

to the bundesliga, yes.

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can someone explain the test cricket meme?

no

Ok friend

Let me be the one to decide which league is the best!

no

no why would you know better than the rest of the world

hello , are you a supporter/customer of rosenborg

ok, i apologize.

forgive me?

yes i am, Gersbach is amazing!!

what is there to forgive

don't forget cute
>those sponsors
are you used to them or is it hard to ignore?

It is horrible, the huge bowlingball in the middle makes it unbuyable.

Hoping that Alex gets to play for the socceros against Greece!

he's used to shitty sponsors

we're playing them twice so it would be retarded if he didn't

Let's hope so, i don't think he has had his debut for Australia yet?

no, but i expect him to be a regular from now on

Still mad RBL choked against MSV.

this is a test please reply to this post

okay

>neinhold testing his new bots
ohoh something bad is about to happen

its not a bot

its a new way to browse Sup Forums

vr?

no vr is a meme

memes can be fun

just like ur mum