/heem/

rockhold vs bisping

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mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11702070/michael-bisping-in-to-face-luke-rockhold-at-ufc-199-with-chris
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bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a
bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/10/11654788/bloody-elbow-revealed-2016-post-a-pic-of-yourself
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shitty thread you leaf

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it's good you dick, you're just pissy that Bisping is going to get fucked up again and it'll be his only title shot ever

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first for conor is GOAT

REAL thread

I for one welcome the return of the North American thread wars.
just kidding end your collective lives

it doesn't even say heem

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THREAD WARS

Paige might win. I got a cheeky bet on her so hopefully she does

fuck it i'm staying on this one.

Anyway as I was saying, first for dana/claudia relationship.

we must support the nontripfag thread

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Some nobody cock guy)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: NEWS:

>Bader-Latifi in the works
mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700176/ryan-bader-vs-ilir-latifi-in-the-works-for-later-this-year

>Some Irish can with no ground game will fight some other guy
mmamania.com/2016/5/18/11704036/dana-white-we-should-have-conor-mcgregors-next-fight-done-tonight-mma

>Weidman is injured, Bisping replaced him
mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11702070/michael-bisping-in-to-face-luke-rockhold-at-ufc-199-with-chris

>Some Irish can with no ground game

>There are """people""" ITT and the other thread that like thread wars
When will they learn?

Am I the only one who can see Randamie winning this fight?

that thread was literally made yesterday

pls someone, tell me where the song from the video clip is from...youtu.be/mpO5n4fCLW4

Well, in my country 8 and a half hours ago was today.
It fucks the fluidity up anyway.

yeah well you live in argentina so your opinion = WGAF

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOY

[arm gators aggressively]

[arm gators viciously]

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It's 9am in the morning, too early to start flagposting.
Fuck off canuck

it's 8:15 and apparently it's not too early for you to get BTFO

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You are about to get as BTFO as Trudeau if you don't back up dude

Just have Cyborg fight Glover Teixeira or something

Trudeau won and he makes over $300k/yr salary and yet still uses tax payers dollars to pay for his kids daycare

if there is any BTFOing being done there it's him that is doing it bud

when Trudeau announced that Canada isn't going to bomb ISIS anymore he said we're going to increase our output in foreing aid; does that mean your mom goes out and grabs a care package to warm up for you for dinner?
sounds like maybe Trudeau is the one BTFOing you

Lads do you think if I scream really loud during the early prelims of the Rory card that you'll be able to hear me on Fight Pass?

>It's a Trucuck fan and not only that, he voted for him
kys communist

>he said we're going to increase our output in foreing aid; does that mean your mom goes out and grabs a care package to warm up for you for dinner?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

throw a milk bag in the octagon

oh shit are you attending? pick a fight to do it during and scream something heem related so we know

I voted for Harper but nice try

whew lad you got BTFO pretty bad there

I'd get kicked out and you know that

Yeah I'm goin. It'd have to be on one of the earliest fights on the card if there's any hope of actually hearing me. I can yell pretty loud though.

When they announce the order I'll pick one and do it

Germaine looked like a destroyer against that garden gnome on the Netherlands card.

You would have to do like an autistic eagle screech for anyone to hear you. High pitch sounds stand out, thats why you can always hear fighters wives/girlfriends screaming when their partners are getting beaten to a pulp.

ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.

Yeah, you BTFO people so hard admiting that your tax dollar gets absolutely cucked and ends up on foreigns that later invade your shitty country to finally exterminate your chances of ever fucking a non indian girl.
Even the indians want the arab dick la.
The one getting BTFO as we speak is you.

>There are people in this thread right now who don't Luciana is the GOAT octagon girl

>canadian "banter"

>there are virgins in this thread right now that obsess over ring girls because they cant get a gf

She is hot as fuck, but seems a little bit old for the job.

I figure if I take a piss Nick Diaz style I can purposely take the long way back to my seat and try to walk closer to the announcers table and then hopefully my bellowing cry could be heard through their mics

My wife is white

lol your thread got ignored

There are people registered on this forum with over 200 posts who don't train Lethwei at least once a week

>dat headbutt

>There are faggots in this thread right now that don't appreciate Dana's and Lorenzo's efforts when picking ring girls

the ufc ring girls are fucking god awful though

Relax Ahmed

>there are people in this thread who don't train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM

>there are people in this thread that didn't have steak for breakfast

They are absolutely not god awful, if you saw them in real life you'll cum in your pants.
However it's true that they are not the hottest ring girls of all time, but Dana seems to like the girl next door look.

yeh, lose my number

Headbutts allowed in Lethwei, makes things exciting.

Get in my inverted spider guard bro

I'll have you tapping to the heavens within two minutes

>if you saw them in real life you'll cum in your pants
not everyone lives in monkeyland dude

Is this the official /heem/ thread?

I appreciate it, but uncle Dana needs to hire some ring girls from one championship desu senpai.

More than half of the ring girls are brown, or ""monkeys"" as you call them fag.
Just come out of the closet already, it's legal in your country now to get married.
>This is what american white girls do in their free time
Absolutely disgusting, she even posted in on social media
Hmm, i don't know, all those koreans look the same with their shitty plastic surgery, they don't even need it.

you woudn't be saying that to me if i had your leg trapped in the vaporiser ready to take it to def-con 10. Face it Sven, the age of gi is over, the time of Edgy has come.

>shitty plastic surgery
that makes up like 90% of Arianny, famalam

bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a

Yeah, Arianny fucked her shit up too, but she is Asian, so it kinda makes sense.

>German top-ten middleweight Abeku Afful
Nothing to see here

I can't be mad at you, Baby Australia

I like no-gi too

he should have been careful

does your mom try to catch the care package with a big net

I thought neck beard bloggers from my country were fleeing to Germany to avoid getting chopped by machete.

She doesn't look remotely fucked up.

good post
No, but your wife catches tons of arab dick with her big roastie net
She looks great but she looked better before all that Botox.

bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/10/11654788/bloody-elbow-revealed-2016-post-a-pic-of-yourself

>going from a muslim country to a wannabe muslim country to avoid religious persecution
It don't work like that

good post

damn

bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a

Wow I love discussing MMA in thee threads with other quality posters!!!

>all these shitskins enjoying my post
where did it all go so wrong lads?

Obligatory

what do you wanna discuss, lad? be the jon jones you wanna see in the world.

great mannequin

>you will never have a spicy game of Civilisations with Robert Whittaker and Hunto
why even live lads

It's going to be 2 weeks of this, then the card happens and everything is alright for like a week
Your shit got cucked
Don't be a faggot la

Whitaker became my boy after he sperged out in front of Miesha with the videogame shit in that Q&A

Whittaker is a cool dude. I despite Hunt almost as much as you referring to him in every thread as Hunto, and Australians who take pride in New Zealanders.

Is this her wife son?

>Shortly after the attack, Ismail C., the head coach of another MMA gym in Hamburg, was arrested by the police.
>Ismail C.
>C.

why

>his* wife's*

Where is that idiot who said Green would lose yesterday?

Spicy as fuck, only for real fight fans
mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11708876/john-lineker-set-to-clash-with-michael-mcdonald-at-ufc-fight-night-91
Literal who?
mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis

pat barry looking big, must be nice not getting testing, rose better not roid too

instagram.com/p/BFkvRXXm5VV/

>5'3
lineker is the manlet king, he just wants to bang

as for DJ...don't care

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>mfw Reis beats MM and the whole TUF season becomes redundant

>Mighty Manlet impregnated Penny from The Big Bang Theory and you still have no gf

Pat Barry was a beast. His part starts around 1:10
youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo

It's a shame he had no chin.

Pat Barry is a nonce

Does he still haves this nickname?