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lmao

the '

FOY

Prefer OKC and POF because of the desperation.

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hope you've enjoyed your time here lads.

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getting timberlands tomorrow then lads

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shannot be clicked

because it worked so well for the pirate bay

turns out the zebra did it

What's hilarious about all these brexit buffoons is that cutting immigration will never work. Guess whats going to happen soon as we leave the EU? Migrants will travel to ireland. They will then exploit the common travel area to move into northern Ireland. Once they're there, they can move freely into the rest of the uk. Picture a new Calais in ireland, that's what will happen in the next 5 years.

wince at the sight of cars made before 2013

the so-called ((("""ap'str'phe""")))

should i get a ps4 lads

really want to lose my virginity

x country had a few immigrants in the past so fuck borders and law and shit let everyone in at anytime

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

'ck 'ff 'eaf

I am unable to decipher this post

just give ulster to ireland

easy

She actually looks pretty buff now. I would now

gf (2d) just sent me this

no

They will then be illegal immigrants that can't claim bennies and if found out will deported

Without documentation they won't be able to grt a nino number and wont be able to work legally either

>Muslims burn cars in rich neighbourhoods in Paris daily

lol

nandos chicken sandwich for dinner lads

what have i become

knocked some runts out earlier boys

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BORDERS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
BUT LAWS ARE TOO

KILL WHOEVER YOU WANT FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU DEEM FIT

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

Those of you that havent had sex, I highly suggest it.

Its pretty fun desu, the first time isn't great. But after that you start getting better and it gets much more fun

Wait until you start seeing how absolutel animalistic these qt girls turn into in bed. They'll do anything to please you.

Cutest quietest girls have licked my bollocks and begged for my cum on their face before. Its a side of these seemingly innocent girls you never get to see

>Migrants will travel to ireland.
wtf I hate brexit now

DON'T LEAVE YOU CUNTS, WE NEED OUR MIGRANT SPONGE

Used to be a bit of a leftie until I started browsing Sup Forums

'sheed

member when white people immigrated to the new world and slaughtered all the native african american kings? yeah but nothing wrong with importing people from places where religious/terrorist leaders have declared they will send jihadists disguised as refugees - it's actually just a joke since when we close our borders they win

ASSIMILATE

>the french government won't give the police the resources they need to fight it

lol

found out the houses down the street are going for £10 trillion each

Is there any positive you can think of to the leftists getting in power???

The only one I can think of is that they'll probably legalise cannabis tbqh

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MY SWEETEST FRIEND

really?

im still predominantly right handed desu

WHEREVER
I'AM

I

MUST

ALSO

RAPE


ARGHHHHHHHH ANGLO PUSS i'M COMING

what's stopping me from setting up my own state

>licked my bollocks and begged for my cum on their face

maybe i'm some kind of asexual spacker but this would turn me off completely

Made some crisps, lads

some lad asked me for a cig today and after I gave him he told me one of the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life

why contain it?

Who would have guessed the pretentious frog was also into rape and woman beating

Arresting the bankers and investing in sheffield

Plus the tories let in more immigrants anyway

Should I go to Estonia in April m8?

I'm not going to ask

Tell us what he told you , lad.

>Match with attractive 18 year old on tinder
>she messages first
>"hi"

what do?

crumbling

youtube.com/watch?v=c8OFhzSO4hg
the right BTFO

me

DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT ALSO LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

post toot

Just had a shite that was the colour and consistency of a chicken korma

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taxing the rich and investing in our public services

no one really, BUT you have to get at least one other state already recognised to recognise you. Once this is done you are on a long path fraught with revolution, danger and change. Good luck.

why has nobody invaded sealand for the banter yet

>buy a nice car in the north
>it gets keyed by chavs

>buy a nice car in Paris
>muslims come and burn it

Lol

*sets up my on state*

Yeah but no one cares about illegal/legal anymore

ahh
steel phase diagrams
fascinating stuff.....

NOT!

niggers and pakis? not a fan

Ignore and delete. It's what I do.

Just shows how entitled they are. Couldn't even capitalise the word "Hi". They put in in the bare minimum effort and expect you to do the work.

Fuck that.

sure. But ill guarantee it looks disgusting when it isnt green yet.

how would this work exactly?

They're actually viewing Brexit as an opportunity and on the whole supported leaving anyway

*licks your bollocks and begs for your cum on my face*

>isismap2.jpg
>clearly has al-qaeda flag in the corner

mate....

don't amp it up like some sort of runt

18 year olds are edgy as fuck so just be witty and sarcastic

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there is nothing wrong with being muslim

Need a new Open Gates video

i hope you guys always remember to hold in your poops for a while extra so that your intestines absorb all the shit juice

helps you stay hydrated and reduces water waste

middle class white family with 2 kids and middling civil service jobs

nah, not a fan

rorkecunts? not a fan

they did back in the 60s but it didnt work out

Except for the fact if they're illegal they won't be able to claim benefits which means no council house, no child benefit, no in work tax credits

Plus they won't be able to get a legal job

what are eesti girls like
will they be hungry for superior british cock?

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How are porn sites going to verify ages? As if I'm giving them any ID or financial info, i'll just use a VPN.

ironic that twitter commies support Assad, considering he is backed by Iran, a theocratic state where gays are hanged from cranes

really gets the synapses flickering

r'd

makes little difference who is in charge, most of governance at national level is response to things that happen rather than making new laws and doing things. its only in the quiet periods governments actually do stuff and thats what makes thing go wrong, better to keep them busy dealing with stuff that has already happened, nicer for the population.

>clearly has al-qaeda flag in the corner
how do you know that mate?

What does this even mean

massage the gf's feet about 2-3 times a day lads.

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that was the filename i saved it as

rasheed...

say hi back

Can't commit to using any sort of dating app because I'm paranoid about my small willy (it's about average really 5.5-6 on a good day)

How do I get over this?

Made a roast beef sandwich with english mustard, onions and cracker barrel cheese lads

'twas divine

weird cunt

Why are terrorists in England Muslims 95% of the time and neo-Nazis the other 5% of the time?
Where are all the Communist, Anarchist, Buddhist and Sikh attacks?

yeah
who is that?

Best whisk(e)y for the holidays lads?