You will always be italian

>you will always be italian

>you will always be greek

>You will always be Latin

Feels good man

olandese pls

Wtf dude i wish i was italian

Just remove the eagle from your flag and you'll be set.

>you will never be Colombian

Am I Italian? still live with my mom if that helps

kek shitalians aren't even white, you're lucky shitaly is located in europe otherwise you would be considered middle easterners. You're european just by luck. Fucking sandniggerish faggots

look at this fucking italian nigger right here, kek, from Tuscany lol the beautiful tuscany, not even from the sicilian caliphate or the emirate of neaples, ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sure you fucking wops look white, bunch of greasy arab looking guidos


go fuck a goat and pray to Allah, shitalian wop wop niggers

>I will never be Malaysian

headless spic of course you wish you were italian, at least shitaly is in europe

>the langauge where every verb ends with -"ai"
>tfw it's beautiful
>mfw I'll never be able to speak Italian

>settle in Italy
>learn italian
>marry an italian woman
>eventually get italian citizenship

you can do it

if you are middle easterner (and not slavic) you are basically italian, you just need to act like a flamboyant faggot and gesticulate like an ape and you're good

just move to bande nere, bro.

All nations will receive the precious gift that the Holy One prepared

>I will never be Indian

>be Slovenia
>have the potential to have two whole islands on our beautiful coast
>end up having none because the stupid wops filled up the little channels for their greasy guido cities

why can't goombahs do anything right?

Second Coming when

>You will always be Sardinian

Not even the angels know it

>words by Martin Luther

you also need to be a football fan. most terroni are closeted juve fans.

Martin Luther was, and Protestants are supposed to be, Gnostic Christians.

amen.

so I guess you're a practicing Catholic

Papist go

>you will always be non-Swiss

>our coast

oh I get it. you're the latest victim of evangelical heretics.

Lord have mercy

Get away from me satan

>you will always be Norwegian

>i will never be dead
fuck this shit

you will
we will all be free at last

Gimmie about 5 minutes

>tfw have sh*talian genes

monkey
druunked retard
snadnigger on welfare
oilnigger passing the day in -20ยบ
mamadou
spanish tercio rapebaby
chicano
literaly who?


DONT BULLY ITALY WHILE I AM PRESENT

You will always be colombian

but

when?
i can't wait anymore

Lmao doesn't even look middle eastern, those guys are white, this italian looks like a north indian.

grazie per avermelo ricordato

hebrew is unironically more beautiful than italian

>tfw missing the roman from the Greco-Roman
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

You will always be a Kraut-Ruskie

Feels pretty superior

Italy is probably the greatest country in history, all things considered

Italy is shit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Tiganu' meo ;))))))))))))))

well being Italian is nothing special but people in every single other nation are literal subhumans so it feels alright.

>ywn be a paki living in britain

>>be Slovenia

stopped reading there

;-;

Greece is a pretty cool guy tho

:3

That's just plain untrue

>half Irish

Should I just kill myself

Yes 100% Southern Yuropoor. Come home

You have to go back

That's what alcohols for

poor creature

>You will always have Irish genetics

>tfw only 50 % Scottish
>tfw not pure

>tfw Swedish genes

Just cuck my shit up

>Every morning I awake and realize I was born in this terrible fat hellhole of corruption and retardation
>Even if I upgrade to a sexier citizenship like Canadian one day I'll still have the stigma of Am*rican birth

feels bad man

post swedish mutt boypucci

>you will always be SHITalian

fix it

>you will never be American

t. roman