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bdsm ed

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God Georgian Ireland was so good. I want to go back.

Hopefully there will be less normies in this thread than there was in the last one.

First for the true irish

Who else /"hate women or are afraid of them"/?

Genuinely lads, how many of you were abused by your mothers?

Dont think so lad

Sacrebleu!

How would you define "abuse"?

youtube.com/watch?v=C7XJIioZEgQ

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you are a normie

I'm very interested in finding out more about this fear of women some of you have

watch yourself around these parts Sasanach, wouldn't want ye getting gCROP'd

7.5/10

Solid OP

Told my girlfriend that I couldn't put up with kids.
>Ah but you will

What does this mean?

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She's gonna impregnate you.

It means punch her in her stomach.

sorry buddy, she's poking holes in your condoms

she's cheating man , hit her with the sock

>he doesn't want kids

What age are you now?

I walked past one today downtown and nearly had a heart attack.

Not me

What do you want to know?

It means she doesn't believe you mate, try to avoid newborns and baby shops or she'll get broody af

one smiled at me today and I nearly had a panic attack

then I realized she had smiled at her female friend behind me

Its fascinating to me. They're just girls like hats to be afraid of?

>woman
>not in her house cleaning or watching the children
whew would've had a heart attack

YANKS GET OUT NOW

Could have been worse, you could have smiled back at her.

was an awful qt on the luas there today

Honestly don't want kids.
Think she'll leave when she realises that.

Bit disrespectful desu.

Dump her then faggot.

>They're just girls like hats to be afraid of?
Who said anything about being afraid of hats?

Are you all one of the tumblr asexual types or what?

(reposting from last thread)

I don't know why I'm afraid. Maybe I'm just scared of them realising I'm pathetic and attracted to them. Finding out they have a bf and getting into trouble

I don't understand how they think, act and talk. It's like I have nothing in common with them and I feel incredibly uncomfortable with them

I did, that's the horrible part - but it was a panicked smile

thinking about it makes me want to die

>All those times you had to sit beside a girl on the bus over and back from uni
>Never even glanced their way, just sat there like an autist listening to music

Bad choice.

nah, wish I was. that would be ideal for people like me

what a post, that patented frogpaedo wit

this one is going in the scrapbook

God you cunts are tragic, can't even pull in Ireland of all places

Was shagging birds left right and centre back home

>Think she'll leave when she realises that.
It'll be too late then. There will have already been an "accident". You need to tell her straight.

Isn't asexuality one of the few that's actually real though?

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Did you at least fast-walk away?

Always good to hear from a fan.

Yesterday the thread was full of em talking about porn and fetishes, so no. "Asexual" is also bullshit too, without being obviously physiologically deficient.

If I had a captive audience like that I'd make the most of it.

>Did you at least fast-walk away?
I-I hope I'm not the only one to do the autism shuffle

Half-enjoying this group therapy desu lads.

>Was shagging birds left right and centre back home

I said something stupid like,"Oh I thought you were smiling at me, haha!"

I definitely sounded hysterical

>Never even glanced their way, just sat there like an autist listening to music
Never look at them. It can only end badly.

Mine's an autistic stride.

Why are the normalfags here so dumbfounded?

I always thought Sup Forums was looked upon as a place for socially-deficient losers like myself.
Don't act so surprised when people say they're a khv here, it just makes you look new.

Most of you are beyond help. Just go here: escort-ireland.com/

I've spanked two women over the knee before. One of them made me handcuff and collar her. There are girls like this all over the country, how can't you lads even strike up a conversation?

>Mine's an autistic stride

i hate it desu

this sad sack support group shite is fucking cringey

narcissists who just want to feel sorry for themselves

same m8

in some ways an escort scares me more, though I've considered it

>implying we have the confidence for that

Froggie step up your confidence game you are an Irish person in Paris , that should be a girl-buffet for you.
Doctor please touch my penis

But you guys are only making each other feel worse.

Or is that the point?

Sup Forums has been infested with normies who can't understand anything beyond their own blinkered experiences.

>escort-ireland.com/

Those girls are ugly.

My standards are elite-tier.

I want to participate in her degrading transformation into a degenerate, uncouth slut.

Your obsession with users being "new" leads me to believe you are.

Top o the mornin to my fellow Irish

What's the craic??

okay buddy

I'm planning on getting an escort when I scrounge up some money.

[spoiler]And the confidence[/spoiler]

>Or is that the point?
it's so we know we're not alone

You're wrong on this one m8.

For all they love this phrase, 4channers are the type r/ireland would bleat about "suffering in silence".

where is your animu license , kiddo

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Really, really dislike the Patrick Bateman tier yank in this thread.


Why does he post here?

If you're not confident, fake it.
It eventually becomes real.

t. Had none, now do.

Just get drunk with her

bounced the gf's head off the ground again lads

you are a normie

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Your man is back

not reading a single one of his posts tbf

Prove it desu.

That's as much of a myth as "Just be yourself".

Call me an American psycho to my hatchet and not online. See what happens.

hope no yanks ever soil my posts by reading them

*Terminator theme plays as an army of this guy walk across a smouldering O'Connell Street*

Agreed.

Unless you just took off the trip, in which case FOY.

nice

I've tried that, felt like a fraud and ended up making me even more fucked up

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k
mandatory /éire/ listening

We can go at this all day.

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>all this MGSposting

anxiety through the roof today

Outstraight lads, get dressed up, go out, have a few drinks and just start talking to girls.

Repeat this until you get the shag

>not trying to have kids
lol what a gay

>in full time education
>literally moved to a foreign country for education
>constantly posts the most bland shit like a normie

first two are literally confirmation of it, third really compounds it though

You can now bareback her without a care in the world.

NOT VERY CHRISTIAN

You say it as if it's easy, get your head out of your personal bubble.

>normie
>using the sanitised version of normalfag
reddit please leave

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>not having her get an IUD so you can do this anyway

>No more Pepe or wojak edits

Like I asked you the other night; from what are you inferring the first two? As I said before, I've already graduated from college.

Except it is you spastic. What is so fucking hard about putting on decent clothes, getting some drink down your neck and talking to somebody?

>going out by yourself

Didn't do shit sir.

>Repeat this until you get the shag
So by just posting >Outstraight lads, get dressed up, go out, have a few drinks and just start talking to girls.
over and over again on a messageboard I'll get my hole?

Don't know what that is, but why would you want to bareback someone without the chance of them getting preggers? Putting babies in someone's tummy is the best part.

I have a few more

This thread has left me with the conclusion that the catholic church has failed Ireland. You all need to go to the Church of Ireland asap.