By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part thirty-four.
/balt/ + /ausnz/
ok im chill now.
pardon my autism seizures HAHA
Federation of memes
Wonderful post.
Miss President will kill all the animefags
>Galil ever having this many mods
Nigguh in conscriptiin u dint even get dot sights.
I'll grab her by the pussy
hey hello hi hoho what's up
such joke XDDD
xd
jokes aside she's ugly
Ayy lmao one of them is my cousin
she is a meme here
She seems..not entirely well in the head.
Didn't feel a thing. Acquire some painkillers too, medium/strong just in case.
Nah she is just akward, but has done her job well.
I woke up boys
"Bitches be calling me AIDS,
Cuz when we trappin i give them AIDS"
----Vitalik, the AIDS man
Lyrics of the year right there mane
> 3D women are NOT important.
Why someone has deleted this piece of wisdom?
Won't they interfere with the ones given during the op?
have a wank
Interesting.
I just don't like her because she's a woman.
oi cunt
*slaps your*
Stop using bad language!
Kazuha>>chitose
>"Fentanyl is like pelmeni. Only difference is that pelmeni isnt fentanyl"
Timeless classuc
Me too
same lol
>"Remember friends: a fenta whore is always free"
True wisdom
Do you like pelmeni?
fug, you probably meant to save them for the immeasurable pain that'll follow in the healing period haha I'm fucking dying of anxiety here fuck teeth
fuck wisdom too
>"It's never too cold or warm for a leather jacket"
Bruh this nigga keeps on giving
Nah my mom used to undercook them and i grew up hating them
RUSSIANS ARE AIDS
UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE
DOWNVOTE IF YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER
good morning lads
Yeah, I dislike them too. I asked cause I'm surprised that you know about them.
*upvotes*
I'm a virgin though
Umm.
Where can I get spice in Riga?
MORNING GUNT :DDDD
Hm?
where are we waking up on this fine day?
pelmeni are kind of a big deal here. Do you onow who Vitalik The AIDS MAN is?
>I asked cause I'm surprised that you know about them.
Dude. My fridge always has them. They're great in a pinch. Both when fried and boiled.
Westcoast.
She's a stunner of a day.
wbu bby?
cooked or boiled pelmeni?
gģe sapais dostaķ v rige ))
collapsechurch
No, I don't. I don't even think that I've ever met an ordinary Vitalik in my life. Who is this?
My Ukrainian uncle makes cool boiled pelmeni by adding just a little bit of vinegar. Try doing that sometime
drinking mead
Spice is shit, man. My ex-classmate used to smoke it and now he's nothing. A worthless loser, lol. Try hashish or better don't do this shit at all, it corrupts youth minds here
boiled, then pan-fried
Thanks
He (whose name shall not be used) likes to oppress Baltic culture
I'll be there for Christmas actually and haven't been in a while.
How is everything going over there?
Has a lot of rebuilding been complete?
>he fell for the govt. propaganda that spice is bad
>anime
>baltic culture
hmmmmm
>south islanders
They add all types of shit in it here, like literal shit or sawdust
>tfw no gothic lolita gf
(me looking for reasons to live)
oi cunt what the fuck did you just say to me
>brown people
like half rebuilt, still really empty in the centre but there's new building spread around
mad that you don't live in the based island?
>A teenage date involving seven boys and a girl led to a police pursuit, theft and four wrecked cars
radionz.co.nz
lolmao
i said pass the salt. fucks sake mate you're always like this
>The "incident was created by a juvenile using social media to engineer a highly risky serious situation", a statement from the Taupo Area Police said.
P A W N S
>gothic lolita
You watched carnival phantasm?
Some ex Fentanyl addicted wannabe rapper in Tallinn who has AIDS. He used to post on Sup Forums
what? youre so quiet kiwi
speak up
carnival phantasm was better than all the actual serious series
>The girl was arrested, but managed to get in the driver's seat of the police car and crashed again.
The fucking state of our police, can't even keep a 16 year old girl locked up.
...
Yeah, I remember when she was working in a cafe or something and ordering Gil around like some beta when she's entered alter form
Why do you call him Vitalik
>that entire thing
What the actual fuck?
GA HA HA
I WIN
In every Estonian's life there comes a time when he feels compelled to pack his stuff, head for Moscow and become Vladimir Putin's chief of staff.
laughed so hard my heart burst and i died but i returned here because this website is actually hell
We weren't playing though. Sorry
Yeah it was pretty good.
I remember that too.
His name irl was Vitaly
It hit me
He is slowly killing Russia form the inside.
>lithweeb
although labu veiksmi translates exactly as good and luck, we say lai veicas when we wish someone luck
>only a few hours later, a 16-year-old girl removed her electronic bracelet
>her electronic bracelet
is this some substitute for circumcision? do all of you wear one?
sounds like a police tracker or something not even sure what that means
It so the police know where you are.
>do all of you wear one
Yes.
ankle tag for home detention
Hmmmm.....
Actually, I do know one Vitalya, but there is no Eng subs
youtube.com
Nightly reminder not to snore when you sleep.
It sounds bad and can lead to venerial disease.
>there are
ooops
I'm kinda drawn to Mongolia, seems like a comfy country. They are growing quite well too.
I'm Baltic Prussian
how can anglos mix effect and affect? those are two completely different words with different meanings
duranic sbirit :DDDD
how can lithuanians mix seniai and senai?
Their Cyrillic is fucked up though
so is yours
the most important man in russia is finnougric. the second most important man in russia is finnougric.
literally everyone who is anyone in russia is finnougric.
we may have lost one battle, but we definitely won the war. it's over. russia is ours.
Nah, our Cyrillic is good. The easiest type of Slav languages possible
It's very odd imo that they use cyrillic.
>russia is ours
can I borrow Kamchatka for a few weeks?