>be Dutch
>play Bioshock
>don't see any difference to The Sims
Be Dutch
John Gutierrez
Joshua Sanchez
That is the humor boi!
Cameron Jackson
Doesn't this belong to Sup Forums?
David Baker
hahai get cuz they underwater haha
Oliver Lopez
what?
Jonathan Wilson
Kill yourself, Hans
Nathaniel Rivera
>when a German tries to be funny
James Cook
i don't get it
Bentley Lewis
What's the Dutch for Hans?
Haans
Lucas Jones
>German humor
Eli Sanchez
Include me in the screencap!
Austin Williams
You kill yourself too Sadiq
Andrew Myers
That reminds me I recently tried the Bioshock "remake" that I got for free for owning the original. Most of the problems people originally mentioned seem fixed. Can anybody who has played for more than 1 hour comment on this?
Asher Ortiz
>be Dutch
>live in a caravan, because the flood destroyed your house
Nolan Richardson
>be Dutch
>say something in your native language
>people think you're eating and smacking
James White
GOOD map of europe
Lincoln Thomas
>be Dutch
>be bold at age 15
Parker Cox
>german """humor"""
Kayden Cook
Bold?
Easton Bailey
>be German
>make jokes so terrible they make Hitler seem like a misunderstood Mr.Rogers
James Perry
>german humor
Ayden White
I could live with this.
>no finlandssvensk
>no Helsinki
Sebastian Morris
who the fuck is Mr. Rogers?
Xavier Jackson
>flood comes
>Dutch wanna flee on mountains
>flat land everywhere
Sebastian Edwards
ATLANTROPA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Isaac Morris
Kek, don't ever let them stop you Johannes
Sebastian Hughes
>be Dutch
>your flag is just a line of toothpaste
Jace Cruz
>be German
>create Gothic
>turn it into the shit by giving it to the random Indian developers
I would like to raid Berlin tьh.
Easton Roberts
Large portion of their country is located under the sea level. BioShock takes place sea.
Hunter Barnes
I AM FUNNYBOT.
Luis Perry
>flood comes
>Dutch wanna flee to Germany
>we don't let them in because too white
Alexander Howard
ITT: Salty germans who are jealous that we made the sea our bitch.
Gavin Rodriguez
Not as salty as you
BECAUSE YOU LIVE UNDER THE SEA HAHAHA
Gabriel Clark
You'll be living under nuclear fallout if trump is as moronic as he presented himself last year.
Carson Diaz
All dutches really have names like VAN DRDRKKKRRR?
Kevin Sanchez
Excuse me please, are you the ambassador of Atlantis?
Henry Lewis
my surname is manders
Gavin Sullivan
0wn3d
Nicholas Watson
Don't think the Dutch are ever gonna recover from this thread
Sebastian Nelson
>he still believes the le mean man trump meme
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LMAO
Owen Hughes
:c
Damn. I believed that you're all cursed sailors with name like that one up there. Damn.
Gavin Gutierrez
Did you mean something like van nieuwenkerk?
Austin Reed
Holy shit
Evan Bailey
...
Daniel Thompson
Good one.
Robert Nguyen
I was literally thinking of Van der Decken which is a mythical Flying Dutchman's Captain.
Owen Bailey
DELET THIS, Klaas van Leeuwenhoek
Liam Richardson
>Bold?
not hesitating or fearful in the face of actual or possible danger or rebuff; courageous and daring
apparently dutch 15 year olds are quite brave
Tyler Nguyen
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?
Lucas Diaz
I drank my first beer at 15 so yeah you can say that I was quite the badass.
Jayden Bailey
How similar is Dutch and UK weather? I hear Northern France is like us. What about Belgium?
T. Weatherman
Bentley Martin
The penis inspector
Jose Lopez
Cold, rainy and headwind. Winters are kinda cold and summers are kinda warm.