/brit/

dude yanks lmao edition

The yank gf just made fun of me for not owning a gun.

plymouth is actually an alright place

apostrophe

>The man accused of killing Labour MP Jo Cox watched a YouTube video of someone loading and firing a sawn-off rifle, the Old Bailey has heard.

THE BASTARD

Want a shave but cant find my trimmers

lads if i scan a crack with microsoft security essentials might it break the crack somehow
just dont want to be double clicking any malevolent goods?

lipson is nice
rest is shtie

you lads ever thinking about been born in nature? like having to fight for your lives and shit. we take shitting for granted because if you live in nature taking a shit is one of the most dangerous things you can do!

fucking hell that would be mental.

Mark Zuckerberg's salary is £1/year, yet he's a billionaire. So clearly salary isn't everything.

Checkmate, shitposters?

would happily make a questionable challenge inside the penalty box during the semi final playoffs on whoever made this image

>no longer neet or a virgin

What the fuck do I do now? I know people will probably just say FONT but seriously, this shit is weird :(

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better ban youtube... and the internet for good measure

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you still talk like a virgin

me on the left

Keep having sex and getting promoted. Repeat until dead

what did he mean by this

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How did you escape the neet life and find a gf?

What Spotify playlist should I listen to lads?

Did the man pull the trigger

FOAL

Post your favourite pizza toppings
>Ham
>Pineapple
>Mushrooms

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uk garage classics

How many times do you lie a day?

:L ing at this thread t b h

get used to it

Brb lads taking a shit in the great outdoors

got a gf? if not get one

otherwise I'm in the same position

not really sure what to do next but I'm looking for a cushy upper middle class job

it didn't work to stop brexit so they're going to salvage it for gun control

set your alarm for the morning lad

>get enthusiastic message from girl on dating site
>Check her profile
>"Seeing someone, looking for friends"

What the FUCK

Didn't they originally say the motivation was none political when it first happened?

Lads.

I reckon he ain't familiar with these here parts...

ya know, there's a story about that there saloon..

tweeeenty years ago, an outlaw took this whole town over...

sherrifs couldn't stop 'im

quickest damn gunslinger i ever seen...

got murdered in cold blood...

that ol' saloon there was their little home away from home....

they say his ghost still lives in that there tavern...

and on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of quick draw janny...........

Pineapple
sausage
bacon
jalapeno

did a poo on my bollocks lads

really wouldn't mind if I died in my sleep tonight lads

can't imagine losing my virginity, no idea where i'd go with my life from that point on

Which government party isn't planning on banning porn? I'd like to vote for them please.

I think it's just the lib dems who are into the whole keep the government out of people's lives thing.

pics

86400 times

Not happy to report that there is a resurgence of pajeets on this board lads
It's also noteworthy that statistically very few of them can poo in loo, a factor that I believe goes unchecked when replying to many Indian posters

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hey rabbi

uk should start doing high tech manufacturing
(we already do this a little bit, but corbyn thinks we should do more)

grime shutdown

>tomato
>cheese

Anyone but the tories

>Using dating sites

nice meme from 2015

bellend constantly reeks of skips and no amount of washing will fix it

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More robots and internet -> more automated factories -> more production (maybe).

the chase is better than the catch

their just not interested
gunna do it anyway, not like its a big download

think the gf is letting me go

Who /TheresaMay/ here? She just wants to see us succeed at No Fap

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Think labour are kind of socially conservative too.

don't even understand the question lol

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u wouldnt

this 2bh maybe a bit of pepperoni if I'm feeling adventurous

twitter was a mistake

I'd wank with or without porn desu. Maturation seems to disturb Theresa.

>I listened to this song, then I listened to another one by a different singer and they both made me feel different emotions, I need to tell other people about this

upload it to virustotal.com

just found out im gay lads

how long 'till they block Sup Forums in the UK like the did with torrent sites?

don't wanna have to post on /brit/ through a proxy 2bh

im on day 4 wml

only met two people who ended up in a relationship from a dating site in my life, one is a female lurch and the other looks like a speccy peewee

Pardon?

me too
wanna be my bf?

they're not because Sup Forums doesn't do anything illegal

Think I'm going to shag the 18 year old at my work.
>tfw married
Turns out woman are right, men are just animals.

bit gay

they wont
the blocking law people keep talking about is just for websites that dont ask for proof of age
Sup Forums asks if youre 18 the first time you open the front page

>Think labour are kind of socially conservative too.

Scary that guardian readers actually think this

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>do not fucking test me sunshine I'll make the stasi look like substitute teachers

that's because you can't get an accurate judge on someone's personality over the internet

what's wrong with you

really excited to pay 150 pounds a week to live in this beautiful student accommodation

>Browsing POF
Wow, they really do look like they belong in the sea

he's too much of a primitive person driven by instincts and hence he will cuckk his wife?

says it all in the post really

>porn is banned
>workforce becomes more productive
>full employment now that NEETs don't spend all day wanking
>everyone has gfs
>develop obligatory nofap superpowers, turning Britain into a race of superhumans
>become great empire again

wew

currently e dating a 35 year old single mum from cornwall lads

just paid 3000 HUF for a cuddle

I feel we are seeing the stirrings of fascism in europe

My dorm rent costs 57€ a month.

hugh mungus what?

Think of all the qt girls you'll be shagging

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it's like those fucking weird fish that live on the bottom of the ocean that you have to go down in a submersible craft to get a glimpse of

ah yes, online age verification

the impenetrable barrier to any teenager looking for a cheeky wank

This is ONE underrated post, even if you were trying to trigger

T. American, land of expert pizzas.