/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 4

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Prince Buster
-Drake announces "THE BALLET" in Houston
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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Fuck p4k, it's gay.

Nick Cave 9.0 BNM

>Tonight's Top Story
chris tomson (drummer) of vampire weekend announces a solo record, and the first single is a pile of dogshit. how could he think this was good?

youtube.com/watch?v=2AyepmQN94U

and why did p4k run a daytime new story about it and post about in on their insta? i thought they hated white indie.

not clicking the link
but LMAO
A solo drumming record?!
Who does he think he is?

watch the video. wait until you hear him sing the first line. you can't not laugh. it's bad, man.

>Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
starting to believe that it's not gonna happen

A hip hop album will get 8+ and an indie rock album will get 6 or less

P4k is dead

Danny could get 9.2. Maybe twigs if she still releases this year

occasional reminder that +@ were robbed, and that i miss GCG very much

Maybe Bon Iver?

hello.

sup gcg, no one even remembers you
and reminder that the best OP image wasn't even by you

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

God that looks shitty
And it got a thread removed

New album is kinda shit 2bh but P4K will probably eat it up

lmao, i got a 3 day ban that day and then like 4 more 3 day bans again for more ZoePosting

Others did too.

>reverse image search
>No other sizes of this image found.
>Best guess for this image: Did you mean...
>HER

good

>>HER
KYS

Pretty sure I only got a ban for posting a new Zoe and not for the thread

did you get banned at all within the last 3 weeks? bc that was me who reported you as a joke. good to see you, bro.

What's everyone listening to?

Just finished listening to the new Grandaddy songs and now I'm back to Pram.

>last posted here the night the +@ review dropped
>over a year ago
>pretty sure that thread had identical posts

Never change, Sup Forums!

Oh wait you literally didn't I've nothing to worry about

We've at least updated the OP since then!

fuck off, faggot.

No, no bans.

I wish you'd fall and break your typing fingers for insulting Zoe

..as a joke

I think they'll give ANOHNI aoty. I could definitely see p4k doing it

It'll be a tossup between a hip hop album, a tranny, and a feminist band/artist for sure

If gcg, n&s, or not noko are lurking right now, what is your last.fm?

idk, I could definitely see p4k panning it. They gave Bon Iver AOTY in 2011 but ranked it like #27 on the "best of 2010-2014" list, behind Drake, Real Estate, and fucking Bill Callahan. They might be getting cold on him

i hope you meet zoe one day and she renounces her meme sexuality and falls in love with you and marries you.

Bon Iver fucking sucks.

don't have one. never saw the point to it. still use winamp 2.95 to listen to music on the computer, ipod classic for on the go. thanks for the question and God bless.

thanks senpai, i hope so too.

whoops. forgot my trip.

New Gaga single

...

Twigs seems like a decent shot. Would it be their first true pop AOTY?

Anything

Mostly just as a way to see what you guys are up to
The only reason I know TSK-A TSK-A TSK is still alive is because of last.fm

highly doubt twigs is releasing something this year, next summer at the earliest

arca

Danny Brown seems like our last hero for a 9.2+

She's performed a lot of unreleased songs, and Melissa came out only a year after LP1

damn this sucks donkey dicks lmao, and I'm a Gaga apologist

Some of her best songs go in this direction though, so the album might not bomb as hard as Artpop

its just not likely that anything is gonna get above 9.1, its the new 9.3 and theyre lowering their averages and making more predictable scores

p4k is boring and safe now, besides, there is also new Bon Iver for a 9.0+ this year

Does anyone have a link to dl the new travis scott

beyonce will be aoty. the women on staff will vote for it for really high on their lists and bc of its cultural reach and bc p4k has never had a girl win aoty, she'll be the first. plus bc black.

2. bowie
3. anohni
4. meme rap
5. radiohead.

I like it more than Applause and I like this direction

Will Bowie earn second place because all of the men on the staff?

triggered? bc he died, stupid.

He already released Entrañas this year, is he coming out with another album?

>never had a girl win aoty
who are the knife?

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Wilco 7.0 BTFO by Sam Sodomsky
Daniel Lanois 8.1 by Philip Sherburne
Drugdealer 7.4 by Colin Joyce
James Vincent McMorrow 7.3 by Sheldon Pearce

*swallows spit loudly*
huh uuh hmm

eh, ok score for Wilco. they got worse scores for The Whole Love, Sky Blue Sky and A Ghost Is Born

They all can do the same shit for ANOHNI though, the trans issues are more current and she previously had two SOTY's by them. P4K gave Lemonade a 8,5.
Yeah, he anounced a new LP way before Entranas release, I think he is going to sing on the album more, based on his social media

>anohni
>not a real women
>not black
>not popular

daniel lanois is great

A Ghost Is Born, Sky Blue Sky and The Whole Love were stupidly underrated by Pitchfork. It's weird to me that they've chosen to soften their tone with Wilco (The Album), Star Wars and Schmilco, when they're all weaker albums in comparison.

>higher score
>two P4K SOTY's
>was produced by HudMo and OPN
>trans
>was infamously cut from Academy Awards this year

also a political album made in an election year

consider this though: the albums is bad

scores don't mean shit. don't correlate with year-end placements. it'll be beyonce.

the anohni record is embarrassingly bad but the green text shit you listed will get in on the top 5.

Also OPN & her already teased his work on the album back in April.

This.
It's a better album than Moon-Shaped Pool and Lemonade (and I loved both 4 and Self-Titled)
>I don't like something and it means it's embarrassingly bad

I just wanna make /p4k/ great again.

You failed

rude