She won

She won.

She won what

The grand prize.

We did it!

Which is

is this the biggest "comeback" ever? she was literally forgotten after bad romance and suddently shes hosting shows and doing performances again

>be highly controversial yet objectively talented artist
>release a heaping pile of dog shit to further cement your controversy

pottery

holy shit thats a bad cover, looks like some late 70s rock album

nic e buns

Radio still has to decide to play a song that has a key change and her dramatic vocals. We'll see it doesn't fit into the current top 40

these trips

SO CLOSE HAHAHA

in your dreams

BOOOOOOOO

Is it gud?

So what's the consensus?

shes got nice buns

this song is total shit. are you people serious?

If you like 80s pop it's a masterpiece. If you don't you're going to hate it.

A Starbucks gift card and a fit bit.

Is that Grimes, or Ariel Pink? I can't tell.

Fit bit?

she was on the simpsons

fuck kevin parker.

>implying she wasn't totally going for that

Yeah it's something that fifty year old women wear to count their steps.

*knock nock*

I can see someone getting autistic about that

Honestly I'm impressed she made it to thirty without getting fat.

shes fat

this is going to flop hard as a single.
> tfw gaga was once the queen of Sup Forums

I agree but being autistic doesn't inherently make you autistic, and vise versa.

wow ... really.....

HIGH TEST
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I know a bunch of 20 year olds who think wearing one makes them in shape and soo health conscious. its a fucking $80 step counter

t h i c c

>"Perfect Illusion" was produced by Gaga with Mark Ronson, Tame Impala frontman Kevin Parker and Blood Pop

....sooo women's empowerment apparently means getting men to do all the work for your new single? wtf? lol?

Everyone has autistic qualities or has autistic habits

Holy shit she needs lap band surgery. That's disgusting. I mean I'm into 'heavy' chicks but jesus fucking christ.

um lady gaga was never part of that movement. shes always been a fraud

I beleive the word you're looking for is

t h i c c

That chorus is woefully retarded. Other than that, it's not much of a progression from her other stuff. The key change at the end would have been great if the refrain had anything interesting to offer. It feels jarring, and the entire song feels a bit cobbled together. Kevin Parker, Mark Ronson and Lady Gaga together on one track, and this is what they come up with?

Underwhelming.

Beyonce part 2

honestly if there was such a thing as a perfectly accurate "body monitor" i'd go for it. steps, heartrate, calories burned, distance, etc etc, but fitbit is prone to inaccuracy which fucks up the whole point of it

>only know her from Call me Maybe
>Thats it

Yeah it's basically ruined my mom's life more or less, she literally can't go anywhere without it because it will all mean nothing to her. It basically gives you autism and obsessive compulsive disorder.

man fuck you guys, this song is actually really good.

chicken or the egg

it's not

yes it is

Trips confirm.

I... I guess so...

yes it is

Submit.

posting thicc

Agreed.

Sad that her fiance cheated on her too

you wan't it to be good

would rape

I don't want

it simply is

this is the worst gaga chorus i have ever heard. the only thing good about this song is the obvious kevin parker influence. i hope this is just a poorly chosen lead single, otherwise this album is going to be a train wreck.

jesus this is cringe. has anyone else noticed gaga always tries to initiate some new cultural meme phrase , "POKER FACE, BAD ROMANCE" etc, and now "PERFECT ILLUSION! IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION!"

......like that even means fucking anything

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK

every song is like a wet dream in a coked out gay nightclub for theater kids

That's how most people know Carly Rae Jepsen

>every song is like a wet dream in a coked out gay nightclub for theater kids

is this supposed to not sound fun

Holy fuck she T H I C C

"I've never had sex"

Lady Gaga - Vocals
Kevin Parker (Tame Impala) - Guitar, synths, drums.
Josh Homme (QotSA) - Guitar
BloodPop - Rhythm Synthesis
Mark Ronson - Guitar, synths.

The song is interesting, but could've been more surprising, the hook gets boring pretty fast, to me it sounds like they finished working on it too early.

Legitimate question: what did you mean by this?

that seems so random

this song is 100% garbage

the production is so cluttered and thoughtless

the vocals are annoying

the sequential modulation was corny af

Well Josh Homme and Mark Ronson collab with fucking everyone, and I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga isn't too fussy about who she sings for. Not sure about Kevin Parker (he's chill but not really a collaborative type of musician) and BloodPop though.

Women?

Carly is So fucking aesthetic.

I miss Fernando Garibay

If she wants to be out there why doesn't she collab with people who are a bit out there

I guess actually she wants to be safe but pretending to be out there

>Carly's graphic designer uses a tired meme palette he downloaded from tumblr

Don't bully Carly

wtf is this soccer mom anthem?

wouldn't dream of it

I wasn't feeling the song already and then the key change put the final nail in the coffin. What a fucking waste.

I wish she'd ease up on the vocals because she sounds like she's dying.

So any examples of wht this sounds like?

Kinda like Applause but louder.

Do I get a prize?

I'm sorry this is still shit - cliche lyrics - horrible bridge - the end is ok but the start is so bad.

The lottery.

Faggot who used to work at a sports shop here. Tt's not just a step counter. It's also a watch, it tracks your heart rate, an approximation of your calories burnt, a stop watch for exercising, and bluetooth synchronisation to track your fitness goals.

>this is "fat" to an autist online

I'm glad she's back and takes a totally different direction
can't wait to hear the rest of the album

I really really really hope she actually makes something The Fame tier, but that probably won't happen

Beyonce has a reputation of a thief for a reason. She is still a great singer and performer.
Gaga always was a writer and a classically trained musician. She wrote a lot of her #1 hooks randomly recording her singing with an iPhone and there are numerous proofs of that.
She announced collabing with Father John Misty and Florence Welsh for this LP.

why are you assuming that she's about women empowerment?
her whole theme is acceptance and just being happy with yourself, not taking over

In fact she triggered tumblr because she said
“I’m not a feminist. I hail men, I love men, I celebrate American male culture — beer, bars, and muscle cars.”

>white laces

Is Lady Gaga a White Nationalist now?

Totes!

How was she forgotten about? Every album since has hit No. 1 on Billboard

>late 70s rock
>out there

Kek. No normie remembers her since the days of Alejandro.

>No normie remembers her
>No. 1 on Billboard
>Starring in Normie Horror Story

She lost really

How the mighty have fallen. What a sad excuse for a single Perfect Crap was.