>Minnesota has lost six in a row at home, a skid it'll try to snap Thursday night against the Toronto Blue Jays as the struggling clubs open a four-game set at Target Field.
Donaldson is cold as fuck right now holy shit. He has 1 hr and 1 RBI for the month of may.
Ryder Martin
Could I wear an umpire jacket on an job interview
John Lopez
Zaun started this by saying the Twins cant hit
Brody Martinez
You could, film it
Henry Morris
Twins confirmed for getting double digit hits by the 5th
Ryder Torres
w-w-w-w-w-we still have a chance?
Adrian Scott
>Paredes
Top kek
Asher Davis
Games over, Canada is finished
Could I wear an go pro on an interview
Kayden Adams
nope, all our pitchers are getting fucking shelled and even the offense picking up wont save us but travis is going to be part of our core in the future
Brandon Adams
>Canada is finished
weedman just beat down some chick in our house of commons, there is still hope
Ryder Lee
>Games over, Canada is finished you're probably being ironic but we are 0-20 in games where the opponent scores 4 runs or more, so you arent far off
Parker Hernandez
>Canaelbows
We're 10-29 lad...
Cooper Phillips
>We're 10-29 lad..
the identical offense that was 1st in runs last season for the entire year is now 17th
Levi Wood
Gonna be 14-29 on Sunday lad
Aiden Lopez
>10-29 What happened
Robert Morris
>Asian hitter
How many Asians are in the mlb right now?
Lucas Campbell
google it
faggot
Jack Fisher
i'm too stoned sorry
Samuel Fisher
build wall
David Martin
welp thats game lads, top of the order is finished, estradas gotten 10 runs of support this entire season total,
enjoy your winning streak twins fans
Parker Hill
they need to get back on the juice quick
Ryan Hill
Live by the meme, die by the meme
Nicholas Garcia
got to agree with buck that shit is lame
Ian Lopez
>2 outs >2 strikes
of course they get a base hit
why the fuck wouldnt they
Evan Harris
90% of bandwagoners from last season already tuned out and hopped on the raptors bandwagon.
Evan Walker
Good
Too bad they'll be back when the Raptors lose
Alexander Sanders
Its mostly "Canadians" too if you catch my drift.
Angel Carter
More like >what happened last year Last year was a fluke, this is more like it.
Ian James
they won't be back, this is a below .500 team
Asher Sanders
yeah we're actually gonna get shutout, at least it isnt a no hitter
Kayden White
Garathos did nothing wrong
Robert Morgan
>Buy our tickets in bulk while we're still thought of as a playoff team
Joshua Cook
Is baseball the only sport where Asians are competitive?
Owen Butler
No.
Carter Jenkins
why are you so obsessed about asians? nobody cares about ugly midget gooks watch the game and shut the hell up faggot
Ryan Garcia
so lets say we manage to offload at the deadline considering we will be below .500 and at least 10 games back of a wildcard, going into next season we need a 5th starter, a DH, a RF, LF, and 1B
pompey can play left, we can try resigning smoak, pentacost has been converted to DH/1B in the minors because hes made of glass and hes been hitting really well, alford and tellez are still probably at least 1 more season away from possibly being major league ready, who can we sign? Hopefully Osuna realizes what a waste he is pitching every couple days when he has all the stuff to be a starting pitcher and fills in as a 5th starter
Grayson Flores
This is brutal
Luke Hernandez
Is Justin going to have to manhandle a bitch?
Eli King
martin got a hit! martin got a hit!
Landon Anderson
Just not realy
[spoiler]He's honestly a stupid faggot tho[/spoiler]
Henry Rivera
nice eyes chink
Samuel Reed
bit rude dont you think?
David Bennett
me so sorry
Caleb Gray
JT wouldn't be happy about this
Kayden Rogers
Its 2016
William Hernandez
maybe this is just one of those seasons where a player just has a shit year and bounces back next year but we have it for our entire lineup
Hudson Sullivan
good ol Saskatchewan boys
Leo Baker
maybe last season was one of those seasons where a player just has a great season and goes back down next year, but we have it for our entire team lineup
Dominic Gutierrez
Thanks Pat
David White
FUCKING FINALLY
A FUCKING HIT THAT ISNT DIRECTLY AT A FIELDERS GLOVE
Juan Miller
beach towels?
Owen Fisher
they havent scored 4 runs yet we might actually have a chance to win
Grayson Baker
What is he doing, this isn't soccer
Jack James
Oh look runs
Eli Campbell
lmao nunez mad af
Christopher Rivera
you know it wouldnt bother me that they lay off borderline pitches that look wide if they werent fucking morons that swung at absolute garbage that doesnt even come out looking like good pitches
Tyler Lee
Who are you talking about?
Owen Martinez
Everyone on both teams
Dylan Gray
Who do you think lmao
Everyone but Bautista basically.
Jose Anderson
>Martin doesn't have a single home run this season
Nathan Bailey
Man, lose 6 games in a row, the last one 6-3 and do all kinds of 666 hand signs and suddenly these jays threads are daed
Benjamin Peterson
why havent the jays found a korean slugger
Benjamin Brown
So will they win this one just to have had sacrificed 6 games to satan then?
Bentley Gray
I don't mind it. There was so many fucking retards that didn't have a clue about baseball. Reading their idiotic posts raised my blood pressure.
Logan Allen
anyone else feel like a bullpen loss is coming
its almost unstoppable, no matter who we play nothing goes right, this season just isnt ours
Eli Morales
I feel a little better than usually because of who they're playing. But I don't have any confidence in them. Chavez is serving a suspension and Cecil is injured. Storen is available and he's shit.
Jackson Anderson
estrada is elite tho rite
Charles Jackson
Bretty gud desu
Nathaniel Bailey
...
Henry Perez
Saw a guy dressed as Darth Nihilus at the game #justnerdthings
Jackson Thompson
Saunders is the only guy on this team who actually knows how to hit anything other than dingers.
Michael Nelson
Starcraft
Cooper Bell
maybe the secret is sprinkler heads
NOW I TRULY SEE
Adam Moore
Too much ass.
Ethan Taylor
Good catch by Santana
Anthony James
Based Danny Santana
Oliver Harris
>going to Star Wars night
Jackson Price
Wow tulo fucking torches a ball and still can't cash in the run. It's gonna be a long season lads.
Adrian Ward
Tuu low ass.
Lincoln Campbell
osuna is going to give up the walk off isnt he
i can feel it, its just how this season is
Hunter Turner
It's the only game I can convince my mom to bring me to
Wyatt Torres
Nah Osuna's actually good
Luke Cooper
thats my point this is exactly the type of game where our best reliver shits the bed and losses it