Johnny Football

What the fuck is his problem?

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He's a white guy that wears flat brimmed hats

All those guys are wigger faggot trash

Best case scenario: cocaine
Worst case scenario: meth

He has the look.

So he's just not gonna try to get his shit together so he can play in the nfl?

>Best case scenario: cocaine
he trashed somebody's house (AirBnb), the owner got back, Manziel was passed out and there was coke all over the counter

Dude is probably like every millennial that comes from money. When he blows all his nfl money on drugs he probably expects mommy and daddy to keep the trust fund coming

Dude he has millions of dollars in the bank already from his oil money family. Do you think he gives a shit about trying hard to play football?

No. That ship sailed a while ago. It's not gonna happen.

He probably hasnt been working out at all. Just partying like a retard. He's done.

what happened?

Crack/meth.

>pockets 12M
>gets some tats
>bangs ho's
>parties

Browns got scammed again

im all for my players partying and stuff but my god get it together. at least just smoke heroin at night.

>my player
>my

Gotta love the working class.

>letting Johnny Football rent your house
that guy deserved it senpai

he should roid up and get swole

then get another team to give him 4M

working class people are the backbone of this country.

Literally all of his muscle is gone. He was a nfl qb...that's freaky man. He needs to stop the coke that shit is hard to kick tho

More important question.

Will the browns ever get it right?

No they can't kick that 1st round QB every year habit.

RIP

>he was an nfk qb

That doesnt mean you have muscle

Right. One of the highest paid positions in all sports, if not the highest, requires absolutely zero muscle.

He had pecs and muscle. Not like gronk obv, but he's prolly 30lbs lighter than his playing weight in this pic

Just looked up some older pics; he was never really muscly didn't look much different then OP's

I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic but this guy's body looks almost exactly like Johnny Eightball's.

i thought he had turned himself into jail, did he bail out?

If you guys haven't watched the "believeland" 30 for 30 I would recommend it kind of. It made me think twice before making Cleveland jokes

Why the fuck is he so skinny though? At least he should continue lifting even if he doesn't plan to play NFL anymore.

brady isnt a scrambling manlet tho

fuck off leaveland

>Cleveland Indians have the worst logo in all of NA sports
>Cavs fans are probably the most insufferable in the Eastern Conference
>Brownslol

Your shit city deserves everything it has coming to it.

What the fuck?
He's as scrawny as me now.

I'm not from Cleveland or a Cleveland sports fan. It's called empathy

what will manziels 30 for 30 be called?

intervention

>30 for 30: Aggie Agony
>"What if I told you, that one man's demons was another city's M. O."

rooby rooby rooooo

holy fuck he pissed his pants lmao.

that fuck yo bitch!

Johnny pls g0

fuck off he just likes to party

he rko'd his cunt gf and knows his career is over so he is back to getting shitfaced all day, not a bad life desu famalam

Why would he care about lifting if hes a millionaire drug addict banging fresh poon whenever he wants

you think he'll be rich forever?

he has no career or hope at this point

Except in this case, the trust fund money will keep flowing

He'll either OD or go to rehab a shit ton before getting clean. Won't have to work for a living, though

give the dude a break. its the off season. he'll be ready for camp no problem.

Kinda looks like pierced nipples lol

His parents are worth over 50 million. he'll eventually get a reality show too.

His family has money from oil and cockfighting

he'll be dead before 30

he's a huge mess

Literally laffed owt lowd

Thanks m8

Health and narcissism. Actually narcissism is probably the main reason I do it. I don't think it even helps with getting women anymore, I just like looking at myself in the mirror.

a big fat mess.

>they tell themselves as they cry themselves to sleep and line up at a Trump/Sanders rally.

I cant wait until the johnny football love child conspiracies start popping up

He doesn't give a fuck.

It's no really a PROBLEM until you are pushing it too far.

Currently he's pushing it too far.

He's played his last down in the NFL and he knows it. But the man made some money, has family money, and doesn't ever really have to worry about payin the bills like a normal person.

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ok dude

What if i told you one NFL quarterback gave exactly zero fucks?

Johnny Manziel, The IDGAF Story

Not that dramatic though.

With hard training and the right enhancers he could get back where he was in 3 months.

Who is this semen demon?

...

Some cunt on the internet. There are literally millions of them. It's kind of a thing you know.

a big fat mistake

He should come over here.

he fell off the edge

damn he's lost a lot of weight

>poor little white boy.jpeg

What if I told you an 8ball a day keeps interceptions away?

A mountain of coke: The Johnny Manziel Story.

>not knowing what athletes look like in the off season when no roids

he's got female hips lel

still the goat

Wait, is that Sumlin feeding him?

...

Oddly enough any white qb who is jacked is utter shit, Brady Quinn for example.

Did someone throw their drink at him, or did he spill a drink on himself?

Its going to take a near death experience or jail time before he straightens up. He's going to come back as the guy that fucked up but gets paid a shit load of money in fees to give speeches to college athletes about drugs, money, and the affects fame has on one's self.

I can see that

>Belford, then 18, was one month away from enrolling at Texas State on a basketball scholarship. He pleaded not guilty to all three charges, but TSU revoked the offer (Belford, an all-state point guard, would never play college basketball).
>According to Kerr County court documents, he was charged with sexually assaulting two females at two different parties, in 2010 and 2011. (The accusers each came forward months after the incidents occurred.) The Kerr County District Court tried the cases separately. The first trial began in April 2012. The 12-member jury was all female. The victim testified, describing how at a group get-together, her friends peeled off in pairs, of how she and Belford were alone in the back seat of his car, and how he forced himself on her.
>Then the defense called in its star witness, and those in the courtroom that day recall an audible gasp when his name was announced: skyping from his College Station dorm room, Johnny Manziel.
>The quarterback had only enrolled at Texas A&M that January. Manziel missed several quarterback meetings to skype with attorneys before the court date, which barely registered a pulse in Aggieland. The party where one alleged incident occurred was at Manziel’s parents’ house, and Belford was one of Manziel’s best friends; besides playing basketball, Belford was a standout wide receiver. Even still, the defense was somewhat surprised that Manziel agreed to participate, testifying for roughly 20 minutes while he was 200 miles away.
>The jury entered deliberations the next day, and after just hours found Belford not guilty.
Belford wept when he heard the verdict. The second trial, scheduled for June and covering two charges, never happened: Belford entered a plea bargain after the district attorney reduced the two charges to one charge of simple assault.

By partying and fucking off his NFL career, he will actually prolong his career as a "mentor".

Get paid to work an hour out of the day to tell college kids and young adults not to get drunk, work hard, and don't hit women, or they will end up like him.

Wide hips for that strong base