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pure girls edition

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I am pure

pure only in the mind, not in the soul or body

DELET DIS REEEEEEEEE

>/asean/
>no asean flags
?

My family is fucking lazy
Dad never removed the chrismas decoration whole year and he just plugged the damn thing and it still works

it's sleepy time, Hans-sama

kek, your dad is a true lad. Why put it away when you can keep it till next Christmas?

>it's sleepy time, Hans-sama
i am pinoy
desu

also this guy is already awake
your dad surely knows the concept of efficiency
you should come to germany ^:)

bully?

>your dad surely knows the concept of efficiency
you should come to germany ^:)
this is why I want to come to Germoney

>I want to come to Germoney
nothing's stopping you :DD

Hapas are not allowed here

Let's just say, if you die user

Do you give permission to your wife fucking other dudes so she can be happy if she loves the D so much?

I fucked up my assignment
fuck me

She does it all the time and her ""exHusband" is still alive
the church doesn't even recognize their annulment

Lek la, UiTM je kot.

I'd give my permission for my wives to lick each other's pussy but never to fuck other dudes

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Duterte is the president of the Philippines.

Udah 4 hari mencret terus gan wkwkwkwkwk

ga lucu sama sekali

indon nak jumpa filipin petang ni la
pulang kampong bila indon kalah

>kerwin(druglord) admits that he funded delima senatorial campaign
>plebbitors: 'its legal he is a citizen of the philippines, he can donate his money to anyone'
Lmao fucking plebbitards still defending druglords

protip: malaysians use balik in everyday speech instead of pulang

youtube.com/watch?v=UYInv5_orLc

Of course he will admit it he doesn't want to die or to have a sex tape

even that shithole of a reddit is looking at duterte in a positive light

saltfags are just libretard crybabies, just be thankful they arent as dumb as shillaryfags rioting everywhere

hmmm

Kek no
And good for them for not being deluded and sheepy

>Kek no

so youre just as dumb as shillaryfags? ok thnx for clearing that up i guess

say it with me


President Rodrigo Roa Duterte of the Philippine Republic

this will get the saltfags every fucking time lel

Just had two glass of wine. Getting a bit tipsy. Should I drink more ?

grab the bottle and hit yourself on the head

>wine
Are you a girl?

grab your head and hit it on the bottle

No. What's wrong with wine? What you drink?

It is what it is and good for them

Too many dutertard paid shills in facebook anyway

Where to find pure girls?
Do you have some?

topi miring

Kek tryhards trying to connect this to USA politics too fucking cucks

I bet the other senator will be trillianes lol.
Those pre made affidavits must be so fun to read

Yes, they are on my laptop

1 month after my absence and saltfags still cant move on


holy shit get a fucking life

backpage is where it is bogan

Should we just move on and forgive delima
And the SAF incidents?

Malaysia will become superpower in 2050. Believe me asean

>backpage is where it is bogan
What is that? A place in Malaysia?

I laughed way too harder than I should

malaysia boleh?

>Using the meme skwater pleb phrase.
The amount of relationship metaphors being thrown around is fucking disgusting.

theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/21/donald-trump-100-days-plans-video-trans-pacific-partnership-withdraw

Guess we get ready for our Chinese overlords then. Good on Naj for getting a head start on selling all our shit to them.

>Pleb films BTFO out of MMFF.

The fact that Mano Po/Enteng Kabisote/Shakr Rattle and Roll eaches 7,8.9,13, 22 is fucking disgusting. Amerishits complain about capeshit but theyve got nothing on Romcom/MMFF cancer.

god damn how much of a sperg can you get for getting mad at some random internet guy using internet catchphrases? its not like youre living a life out of my posting behavior. get a fucking life holy shit

Is the Indon bully still around? I left because he wouldn't stop harassing me, I cried on my bed all night.

>not being spergy about relationshit stuff.
>Posting on Sup Forums.
Dutertcuck newfag who was told by his lords & masters to go here.

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It's a Website you bogan fuck

no,he said sorry when you left

>Plebshit is worthless garbage.
>""""intelligent"""" """"provocative"""" indie shit is poverty-porn
There is no twilight zone holy shit.

fyi i dont post on Sup Forums everyday i visit here when i am idle after checking the stock market prices online
besides dont you have a fucking job aside from shitposting against duterte for free? i dont give a shit if you report my every posts hoping to get me banned because i hurt your feelings fucking dipshit
and you have the gall to call me a newfag when you spend most of your time seeking assurance from your shithole reddit instead of doing something productive for once
what a fucking joke lmfao this is why you redditards are just pathetic call center agents with subpar living conditions kek and you consider 20k pesos a month as decent salary

>fyi i dont post on Sup Forums everyday i visit here when i am idle after checking the stock market prices online
Effective b8s rely on a certain grounding in reality.

you want a reality check

President Rodrigo Roa Duterte of the Philippine Republic

I hate malaysians

>fyi i dont post on Sup Forums everyday i visit here when i am idle after checking the stock market prices online

Comy threads make me so happy

>wine
>for grills
a lot of wines are stronger than beer you know.

chug it.

used ho

Legit memenose feet!!!

>tfw you realise Sup Forums is the biggest cuckboard
>has an option to pick between a veteran stateswoman who is known to be hawkish and bent on western dominance
>picks a retarded orange

just be yourself bro
it's not like it's difficult to be

Holy shit Putin is so fucking short.

Apparently the biggest problem was the rise of PC culture. It just has to be dealt with

He's the life partner of our Chinese overlord
yeah and he sucks

>PC Culture has been a point of humor in USA since the 60s emerging out of Civil Rights/Womens Lib, etc.
>A bunch of angry nerds take it fucking seriously.
>Entire US becomes a Meme.
>R

Flipbong is gay

China/Russia won the shill war

sup /asean/ where the cool kids at?

hehe
bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-11-21/-100-billion-chinese-made-city-near-singapore-scares-the-hell-out-of-everybody

>thinks PC culture is the biggest problem
>elects the orange man, who is himself a product of neo-liberalism, who used multiculturalism and PC to profit

this video explains it well.
youtube.com/watch?v=MG7y8J0DXhU

wtf i love china now

>tfw ghost cities in Singapoor

>Meme Le Shocking TV Show
Nah.
You're a cunt.

I'm half drunk

Contacted Haram Police.

post pic of you putting your finger in your ass

Post pic of your mother's asshole first

Its the internet shill war

filthy homo, yuck!

go out and drive its fun

I just won US$500 from rocket league tournament lads

congrats youre a millionaire

Who's going to the anime convention at Suntec this Saturday? Would anyone want to go with me.

don't do that

Why don't you just go with your girlfriend?

speaking of cats

what does cat poop coffee taste like indogs?

you're getting too lewd today sakurahime,I think you need to be taught a lesson

Novaliches is a squatters area

is this cute by /asean/ standards

ASEAN Sex Tourist Pedophile, yes.

Reported to Dutrrt and Bantay Bata.

endut

>tfw found my javfu did a blacked video

The hell does that mean