ITT: Pretend to know shit about a sport you don't watch

ITT: Pretend to know shit about a sport you don't watch.

Lebron is the greatest of all time.

>the raptors lost tonight because refball, not because they suck dik

I'll start.

>people still think JOKEovic is more GOAT than federer

You're right.

The Blue Jays are fine and will win the pennant

I rate zidane.

Barcelona will win the Champions League

the lighting are by far the favorite to win the stanley cup

Messi is obviously great but I think he's slightly overrated

Soccer goalies are the 10% skill 10% athleticism 80% luck

>poortugal
Lebron would get shitted on by prime Wilt

Oi nice Cricket match yesterday. Quite a sticky wicket on the picket

(Good job following the theme of the thread, but I can tell you don't know anything so try a little harder)

Do you not understand the thread?

Clearly you are the one not understanding senpai

Pretty sure vince carter at his peak had better footwork than lebron ever did

Golfers definitely deserve more money than they make.

Russell Wilson is a top 5 QB

I guess not :/

But anyways, the Rugby World Cup will be amazing this year and the competition is as stiff as it's ever been

The New York Patriots will win the NBA

Messi is getting old and will probably retire soon to spend time with his family

Steph Curry is better than Lebron Cause of his ability to integrate into a team and contribute with 3 pointers all day.
uefalona should invest in him

Fat Koreans playing "Dota" is definitely a sport.

I rate Zidane

I think that American football is a relevant, athletic competition.

Peyton is a roided hack

mfw da ducks win the stanle ycup

Dude, did you see that awesome play in the Bangladesh/India World Cricket Championship? One Indian player, Maresh Dingladong, made a leaping catch of the ball while another player was pooing in the designated shitting section of the field.

But that's right

DiMaggio's record is bullshit. Stat-padded, sepia-toned meme player.

In Rugby they can't throw the ball forward, and a kick between the wickets is 3 points. The whistle gets blown any time a player goes down on his back while holding the ball.

Did I get it right aussiebros?

shit was cash

Cheeky =P ;)

Close enough. But you can throw the ball forward in rugby, as long as it lands in the popping crease.

That whole Leicester thing sure was shocking, definitely got a rise out of me given how much that isn't the usual thing with Leicester.

boxing is boring
MMA is gay

Europeans are intelligent enough to ignore sports that award teams championships without having said team play in said championship

Soccer would be better if it had multiball mode.

Thanks

Gerard Benzema is the best striker the Tottenham Hotcocks have this season.

If Arsenal were in a different division right now they would have 10x more success.

What's funny about this is 99% of Peyton's career success is based off of his brain. He's just smarter than everyone else on the field. His arm was a noodle and all the roids in the world couldn't fix that.

Clayton Kershaw will win the Golden Glove this year! Book it.

Stephen Curry is elite

I decided to bandwagon Australia since they know their shit in Rugby, New Zealand can suck my huge brown balls.

C'mon bro. That one was easy.

Richard Longstocking for Britain is objectively the best bowler in cricket right now, in any country. A shame his talent is wasted on a team that can't win it all

OFFICIAL TOP 15 QB EVER

1. Beast mode
2. That black dude with the robot arm thingy
3. That blond dude in 22 jump street

>Pretend to know shit about a sport you don't watch.
>implying that's not Sup Forums in a nutshell

Did you see that F1 race the other day

VROOOOOOOOOMMNNNNN

>people don't think the Red Socks will dominate the NY league next season

Bend it like beckham he is more gooder soccer player in the world

that fuck hamilton is literally ruining the sport*. F1 is dead

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Damn that nigger sure can put the ball in the basket

I really think England will win a world cup

Okc will sweep in 5

The New York Yonkers will beat everyone in the Super Bowl and claim all the dunk prizes as well.

>yfw the Green Bay Packers will win the Owl next year

Gonna be fucking awesome

Curry is best NBA player all time

The bears will beat the packers by 3 downs and Brady will be get a touch down

Absolute garbage calls tonight
STAY WOKE CURRY’S KNEE

the cubs are a lock to win the pennant and won't have another bad luck play in the postseason

Can't wait for the AFL grand final this year. GOAT Aussie footy code reporting in.

North America is a future soccer superpower

i agree its a crying shame did you see richard dickensens 5 over the boundary playing the Jamaicans?

The problem with arsenel is they never score more goals than the other team

I sure enjoyed the gridiron match last night, can't believe OJ got a 3 and 20 off the 4th down, straight outta the Madden playbook. Classic Cats.

I don't understand why the Dogs don't try no Dragon play when they have DeJohn Jones in the roster dagnabbit! All y'all get from Greg Zybiwionileyziwleweski is a bunch a foul calls for illegal sitting or holding play. When the ref threw his hanky in the air for a padding infraction I was all like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Anyway I could care less because it's not the least important thing in my life.

The puck seems to glide nicely on this rink, it'll players like Gawinski a real advantage when slapping it around

Pic related > Messi

This thread has better discussion than regular Sup Forums

watching fat black people collide together is the pinnacle of athleticism, anyone who disagrees is semen slurping eurofaggot

Kevin Love or LeBron would be a great quarterback in football

Brady has 4 (5?) owls and that makes him a better QB than Manning

Stephen Curry is a faggot and a hack

Why don't Ronaldo and Mess just team up and never lose again?

Good posts

broncos will win the superplate. tom hardy is goat ball thrower

I find it hilarious the majority of posters in this thread a fat yank scum.

Pretty typical, but funny as FUCK

LMFAO 10 IN A ROW
truly the cucks of the world

stephen curry, the indian superstar of the new york yankees, will lead his team to a well-deserved super bowl victory

Power walking is the most gruelling sport in the world, NFL players and rugby players have nothing on them

I rate Pirlo.

Nailed it

Man hits ball with bat

I don't even know more about baseball

Baseball is the most physically demanding sport

That was a wicked googly, m8.

I think the Cubs will finally win the World Series next season, will be a last minute winner vs the Yankees to seal a historic title victory by 2 points

I think the downward trend in the New York Yankees has been due to both a poor draft season as well as the new trainer shift. It's really hindered them from making effective plays because their defensive back line has been hamstrung.

I don't even know what sport the yankees play tbqh

Chicago is a good team

Brady is the greatest ever

Ice hockey is a very calculated and precise sport.. It's totally not chaotic and meaningless

you're right

>watch entire golf tournament
>no hole-in-ones
why do all golfers suck?

>Rags

Curry never goal hangs and therefore is never offside making him the greatest of all time unlike Jordan who always goal hanged.

FC Jakarta can really Sepak that Bola around can't they?

>turn on a soccer match
>time starts to move backwards

What kind of Yurotrash magic is this?

Stephen Curry completely changed the game.