San Jose Sharks vs St. Louis Blues 2

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San Jose Sharks vs St. Louis Blues

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NHL Eastern Conference finals was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Golden State Warriors fan (AKA a fan of a REAL sport. The NHL is MLS level bad without the Blackhawks) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl Vikings

>p-please stop race baiting ;_;
200 posts later
>race baiting replaced by beer baiting

/hoc/
/hoc/ never changes.

Shit, that looks pretty good senpai

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE "THIS IS OUR YEAR" SAINT LOUIS BLOOS

>bloos

dubs for the upcoming San Jose Sharks dynasty

Are the Blues the worst team left?

this is the year of the shark.

How many shots tonight

what are you guys drinking for this game?

shorks 14. blose 19

Blues are fucking horrible. How the fuck did they beat the Stors and bbc?

bloos tears

i think they're worn out from those series. they both went a full 7 games

Is that a blues suck chant?

milk

They sure look like it. There is just no life in the way they are playing

What is the crowd chanting? Losah? lel

>blooooos suck
ahhh yes

So what beer should I drink to be cool?

Yep.

>BLOOOS SUUUUCK

B T F O
T F O
F O
O

brouwer on his period lmao

>blose getting saltier and saltier by the goal

strawberry, blueberry, banana smoothie and water

what is that, brouwer's 4th post of the series?

>that's an excuse

cute.

if you want to be cool, smoke weed.

...

I feel sorry for the blues desu

>Shorks are winning the Cup this year and there is nothing I can do to stop it

THAT BENCH RAGE

ITS OVER

atleast its not as bad as shitsburg winning it user.

I missed it, anyone got a webm?

>successful lines all scrambled again
>blatantly dumb tactics that only work during the regular season being used
>oshie scoring hatricks for the crapitals after fighting with hitchcuck

Can we just fucking murder this fat fuck and be done with it.

numbers for hertl hatty

Eh. At least pongs have a real fanbase. The shorks winning it is like Disney or Apple winning the cup. Just fake and shitty.

Sharks/Penguins is gonna be great

no webm sorry user but heres screencap

some based user please meme this

ty user, updating friend at work on the game

They had no fans until Lemiux. Then all the fans vanished until Cindy came to town.

zzzzzhit game

I have a bet with my boss for his (penguins fan) parking spot until the start of next season if we get to the final and beat them.

>muh fanbases
Who cares desu

kippers can I feel your bum

>blues losing
>getting outhit
SHIT
WHAT DO THEY DO NOW?

We've got a good shot I think

Problem is all the corps buy up the seats then give the tickets to fucks who never show up.

I never understood this hate against the sharks. It's not like we're ever shown favoritism during games or in media. Fuck when we were up against the Kings everything I read was pretty biased against the Sharks

BLACK COAT BLACK SHOES BLACK HAT CADILLAC

What do you have to give him if you lose? Your fellatio orator-io?

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THE BOY'S A TIME BOOOOMB

Sup Forums hates the sharks because of the older trips like s4c and norcal
they've had nearly perfect attendance for 20 years

We empty net now

shorks have the fucking worst tripfags on all of /hoc/ up until
>it was 3-0

It basically purged their fanbase of cancer.

those aren't the only black things you want

tea

I lost my season tickets in 212 when they changed to SAP, haven't even tried to get them back since

Fucking celebrity tripfags. Good to know that's the main reason though.

Me too, don't like to be too optimistic though.

It's too hard on the heart.
I have to build him a deck.

underage pls...

>quoting a song that's playing in an arena means I want the things listed in the lyrics

They literally failed to sell out playoff games in current year, dude. It's pathetic cali shit.

WHO is this seamon demon

>pulling your goalie twice in one game

SO CLOSE TO THE HERTL HATTY!!!

I bet $20 on the Bloos

>getting shut out two games in a row in the conference finals

Beyond embarrassing

Come on Blues, just over a minute left, don't get shut out...

>bloos finally face a team with defense
>get shut out twice in a row
lamo

Who /up 2-1/ here?

>mfw Pavelski wins one for da Bay

I know you hate California for whatever reason but it's literally because SAP sells tickets to businesses because that is their whole business model, corporate networking and improvement

You just should have used that money to go to Applebees.

>that flag
>we've

Haha, what the fuck

At least Tampa isn't getting shut out

Just ignore the empty seats shit dude.

They didn't fail to sell out the arena, the people who received corporate gift tickets just didn't show up.

Blues played great these last two minutes.
They should have had a goal.

Should have. But they didn't.

>three stars of the game
>still 1 minute left
>BLUES BTFO
>B
>T
>F
>O

Shorks in 5

Like Californians ignore free playoff tickets amirite?

a lot of companies just dont use them
thats why you see empty seats behind home plate during reg season baseball games

>the st. lose literally whos

S H U T O U T
H
U
T
O
U
T

Top kek
Nice one user

the way she goes

DAT DANCING QT

HNNNNNNG

With all said and done, I've gotta hand it to the sharks. >My team was pretty pathetic tonight (because of retard faggot hitchcock mostly)

Legitimately well played, clean game.

I never understood that. Whenever my work gives out free or discount tickets to events I hop on that shit.

>people on Hfboards claiming you don't need a number 1 center to win a cup

Water

Pic related
You am right Habib
That's what I'm saying.

i guess blues are blue tonight

Well played Blues. You showed your abilities in the first game, here's to a good game for the 4th

You too man.

hahhaha, showed their abilities in game 1? that doesn't bode well for the blues

tonto speak

Those last 4 minutes were fantastic for the blues.

All around enjoyable game.

Thank you Mr. Blue

I wish you a good night