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RAGTIME

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mate why are you so angry? typical fatman can't handle the truth about his weight

what next, you're just big boned? all you eat is salad? stop lying to yourself piggy

calling me a paki doesn't really deflect away from your horrible health condition either, especially seeing as I'm a white essex boy

Bit windy out lids

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I do not understand this version o the scots leid

I'm getting a tattoo of an animu girl on my arm, specifically Misaki from welcome to the nhk and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me

MOMS GONNA FREAK

pos-neg my hole

Heres the potential gimmick
>Secure a wagecuck job (interview for bartender Wednesday
>Save up some cash
>Buy a small van and some supplies
>Start doing odd jobs at a discount
>Advertise
>Hopefully grow business

I'm 20, almost 21 and I'd like to give it a go, thoughts lads?

Poleaboo dead yet?

>UK
>23% negative

>mom
foy

very drunk lads

i am the 10%

How long should I wait to eat jellybeans after brushing my teeth. I heard 25 minutes might ne good, but I don't want to get a cramp

watching "haz poz: my neg hole"

need a /brit/ bf lads

>Poleaboo dead yet?
nah, he's too much of a pussy bender

Would love to see Icelandic results

Gov is too up its own arse to let this happen.

same

>i'm a white essex chav
>p-pls believe me bud bud ding

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posting a gay song

Not a large enough sample size for meaningful data

sounds dumb as shite desu
you dont need a fucking van either

wahey fatty
*slaps your titties*
argh bit sweaty mate

>yank edition

that was beautiful

whatever big guy haha

london x

not a large enough population size for meaningful country

>mexicans take your jobs by doing exactly that, but they can afford large vans because MURICA

why don't you need a van?

Depending on the tools a regular car or hatchback could be fine.

browsing /brit/ on the old PS4 lads
not a fan at all

>bud bud ding i am white man, pls believe

post more

meet me on the Heath

Can't understand why the ps4 browser is so shit

*gives your sweaty tits another little slap*
haha
jiggly

you dont need a van to haul a lawnmower around

never used it before, my PC is just fucked
have to pay a man $200 just to diagnose it

i don't know what is worse; pakis or essex boys

unlucky fella.

>Why yes, my physique has been pushed to the peak of what is possible for the human body, despite my 38" waist -- its all muscle!!

*steals your keys and dodges around you as you try to catch me*

haha finally getting some exercise eh big lad

I love the song "epiphany" by staind

It'd be easier to browse with your phone tbqh

PS4/laptop combo is the way forward

>all races are equal

>I love the song "epiphany" by staind

*crushes your little paki skull*

Another shitskin runt removed

gf moved her stuffed unicorn into my vineyard lads

I'm a lot smarter than the average essex boy tbf (still not saying much haha)

hey lads hehe

Need a phone, I'm typically a mean cunt but I could see where buying a decent phone would help even if it is a few hundred

Should I buy one of those one pluses? They've got a new one out

Hello /brit/!

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>no insane essex gf

hi

Get an xperia, they're not too expensive and are great phones imo

but still an essex boy

see

reckon we bullied the chubbster a bit too much lads haha

bully me pls

*gathers the lads to the courtyard*

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Very close with my two brothers desu

They made me a normie

u r poo

Moto G4 is a decent one on a budget

A refurbed Moto X Style would be better and you could get it for the same price or thereabouts.

alright haha

*offers handshake*

*withdraws hand just as you reach for it*

haha better luck next time mate you look a right plonker now eh

*Spits in your mouth*

eating some traditional Yankinise cuisine

the gf

would love to know where the next earthquake will happen so I can cheekily insert my bollocks in between the plates and have them ground into a fine paste! it'll have me shaking more than any earthquake could do

too old

not old enough

Did you watch The Grand Tour? What did you think?

*gets hard*

o-oh no

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAA POOOPIE NIGGER HHAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NONCE TWAT POOPIE POOPELSTEIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

Nonce
Grave robber

Your father is a maniac

Western men that do this are beta males

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God I need some cocaine.

No dopamine in my head

I knew I forgot something

*Pulls your scrotum skin over your head*

I should probably finish mgs v at some point

still would 2bh

thought Muslims living in the UK was a joke.

if true, reconsidering moving to Britain after high school.

so should kojima aha

wahey

like all the best Yank food, this is a Canadian delicacy first and foremost.

ironically while I've seen pig ears in snack bags in the USA I've never seen real rinds

ehhh

most of them are alright
and most of them stick to their own ghettos

stuff like the rape gangs are really overblown
also you're more likely to be raped by the government

Hey :3

Thick bitch can't even do hashtags properly.

hey

How are you?

they are strengthening the bloodline for future generations

Quitting smoking is the best of thing I've ever done.

*does Sportacus flips*

hanging in there

how are you?

Having an existentialist crisis and I'm out of beer

*draws on cigarette*
*holds it in*