/cp/ - Culture Pals: Leafshitposting Edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, be comfy with the lads, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, get made fun of for being crazy, share replies from pastas, fall in love with ludwig, fuck your shit up, prep your qt's bull

ACTUAL SITE FOR THIS FOR ALL Y'ALL NOOBS:
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH (embed)

mega with all the OP pics
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

Old thread:

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rt.com/news/367652-norway-pedophiles-arrested-scandal/
interpals.net/Kate_1993
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for taking faggotry to IP instead of shitting up these threads even further

Wowowwoowowow
I declre this thred opens!!

msg me on my 4chinz acount !!

Crying at this guy's fapping arm

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=623655518732648448&uid=623563576015421440&aid=623578773421654022

holy fugg

I fugging hate Canada

morning /cp/

>tfw finally met my Spanish qt
>tfw staying in her apartment
>tfw currently posting from her bed

she's about to show me around the city, happy hunting lads

Did you seize her means of reproduction???

Be a man and post pic together, or take a pic of her when she's not looking and make us jelly.

What country you from and where you staying lad?

How does this work after I set up a profile? Do I search for qts and message them as if in Tinder? Do I have to friend them first? Do I have to talk to them in the forum or something?

Please teach me common etiquette, I just want someone to talk to

>implying this is not a shitty made up story to attact lonely retards to the thread

You just start searching and viewing profiles and if you see one you like just start messaging them. Don't friend then right away though and you don't really need to friend them. After awhile get them onto whatsapp or some other app.
Guy's meet their qts all the time here.

Does /cp/ stand for childporn?

At least 20 people have been arrested in Norway on pedophile charges, officials say, adding that the suspects include lawyers, economists and even a primary schoolteacher. Reports claim the case also involves politicians and a police officer.

According to Floystad, many suspects are highly -educated and have good IT skills.

The list of those investigated on pedophile charges include two former or current politicians, Tidens Krav newspaperreported.

Police seized some 150 terabytes of material revealing many forms of child abuse. The offenders met on the web and used encryption to protect their anonymity.

“The materials show abuse of children of all ages, also infants,"said Hilde Reikrås, head of police operations on the case, said as cited by Tidens Krav. She added that the materials depicted“abuse of toddlers, children being tied, children who have sex with animals and children who have sex with other children.”

The cases include rape, trafficking and production of photos and videos of child abuse. Local media reported that some suspects allegedly abused their own children and one suspect even planned to let others moles his unborn child.

rt.com/news/367652-norway-pedophiles-arrested-scandal/

It stands for culture pals Hans

JUST
I tried to believe it was a just a filter.
In her defense, she's a hairdresser...

Doesn't imply that qts can't be underage ;)

Does it make me weird if I find obviously dyed hair (green, blue, pink etc) really hot?

No.

Does it make me weird that I get pissed off at how much some of my qts message me? I just want to be alone and depressed, I never asked for attention..

That is kind of strange. Just respond when you want and come up with excuses if necessary. Maybe you just need to find someone you don't want to close yourself off from :^)

That will be like finding a needle in a haystack I fear. I don't want to close myself off but that is just my natural reaction now. It's pretty overwhelming, I went from talking to only one girl and my friends for half of my high school time to not talking to just about anyone for a year to now talking to lots of girls. I feel like a just stepped into an incredibly hot shower after standing outside in snowstorm for a half hour. All I've known for a year now was sadness and I don't know how to deal with other emotions.

Stick with mate. I remember when I started it was like being a small child in a sweet shop, you get better at it

I don't plan on leaving, I've already met some cool people. Just this attention is something I'm not used to whatsoever. It can feel pretty good sometimes though :)

Last month
>can't wait for the snow to come and have snowball fights
Today
>boooohooo it snows its cold I want to stay in bed all day

>attention
I signed up three different times and never got more than 2 girls
You use the script or something?

Anyone know why the script won't let me type in my password?

Because it doesnt work anymore.
Google Interpals QT Crawler.

thanks mate

Does it make me weird that I can't get Russian qts anymore?

Never used the script once and I only go seriously searching girls profiles once a week. I usually only message seriously if I see someone cute in my views or in the quick search. I don't consider myself very handsome or anything, nor do I think I can keep a good conversation.
Most recently I was sending complete joke messages to girls from certain countries not expecting responses and yet some actually want to keep talking and it makes absolutely no sense to me why.

Use the russian basta fren

Why did you reply to me?

damn dude nice.

But wait, so did things officially end with your Italian? Or was it more of a "let's be friends, fuck around, and have fun" type thing?

There's two foreigners in Spain
>t. Cornish lad with the Italian

Ohhh ok

Where is the other dude from

No idea. Truly an enigma.

by mistake

/ILoveKoreax3

Bump I guess, dead thread

Breddd nevr died :DDD

bump

Pauline78

with Verunka czech girl

even on that low quality you can notice bigfoot hair on her arms... disgusting

did u get your dick wet?

Sup, Wil Wheaton

What...

>her arms

thats my arm retard

with pauline ye

whats wrong buddy

very boring person

80% of these bitches are boring as fuck. I get bored really quickly

i met a very interesting french girl on the plane back. im really looking forward to date her

we brought her home and we kissed :)

The hair

i cant stop thinking about her . yesterday i was at the stripclub some girl wanted to fuck and i was like nah.. shes not greatest looking but so nice and so cute :)

the girl you met on the plane you kissed?

ohh kk thought u knew her lol

yesss :) i miss her already

>going out with people that sit on their phone the whole time

Ah well glad to hear you had fun over there. How's it feel being back in Canada?

She must be a big fan of The Guild and Tabletop

what??

im glad to be back . i was homesick and france was shit , czechia great.

you cuddled on the plane lmao

Dont be shy I know who you are already, I'm a big fan too.

lmao then she invited a czech guy and left with him. cucked af so i went home and called an escort for 2000 crown . btw Simona has an amazing ass

fuck yeah bro

what are u talking about

he thinks you're this guy

You're fucked dude
>spending 2000 crowns for sex with an escort
Lmao waste of money desu

>spending 2000 on guaranteed good sex instead of playing russian roulette with tinder
I dunno m8

I guess if you want to fuck some escort

I've still been harassing that SJW bitch from last night. I'm not sure if she's a troll but I'll post the convo. She keeps trying to convert me to feminism.

interpals.net/Kate_1993

Lets be honest

has anyone here actually gotten some Sup Forumsernational pussy using this shit?

God damn, you're still talking to her?

Dude she's nuts. Actually nuts. I tried to talk sense to her but she's too far gone

Lots of people have.

I've gotten a few hugs and a kiss at least

Yeah, she calmed down kind of and keeps trying to tell me things that aren't true and accuses me of mansplaining.

Yes I did

I know, she said the same shit to me yesterday. she's fucking looney.

There's been about a million /cp/ pregnancy scares and all sorts. There's even some Malaysian Chinese lad chopping wood over in Lithuania with his wife thanks to this shit

whoah are you me??

she is doing the same shit to me dude...

I thought those terms were a joke but they actual just parrot them

*rubs hands*

Ask her about her plans in London for the toppest of keks, she wants to just go over and party on her dad's money and ride the cock carousel

>There's been about a million /cp/ pregnancy scares and all sorts.
Lmao I'm still waiting to see if my qt is pregnant or not.

ok will do, she says I'm handsome and clever and shit

god, this norwegian cunt is dumb af. Hahahah. How can you send a nude video of you masturbating and then ask the guy if he is real?

You don't want for that mate, it is stressful as fuck, and I'd imagine it's worse somewhere like Czech Republic than somewhere in the civilised world.

Wrap up your dick bro

Look on google for some random Arab creep bedroom selfie and send her

i don't get this expression?

you mean put a condom on and go fuck?

Post vid my man

Yeah

Lmao and she called me a "White Privledged Male" yesterday

Fuck Canada

shes like 4-5 years older than me.

I would be down to fug and then yell maga at the end

omg she gave me the wrong number :(
i'll go see her in person tomorrow on my lunch break

It's not something I want right now but it's something I want in a few years but if it happens then it happens and Czech Republic isn't bad at all and the healthcare here is good.

I feel bad for you

Kellie Leitch will save us

wait this shit actually passed?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm sorry, Leaf

No matter. I will finish university.

Then I will get rich by starting a software company.

then I will dick around the Mediterranean on a yacht and obey only marine law.