/balt/ + /ausnz/

By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part thirty-five.

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only important post in this itt

anyone got a spare gf?

Thoughts?

elton john

i'm looking for gf too hmu

I can be ur gf

I'm here

why do you stop replying to me after giving me 1 reply

when can we expell this jew again?

I don't. I'm going to sleep soon. If you have anything important to tell me - you'd better hurry up :3

hmm something important

thoughts on liberal brainwashing that has poisoned the western civilization?

>again

I don't care. Cuz I'm a girl, all are care are cocks and monies ^^

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very good post and very good digits

excellent post and excellent digits

Mighty fine post... and gosh those pretty digits!

exquisite post with fantastic digits

Another excellent post, and the good numbers keep coming

Fellas, really great posts. Its just a shame about the digits.
Felt I had to give out some (You)s.

thank you my friend, you are very kind and your posts are truly great

No but I have a spare (You)

Good morning lads

good morning chap

>when youre finally free from the 3D woman jew
worst experience of my life
GFS are NOT worth it

how are you doing?

not bad, you?

Quite fine thanks. Going through some paper stuff then thinking of having breakfast, how about you?

>I'm sorry
aha bye bye )))

brewing coffee to be honest and just lurking on Sup Forums

Alrighty, any special plans for today?

nothing at all

Sounds pretty relaxing. Got nothing to watch or read?

nothing to watch but i will probably find something to read or listen to some music

Well if you're an anime fanatic watch something there or if you like regular series watch wayward pines or boardwalk empire, if you haven't. They're quite okay.

i accept

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thanks for the recommendations lad

i tried to get into anime (moe) but couldn't

Which one is which? Halp.

Most anime isn't really of my taste however some do have good stuff, in general my most liked series is natsume yuujinchou, really calm and enjoyable to watch along with tea and raisins and nuts as snack.

Nicky on the left, George on the right.

only anime worth watching is me killing myself live on periscope tonight

bad thoughts but good numbers

Nice digits but I hope you're joking about killing yourself

hey keep your /balt/ close and dont miss the happening

tbx killing myself AFTER i meet azusa

*rock me real slowly*

>tfw I will NEVER be an American and live in Montana
why live

why not? just join their military and become legal immigrant and then citizen

I've heard about that but I don't think they accept lithuanians

Nice digits and I hope you're serious about killing yourself

they do
they accept anyone
>self hating lithshits

The last time I completely pissed my pants I was 10 years old. I was in class doing a test and I thought I wouldn't be allowed to leave during it, so I tried to wait until after the test. I couldn't hold on and I ended up standing and running for the classroom door while pissing myself at full blast. Most of the class saw.

I got to the urinal but I had nothing left in me, it was all in my pants, so I cried in the bathroom for a few minutes while trying to dry them. Then I tried as best as I could to scrunch up the crotch area of my pants and pin it between my legs to hide the fact I pissed myself, and waddled back into class to sit at my table.

Shortly thereafter I realised I should have gone to the school office and gotten replacement pants and undies.

Who else /wetpants/ here?

autistic Asian nigger island

Haha d-did it in australia m-mate haha

I just leave this Conan-style movie here. Roman gladiator arrive in Chechnya and become local hero.

youtu.be/Iq9TdUlakPM

eeeh..?

should have just left for home at this point instead of going through the pain and humiliation of everyone seeing your wet crotch in class tee-bee-ejtsh

want to watch anime but wi-fi died in my school

I know that every time you post something, or change your IP, or whatever, you waste a little bit of your day
Instead of doing something to get out of this hole you dig yourself deeper and deeper into it
On one hand you're incredibly annoying while doing so, but on the other hand I know that your life gets a little more shit every single time you do it. Which is what makes me happy.

a bird just landed very briefly on the side of window, it's so amazing

it was me disguised as a bird

Was it a magpie? There is a magpie that always come to my window and bangs on the window and when I open it just goes in jumps around and then flies away for no reason.

>waste
if it brings me momentary joy, is it really wasted

shut the fuck up cunt
it was a great tit (heh), there's lots of them here

Lived 15 minutes drive from school man. No way I was walking home.

Tee bee eytch, in the last couple years past experiences like this don't make me cringe anymore.

>shut the fuck up cunt
uhhhh excuse me?

don't reply to me again
this one, also that is really amazing

think of it this way: doing a shot of heroin might give you momentary joy, but in the end you're gonna end up homeless in some roadside ditch.

@82
go fuck yourself you rude cunt

Brits and their silly names for birds. Great tit(lel). We call them Talgoxe, talg being fatty and oxe for being gluttony.

Why are /balt/ and /ausnz/ one thread?

hey sounds nice

It's a meme that has gone too far.

it's some sorta sick joke.

it's a fucked up story
basically /balt/ got cucked by newfriends

why not?

@93
no YOU go fuck yourself shitcunt
we call them ZylÄ—, no idea about the meaning behind this word to be honest

@47
fucking piece of shit go kill yourself motherfucker

@60
don't refer to me by @number anymore, just stop

@79
you can't even banter properly you fucking loser

@83
I'll banter your moms pussy you faggot

cut the crap

@05
shit banter, be more creative next time you boring bitch

@19
not as boring as your starfish mom

he started

good morning fellas

morning bud

@35
and you stick to that boring "banter"
i just think you're too dumb to think of anything else

Good morning!

@49
you're not much more creative

what is this new autism?

@86
way more than that shit you've been trying to sell as banter you fucking mongoloid
>hurr durr your mum
fucking embarassing

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

i'm scared right now

a drug influenced bmw driver just "flew" into a house in Viljandi.

fugin sig brah :DDDDD

do a doughie XD :DD

apparently a woman driver

Frau am Steuer, ungeheuer.