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I didn't ask to be born

>Shitterton
ahahahahahaahah

Bueno

youtube.com/watch?v=yY82p5Z6vGE

choon

ahh yes the boiler's broken

walking back and forth in the hallway because i can't think of anything better to do haha

I own a restaurant and buy all my ingredients from the local food bank lmao

WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL?

The Mexican is off his lead and is yammering about again lads

itt: we act like we don't want to be alive

she wants a man from brum

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come on guys help a plumber out we make a r9k on int thread

>mother says to use lotion to keep hands from cracking and getting dried up in winter
>apply lotion
>immediately break out in hives
Ah yes excellent advice you old bat

Honestly fantasise about kissing more than sex. Neither will ever happen though

>its name, which dates back at least a thousand years, means "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer"

dad?

Just realised how important it is to take care of your eyebrows

I like the Mexican desu

bad post

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what day is black Friday lads?

CHICANO AAAAAAAAAJ

Same day as Kwanza

this friday

>

I've reconsidered and the answer is no.

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Putting the ol 'made in the barnet

good lad

the town is clearly evidence of ancient Indians in Britain

Going to night

Hello

it's almost 8am lad

Nofap day 1: complete

wish it was warm all the time like in the southern usa

'sheed

>Stealing my gimmick

jorge

ugh yeah yeah fuck ugh ugh agh mmmh fuck fuck im taking back control, im taking back control, im-urghhhhHhhhHH

*brexits hard into the polish gf*

sorry babe hehe

wagwan rasclarts

Don't want to cry myself to sleep again lads

>thanksgiving in November
fuck off stupid yank

*punches you out*

goys can I boat across the channel if the communists win next year? History professor is shilling them in class again

big fan of pomade
reminder that short back and sides isn;t cool anymore
the Pompadour is coming back

guarantee i could destroy any of you in a rumble

>5 out of 10 Google suggested news results for Brexit are from the Guardian or the Independent

ah yes
completely objective i see

regretting all that republican nonsense now eh

why is only the Daily Star reporting on twitter child porn?

same, winter gets old fast and im usually only depressed in the winter

It was glorious until we started freezing to death in russia and pooland

nonce

what?

>southerners

>glorious

You aren't going to get in singing the praises of Boney lad

doing a listen
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Ey28GM7ug

naw I love taking nighttime winter walks
the heat gets old fast and I hate it

I'm still wearing shorts and a t-shirt rn

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/aug/13/twitter-failure-child-pornography

>No qualms about spending £15 on takeaway
>Debating all week whether to buy a £7 game or not

Leave the Royalists to me...

wagies don't post after 8, nets don't post until 11. it's a strange time

>the Pompadour is coming back

Must be great Christmas though

therapist at 12

I saw her on friday but she absolutely cannot wait to talk to me again
she's proper weird

might have to cave my own head in for being such a runt 2bh lads

In the first paragraph, is this reporter equating sexually abusing a child with being asked out for coffee when you don't want to?

What the fuck, Guardian.

ha ha why's that

wake up nets

show her your willy lad

Are Trump

No idea, we ran out of time and she was quick to schedule a new appointment.

just want a bf to cuddle

must be trying to fuck you 2bqh

haha remember that time parliament debated banning the future president of the united states of america from entering the uk

Buddhism has grown so much in the West that now over a third of British Buddhists are white, yet Buddhism is declining quickly in China.

At the same time, Christianity is rapidly declining in Britain and rapidly growing in China.

Are you prepared for the near future in which your children will grow up with Buddhism as the white person's religion and with Christianity seen as some foreign chinky faith???

>bonnie lad
>a young lad who is loved by mountain lads because of how chill he is
>his lad position has been usurped by some uncool not-lad old dude

might go for a run

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HAHAHAHA

What are your experiences with nofap?

I went 5 days without wanking and literally everything made me horny

don't get hit by a truck lol

watching "when the wind blows" lads
serious feels

Trump be trollin

sex was a lot quicker

*farts*

Are Nige is literally the only UK politician to endorse the President-Elect

>may forced to slap down this plebs stupid ideas
literally embarrassing

>buddhists vs muslims

It's on
youtube.com/watch?v=qvEBaAiy5b4

Proddies aren't Christian anyways
desu I think Buddhism is better than "mainstream" christianity though Christianity thought it far more developed and there's much more variety within the faith beyond the dull politically dominated mainstream.

going to work

don't have the will to live lads haha

>Proddies aren't Christian anyways

what are all these people going do do when he becomes president?
people all over are still acting like it wont happen or something.

I look forward to 2020 when all the people having autistic bitchfits about trump being literally Hitler reincarnated tryto prove they were right when he's done nothing but be a figurehead for a moderate, self-interested republican government.

No wars, no gulags, no mass deportations; no economic crash sending us back to the stone age. Just wealthy white people staying wealthy and maintaining the status quo

I don't get it. Why not drop a real bomb?

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37992322

Fuck sake

ahaha absolute banter by the RAF

they'll play their roles

May saying the UK has a "special relationship" with the US means nothing.

Presidents and Prime Ministers come and go. May and Trump could hate each others guts, but it doesn't matter because it's their duty to get along.

They knew it was fake, why waste the munitions?

It was basically a big middle finger to Nazis

bit of banter with the nazis

I agree, it's disgraceful the discrimination that female professional gamers have to suffer, and the reduced prize money women receive