UPCOMING EVENTS (May): 5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef) (((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST))) 5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek) (((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST))) 5/26: EFN 48: Moscow 5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito) 5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June): 6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) 6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy) 6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita) 6/17: ONE FC (TBA) 6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
Dana reminds me of an older 40 something version of a 20 somethin friend of mine
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>I saw some people talking shit on the internet today
Wyatt Miller
Lads there's chavs outside my house making noise. How do I sort them out? There's around 9 of them.
Josiah Anderson
We need Dana back like this ffs
Goofs need to be called out
Dominic Reyes
why is he so lean 2 months before a fight wtf
Thomas Smith
Eyepokes
Elijah Martin
Write 'Job Center Plus' on a towel and hang it from your window. they'll scatter like roaches
Brayden Morales
pizda
Noah Campbell
Pipebomb
Dylan Reyes
tell them that its a Sharia zone and that they should be careful
Caleb Morgan
Are chavs basically the English equivalent of wiggers?
Jaxson Thompson
Pull guard you goofball
Eli Cooper
alright so sage and his siblings are genetically engineered super soldiers
but why the long necks?
Ian White
They store protein in their necks that will be used in emergencies
Austin Sanchez
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Daniel Rodriguez
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Daniel James
Will there be any heem bro streaming lellator?
Lucas Sullivan
tactical periscopes
Ryan Long
So they can reach the taller branches in case of an apocalyptic event and leaves are all that's left, goof
Chase Mitchell
sage's sis neck looks shopped as fuck
Eli Morales
Clearly extra-terrestrials.
Angel Russell
My sides
Dominic Hill
Is this what the so called "inbreeding" looks like?
Daniel Gomez
His sister could deep throat a horse
Kayden Ortiz
Where did all the hues come from all of a sudden? I thought you all left when Silva lost
Brandon Peterson
Such vibrant eyes yet void of humanity.
Brody Morris
i never realised he had a tattoo...what a weirdly insignificant choice
Ayden James
You think a gorilla on your chest is a better choice, eh
Ethan Campbell
>tfw my boy wins gold tonight Is Melvin great? Nope. Is he good? Arguable. Should he be challenging for the MW title? Probably not. Has he been heemed viciously? Yes. But even after that I still want him to succeed. He's got that quality that guys like Rampage,Wand where even if they get brutally heemed they get back up. Then try their best to put on a spicy banger.
Bentley Baker
At least he stopped, black people with tattoos is just such a weird choice you can't see it most of the time anyways. By the way is there any fighter with nipple rings?
I got into a bar fight the other day, but no one wanted to get into my guard.
Did I win?
Juan Sanchez
>mayhem coming in 24lbs overweight >takes his shorts off what a goof
Luke Walker
By default yeah lad
Tyler Watson
If you were Joe Silva who would you match Paige Vanzant up with next?
Lincoln Brown
Use Stand Your Ground laws to your advantage
Henry Carter
Robbie Lawler.
Kevin Morgan
Is /heem/ the gayest general on Sup Forums?
William Davis
rip robbie's chin once and for all
Luis Jenkins
Anthony Pettis and Ben Henderson
Jordan Brooks
Rumble
Carter Collins
McMann McMeme Bork Cain
Anthony Scott
No you goof.
Adrian Gutierrez
no any soccer thread, just open up the catalog and it gets you in the mood to workout
Jordan Russell
desu I think we should stop being a general and go back to just /heem/
Every now and again just let the thread die, it's not like there's a constant need for MMA discussion or like it's a rapid world, we rarely see page 3 these days though Ridiculously active 2bh
Jose Moore
mEEELVIN
Xavier Lee
Never been to this board scared I might get the aids
Angel Nguyen
Ever been to /fa/ or /fit/? Sup Forums has a ton of Dick pics but those boards make it gayer.
Jacob Lopez
>we
Wyatt Johnson
Is Dominick Cruz gay?
IS RICH FRANKLIN GAY?
Samuel Gomez
Anyone else get really sexually aroused when watching fights?
I do, I always feel aroused, I feel it in my loins and throughout my body, I just feel the need to just fuck or do something, mostly sexual stuff
Multiple times I've been watchong a fight and just had to please myself after it was finished. I literally cannot contain myself, the ectstasy is so pure, LUST
Its all, just pure raw LUST. I remember after seeing Dos Anjos completely fucking demolish Pettis I could feel the testosterone flowing through my body, the passion, the domination, the brutality, all fueling my gonads and making me voracious, after I finished watching it I relieved myself through a massive climax, it was exhilarating
Leo James
Well all I went over there and just took a picture of the catalog. Fuck actually reading what any of them have to say.
Shut up goof. There have been numerous polls saying /heem/ has run the course. In every single strawpoll the people have voted. And all of them want /schaub/. If heem died right now I promise you /schaub/ would rise from the ashes. And Schaub would return to the UFC too.
Owen Morales
Oh yeah, compared to fucking who? Fili? RDA?
You anti-Conor faggots are so retarded sometimes. It's like you go out of your way to shit on the guy.
Nicholas Flores
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Aaron Perry
Cant wait for the Miller fight lads
Isaiah Hughes
It seems pretty devilish that everyone hates the Reebok deal but at the same time fighter earnings aren't talked about, just how shit Reebok is.
Charles Barnes
Earnings are fine, Reebok monopoly castrates fighters though
Matthew Stewart
based tbqhwyfamalam
Ryan Smith
Earnings are literally criminal, Reebok monopoly castrates fighters though
Jose Nguyen
Is this a copypasta?
I remember this post but it was so long ago,maybe 6 months
Well to the point,I do get paranoid as fuck when watching cards and want to heem people so badly for the next few days
Mason Gomez
no
Adrian Allen
18 year old victor belfort vs 18 year old mike tyson, mma rules, who wins?
both have a three month fight camp to prepare for the fight