/heem/: bam bam edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

NEWS:

>Mayhem out of Venator card
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru

>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis

>MMADIGEST update
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HEEM is funny, i've never seen a ''fanbase'' with so little respect for the competitors of their chosen ''sport''

1st for pupper

SHUT UP

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What time does the UFC card start?

WAIT

There's an dwarf fighting on Smellator tonight?

joe silva is a madman

Who has the p4p worst tattoos in MMA?

Sarah McMann has to be up there, right?

every tattoo '''''deserves the death penalty''''' (not literally but they're all fucking atrocities)

all of them, I root against the tattooed fighter by default.

conor looks especially retarded

well Cuckstaffson literally has a queen of spades tattoo so..

Post walk-out song.

youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

someday i will tattoo the word heem on my dick

It's the ace of spades, dumbfuck
The "death card"

Sage will be the worst when he'll have a UFC fight pass tattoo.

youtube.com/watch?v=RwRI7W5dclw

sure it is

*wink*

Here's your Friday night:

bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/20/11723068/mega-media-blitz-interviews-wilcox-thomas-bryant-morgan-snowden-martin-finley-sheehan-tth

>dat upper body movement
>dat X block

Another great french prospect, Dana sign him !

gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=z2ueqM-CKfQ

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only if it's 1 year old boys

youtube.com/watch?v=SAYq_xPVtp8

dana white is probably the worst person ever but that goof is funny af

French Cop vs Ngannou

Book it Joe Silva!

Do you enjoy metal?

Yes, very much so.

youtube.com/watch?v=bbtzvwKwql8

Thanks for your honest answer

youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU

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Remember to get your protein in today /fit/

Dana reminds me of an older 40 something version of a 20 somethin friend of mine

>I saw some people talking shit on the internet today

Lads there's chavs outside my house making noise. How do I sort them out? There's around 9 of them.

We need Dana back like this ffs

Goofs need to be called out

why is he so lean 2 months before a fight wtf

Eyepokes

Write 'Job Center Plus' on a towel and hang it from your window. they'll scatter like roaches

pizda

Pipebomb

tell them that its a Sharia zone and that they should be careful

Are chavs basically the English equivalent of wiggers?

Pull guard you goofball

alright so sage and his siblings are genetically engineered super soldiers

but why the long necks?

They store protein in their necks that will be used in emergencies

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Will there be any heem bro streaming lellator?

tactical periscopes

So they can reach the taller branches in case of an apocalyptic event and leaves are all that's left, goof

sage's sis neck looks shopped as fuck

Clearly extra-terrestrials.

My sides

Is this what the so called "inbreeding" looks like?

His sister could deep throat a horse

Where did all the hues come from all of a sudden? I thought you all left when Silva lost

Such vibrant eyes yet void of humanity.

i never realised he had a tattoo...what a weirdly insignificant choice

You think a gorilla on your chest is a better choice, eh

>tfw my boy wins gold tonight
Is Melvin great? Nope. Is he good? Arguable. Should he be challenging for the MW title? Probably not. Has he been heemed viciously? Yes. But even after that I still want him to succeed. He's got that quality that guys like Rampage,Wand where even if they get brutally heemed they get back up. Then try their best to put on a spicy banger.

At least he stopped, black people with tattoos is just such a weird choice you can't see it most of the time anyways.
By the way is there any fighter with nipple rings?

i would rather fight 12 gorillas than that savage

JUST

yes

some boxing

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I got into a bar fight the other day, but no one wanted to get into my guard.

Did I win?

>mayhem coming in 24lbs overweight
>takes his shorts off
what a goof

By default yeah lad

If you were Joe Silva who would you match Paige Vanzant up with next?

Use Stand Your Ground laws to your advantage

Robbie Lawler.

Is /heem/ the gayest general on Sup Forums?

rip robbie's chin once and for all

Anthony Pettis and Ben Henderson

Rumble

McMann
McMeme
Bork
Cain

No you goof.

no any soccer thread, just open up the catalog and it gets you in the mood to workout

desu I think we should stop being a general and go back to just /heem/

Every now and again just let the thread die, it's not like there's a constant need for MMA discussion or like it's a rapid world, we rarely see page 3 these days though
Ridiculously active 2bh

mEEELVIN

Never been to this board scared I might get the aids

Ever been to /fa/ or /fit/?
Sup Forums has a ton of Dick pics but those boards make it gayer.

>we

Is Dominick Cruz gay?


IS RICH FRANKLIN GAY?

Anyone else get really sexually aroused when watching fights?

I do, I always feel aroused, I feel it in my loins and throughout my body, I just feel the need to just fuck or do something, mostly sexual stuff

Multiple times I've been watchong a fight and just had to please myself after it was finished. I literally cannot contain myself, the ectstasy is so pure, LUST

Its all, just pure raw LUST. I remember after seeing Dos Anjos completely fucking demolish Pettis I could feel the testosterone flowing through my body, the passion, the domination, the brutality, all fueling my gonads and making me voracious, after I finished watching it I relieved myself through a massive climax, it was exhilarating

Well all I went over there and just took a picture of the catalog. Fuck actually reading what any of them have to say.

Shut up goof. There have been numerous polls saying /heem/ has run the course. In every single strawpoll the people have voted. And all of them want /schaub/. If heem died right now I promise you /schaub/ would rise from the ashes. And Schaub would return to the UFC too.

Oh yeah, compared to fucking who? Fili? RDA?

You anti-Conor faggots are so retarded sometimes. It's like you go out of your way to shit on the guy.

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Cant wait for the Miller fight lads

It seems pretty devilish that everyone hates the Reebok deal but at the same time fighter earnings aren't talked about, just how shit Reebok is.

Earnings are fine, Reebok monopoly castrates fighters though

based tbqhwyfamalam

Earnings are literally criminal, Reebok monopoly castrates fighters though

Is this a copypasta?

I remember this post but it was so long ago,maybe 6 months

Well to the point,I do get paranoid as fuck when watching cards and want to heem people so badly for the next few days

no

18 year old victor belfort vs 18 year old mike tyson, mma rules, who wins?

both have a three month fight camp to prepare for the fight