OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAME THREAD

Gee vs Quintana

Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Paulo Orlando (R) RF

White Sox
1. Adam Eaton (L) RF
2. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
3. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
4. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
5. Brett Lawrie (R) 2B
6. Avisail Garcia (R) DH
7. Alex Avila (L) C
8. Austin Jackson (R) CF
9. Tyler Saladino (R) SS

First Pitch 7:15

1st for Sup Forums

R O Y A L S

also 7:10 start my bad

>minsky's on the way

Oh to have better pizza than Shitcago.

dat awful stone shirt

You don't know the half of it.

Who Eir Aoi concert here?

>mfw chicago "pizza"

Dear god, fucking weeaboos.

Oh and uh GO Q!

It's basically lasagna. It's good, but it's not pizza.

Problem?

All the anime fucks are congregated downtown here in KC for Planet Comicon so GTFO of here.

KC used to have decent BBQ, now Joes is the only place left worth going to.

Arthur Bryants- good sauce, but the meat is fatty and niggerish
LC's- always has been trash, you're lucky if it's warm
Gates- barely above Arbys
BB's- sucks

>hud

DAT PLAY

SALADMAN

shove that in your ass meme first pitch swingcobar

>q39
>char bar
>lc's is still good u shit

Joe's is falling apart in my eyes recently. The Z-Man has less and less brisket on it now. Plus Q39 does it better.

rollins never again please
that was amazing

I was at LC's in September and got served cold food.

I will try q39 this year.

Nice 1-2-3 Q

Offense please

I was there in November and got served the freshest burnt ends of my life that tasted like sex. Best time to go is always game days of Chiefs/Royals.

holy fucking shit rollins/jackson/salad is not hitting second

if only abreu was actually still good though

>morales

so uh when is this guy gonna start to hit? it's been 40 games now

>dat hug

inb4 no runs

ree theres been 4 strikes this at bat

>jackson up with the bases loaded
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

John Danks should have some class and appropriate some of his 15 million to putting M&M Jacket Guy on the road and give him bonuses if he runs into Marlins Jacket Guy and kicks his ass.

doesn't hawk hate blackjack for some reason?

based One Dog

RIP gnome

Can someone make a webm or something of the prize shelf falling?

RIP GNOME

>these at-bats
Seriously, why

Don't you see enough monkeys, apes, and gorillas on the way to the game?

You are such a fucking pussy

melky stealthily sprayed some wd40 into hosmer's glove during the hug

>double barrel hot dog action

>a qt sox loli will never eat your hot dog

remember when Lawrie was good

>showing methed up lifelong Royal fans since 2014

Looks like we're gonna need a shutout to win this one

>this team still refuses to give q run support

>tfw quintana no decision with 0 ER incoming

DIS DEFENSE

time for meme magic...go hug someone now

I had to take a shit and shower, so I switched to the radio for a bit.

I would just like to make this moment to appreciate based WLS.
>no more shit quality
>no more constant ads for molly and jewstein
>WLS, probably the only radio station to destroy a genre of music and a baseball field in the same night

No one cares about your blog

I'm eating papaya right now, it's good as fuck

What are you guys snacking on?

Also:
>Gee

Medium lel

>this guy is still mad about disco

you faggot didn't hug anyone now Q's win might be in trouble...i hate everyone of you

>right down the middle
>strikeout
Why does the batting coach still have a job

>being this dense
No one cares about your autistic life, you daft ape

Baseball reasons.

omar

ALL

STAR

infante

Uh oh

BASED

ND confirmed

RIP

Q pls

welp

cain should have played basketball or tightend...what a waste on boreball. go hug someone please

CAIN?

i hate my life

BASED CUBAN BREAKFAST

And it's over

...

Starting to drip

fuck, I'll just go back to bed

that girl's eating good tonight

KILL YOURSELVES...you of little faith. just one hug is all that the magic requested

lel im a royals fan and that was a ball by a mile

>6 strike outs looking

wew lad sox

>just watching as you get struck out
I wish I had a picture to describe how fucking angry I am right now

Get Q the fuck out of there already, they obviously figured something out last inning/the inning before

>And Ventura decreed "He can keep going", as the royals advance the baserunners

drip drip drip drip

The bullpen picking up where it left off I see

wtf kek

>avila

That's it for me, one game down. Maybe we'll just get swept completely in this 11 game stretch against the division and all hope can be over.

april was fun

>I predict the sox will have runners in scoring position and then refuse to score more runs

>soria

WEW

sounds about right

Ta. Da.

...

Cool play desu

Redeemed.

EsoGOD

>11 LOB
>6 struck out looking
>ventura still has a job
Every time I hope they'll turn it around, they find new ways to destroy it

Somebody shoot this fucking umpire

...

abreu needs a day off

>mocking the authenticator
they'll rue the day

They really do find new ways to be awful

This game went from "fucking hate everything" to "hey, this isn't shitty at all!"