/NFL/ General - Elite RB Edition

MIA:Ajayi has 'separated' from Dolphins other RBs
FA:Pats show 'preliminary' interest in A. Foster
CHI:John Fox suggests he'll use 'hot hand' at RB
FA:Saints sign Barth to compete with Forbath
JAC:Jalen Ramsey suffers 'small meniscus tear'
ATL:Vic Beasley moving to strong-side linebacker
FA:RapSheet: Fitz, Jets want deal prior to OTAs
CLE:RG3 approaching offseason as if he is starter
LAR:Rams take 1-year flier on DT Dominique Easley
IND:Moncrief recovering from turf toe operation
SD:Chargers claim Zach Mettenberger off waivers
PHI:Doug Pederson calls Sam Bradford 'the guy'

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animeme raiders

>fumbdullah
>elite

>Canadian OPs
Lions are going 5-11 and there isnt anything you can do about it.

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It's between large and x-large
Large is 44 and x-large is 48

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Lions are winning an owl this year and there is nothing you shitposters can do about it

no

Shitposters no, but some others might have something to do about it.

>There are people who don't believe the Lions are elite

the roster is pretty weak.

>there is even a single person who believes the Lions are even above average
I dont even believe such a person exists.

Why is he wearing a Packers helmet?
Is he
some sort
of
Cuck?

they have been to less conference championship games than the jags

What are some examples of heterosexual NFL quarterbacks?

Pic related

quarterbacks of the 2005 draft class

But what if he likes watching his wife take black cock?

Fratty Matty "hey bro toss me a natty" Stafford

Phillip Rivers is all-time goat

Still straight, just a cuck. Everyone likes watching chicks get pounded by huge dicks.

>no children
Rivers family

>select all images with rivers
check'em

First for Toxins, just cause.

>not having kids makes you gay

Literally what? If anything it's like rivers is trying too hard to prove he isn't gay by having so many kids. See, I can make retarded arguments.

Derek Carr

That means Cromartie is the gayest nigga in the league.

Is Phil gonna retire a Charger? Will the Chargers ever live up to the effort Phil gives them?

Staffords just a bro. Rivers is a man.

Yes, he will.

No, they won't.

They let Seau down, too.

Kek

Seriously though, I wonder how much child support he isn't paying

hey Sup Forums

Seau would have won a superbowl if a certain autistic child hadn't meddled.

Hey powerbottom

And they say autism doesn't kill people.

Or if Steve Young hadn't dropped 6 bombs.

Fuck you, Steve.

espn.go.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/23678/no-hail-mary-needed-packers-crush-lions-on-twitter-with-one-good-tweet

Where were you when Detroit got ABSOLUTELY SHAT ON?

Maybe Seau should of done his job than,

Lions are a fun team to watch to be honest

Or maybe the other teams could give a man a nigga a break.

I mean it worked when Peyton Manning asked for it.

>MIA:Ajayi has 'separated' from Dolphins other RBs

What does this mean? Is he doing well and separated by skill or is he isolating himself emotionally from the rest of the RBs?

he's succesfully undergone mitosis

He was dating them and decided it was getting too serious.

They do everything spectacularly, managing to pull out insane wins at the last second or explode in such a fiery train wreck that you can't look away. It's good entertainment no matter what.

it means they have shit rb's

You mean cytokinesis, mitosis is just separation of the chromosomes.

passive aggressive social media fights are lthe new internet arguments, no matter who 'wins' they both come out looking like fucking retards.

just like Sup Forums

yeah that, biology class was over a decade ago. neither are technically right but it was enough for my lame joke

youtube.com/watch?v=aRfriRsULMs

Is he done?
Is the FB position in the NFL done?

Don't the Ravens or 49ers still use one?

don't worry the super bowl champs are bringing it back

youtube.com/watch?v=akWM0jBf5Qk

>Is the FB position in the NFL done?

No, it's just not as important as it used to be.

Not anymore, Bruce got moved to TE

It never died

Maybe, 33 is pushing it

No, pic related

Stop letting this canacuck make threads. The Lions are not good and have no elite players.

youtu.be/rIoQOEw7hZI
youtu.be/YeTNXiXov-8

I want to save thousands of leafblower pics just for him, but I'm not autistic enough, maybe one day.

it's been done

the best ones in the league now play like 20% of offensive snaps

joe flacco

>his team doesn't have THE greatest wide receivers coach of all time, Al Saunders

Cle will bring the second coming of the greatest show on turf.

cap it.

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Jameis Winston
Big Ben

And get shit on when they don't have a defense to stop real offenses.

>That emo-ass song for the second video

is he the heath ledger of the NFL?

>gives a bretty gud performance his entire career
>dies
>everyone exaggerates his career into something better than it actually was

It's just about having respect, don't be an autist.

he was one of the funnest defensive players to watch

you're a meme if you don't like seau, even if he played for the pats

Heath Ledger's Joker deserves the praise.

>Seau in the foreground wearing a Pats uni
>Chargers player in the background
>this was the last time they spoke as friends

>FA:Pats show 'preliminary' interest in A. Foster

holy mackerel imagine foster, lewis and edelgoat on 3rd down.

Heath Ledger's Joker was actually pretty damn good imo, I didnt even know he was dead until a year after a saw the movie.

Seau isn't the most overrated player of all time.

That honor belongs to Bo Jackson

There's a fine line between respect and pity-exaggeration. You can't say that when some stars die, that pity and fear of offense don't play a factor in remembering that person's career.

In many instances people's lives and accomplishments are exaggerated or cherry picked after they die because no one wants to remember the average or bad stuff.

When I die, I don't want people saying stuff like, "he was full of potential," or , "he was so kind-hearted and intelligent and thoughful," or any bullshit like that. I will specifically write in my will that I don't want a fancy funeral. I want my body either donated to science, or cremated and the ashes dumped where they can be useful. Either way, no pomp and circumstance, no tears, no cherry picking of my life to try and make me seem like I was any better than I actually was. If the people close to me in my life want to do some sort of remembrance thing, they need to include everything that made me who I was: the good, the bland, and the bad.

They should remember me for who I was, not who they thought I was, who they thought I could be, or who they wanted me to be.

Anyway, I'm done with that rant. Carry on.

I think you're missing the point that 'remembering' someone is always idealized. That's just the way humans with functioning social skills are.

I'm pretty sure that that WAS my point. I just unnecessarily used more words.

>huge
>black
One

Rodgers

Yeah I know, it was shit.

Yes, except Heath's Joker was great, as was Seau's career. That and it's about respect. All those hits left him so fucked up he killed himself. That's pretty fucking scary and heartbreaking.

He died years after he retired from his ridiculously long career.


Ledger died in the peak of his

>Bo Jackson
That would be the most underrated, though.

>Technology

Wew

That's pretty cool 2bh

Thats hard as shit

>robots will soon replace athletes

>Yes, I am here to save the Patriots once Tom dies

>robots will soon replace hookers

>robots will soon replace 3DPD
Already happening.

No replies in an hour. Let's talk about Pokemon.

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>Gayquaza

The Lions aren't elite.
Please stop.

Brett Favre: 297 consecutive starts and sent dick pics to a woman.
Rivers: 7 children.

The former.
He is the favorite to start so far, which means shit.

People won't stop lining up at the position. But today's league demands that you be able to catch out of the backfield. And being able to catch makes fullbacks inseparable from tight ends.

Carrmeleon evolves into Carrizard in the winter of 2017.

Can anyone recommend a good surround sound system?

I can go as high $130
Looking for 100-150+Watt
EQ and RCA/AUX outs
Preferable not Bluetooth/Wireless

Hmm you might want to try