Be British Empire

>Be British Empire
>Colonise India
>Portugal follows us and colonises Goa

>Be British Empire
>Colonise Hong Kong
>Portugal follows us and colonised Macau

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>Be British Empire
>Colonise South Africa
>Portugal follows us and colonises South West Africa (later Namibia)

so what, leave us alone!!!
No moe bully Sup Forums, we have suffered enough

>Be British Empire
>Colonise North America
>Portugal follows us and colonises South America

Everywhere you find a British colony, there will be a Portuguese colony not far behind

>Be British Empire
>suck at history

>Be Macau
>His ''''country'''' is literally just a big casino

And that's why we have the best welfare system in China.

I am totally OK with this.

>Shitting Macau on """""""relevancy"""""""""
Stfu, Macau is fun China. Let those no-fun-allowed Hong Cucks whine about Muh Autonomy or some shit.

I remember learning about Macau and HK's existences as colonies during elementary school and about how they were bound to come back to China in the coming years. My schoolbooks made it sound like such a momentous happening, so did the news when those moments actually came.

It was just a joke Deturte, pls don't behead me. I love Macau really.

Angola*

Namibia was German and the stage of the first holocaust.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Island_Concentration_Camp

>be british
>read history book like you read manga

we did it first faggot

And the market of illegal goods. As far as I remember, there was a huge piracy problem in the middle of XX century

hmm

>Be British Empire
>Colonise Gibralter
>Portugal follows us and colonises Galicia

That is long time ago.
All the gangs in Macau find out that they can make shit tons of money in Casino.
That mean they don't have to waste time on smuggling or blackmail anymore.

By the way, do people remember any tales about Madame Wong? Or was she a fictional character invented by John Laffin?

your first colonies in india were a gift from us fuck off

>Madame Wong
Never heard of this name.

Hey, are you called PORTugal because you need a load of ports for all the ships that went out colonising and building the Portugese empire?

Are you called briTAIN because your teeths are so ugly, that they weren't allowed to be spelt teeth?

dmitry-a.livejournal.com/13280.html
Here's the original article in english and it's russian translation.

(unintelligible) stay mad cuckmark

Why did brits get so butthurt? It would be perfect

There was some famous chief pirate in Macao.
But this one you mention is totally false.
Pirate problem is solved before 19 century.