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pooicide edition

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... Kitchen Selfie ...

thanks lynx

aussie editions are normally quality
yank and leaf editions though... yuck

how much of a vapid normie do you have to be to have never considered suicide

>DUDE just talk about your feelings, that'll fix everything

>spend the rest of your life locked up in a psych ward or bouncing in and out of one agonizing to die every day

versus

>ending your beyond hellish existence

hmm pretty hard choice

suicide is not a joke, stop.

thanks

...

don't get this talking gimmick

as if talking about your real, actual problems is going to somehow make them disappear

suicide is a joke, continue!

a problem shared is a problem halved

your mum's shit

doing a poo

Quite upset at just how many animals are ravenous murderers

Think the U.N. should begin a program to ween things like lions and hyenas off meat and onto a plant-based diet

It'll both help their own health and promote growth amongst the animals currently lower down on the food chain, many of which face extinction currently

pokemon sun is still in Princess Royal RDC London lads

get a9lh paki

>hey bro, I don't have enough money for my rent
>a problem shared is a problem halved
>suddenly my rent is magically half of what it was

Are you considered to be suicidal if you're not actually trying to kill yourself, but you're being deliberately reckless.

Like; "I don't care if this next line kills me or not"

you're my problem

now what?

reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/5drww5/blindboy_on_the_late_late_what_young_irish_men/

What young men need is feminism

>19 IQ master tard

no

remember rappin duke? du-ha du-ha

>bro

FOY

that's called being edgy

t. edgemaster

It depends how dangerous what you are doing is.

if you are doing drugs like crazy to ruin yourself, I would count it as such.

self destructive behaviour =/= being suicidal

need to spice up my wank life

thinking about stick me knob in the hoover

the lack of a free market is why this suicide problem exists

>hurr womyn dont pay me interest
>HURR DUR HURRR FEMINISM NARRATIVE

grow up.

stop being an autistic tripfag

also kys

bit tired

Do you respect God?

Do you respect all Human Life?

Do you respect the Family?

Do you respect Property?

Do you respect Animal Rights?

Do you respect the Law?

Because if you do, that will make you a Conservative my son!

the so-called man who walks the walk

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doing a poo

legitimately

So it's all about respecting Capital Letters, got it

good post

Alright wet bois?

>Do you respect God?

>Do you respect the Family?

>Do you respect Property?

same 2bh

first poo of the day for me

theage.com.au/victoria/jewish-group-cries-foul-over-one-nation-senators-obscene-antisemitism-claims-20161122-gsumvl.html
>Bloke said a Jewish-dominated council was anti-Semitic for not letting him speak at an event he was invited to by a Jewish group
>Their response was literally just "dude 6 million jews died"

SCREECH'N

/r/ireland is the most lefty shitehole I've ever seen

>first
yank diets

The only redeeming thing about Aussies it that they aren't pakis.

Prove me wrong.

>/r/eddit is the most lefty shitehole I've ever seen
ftfy

Can't say you lads have the same redeeming quality

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The only redeeming thing about pakis it that they aren't Aussies.

Prove me wrong.

disgusting slug of a creature

listening to panic! at the disco

Jews, you say?

“GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW”
―Timothy James Byrne, c. 2016

grow up, nothing wrong with being left, get with it you hatred, angst filled faggot.

Are you against Sexual Deviancy?

Are you Patriotic?

Are you Religious?

Do you resist the temptations of drugs and gambling?

Because if you do, that will make you a Conservative my son!

>not pooing more than once a day

Literally a sign of being in poor health

Literal Rasheedisms

yes
yes
no
no and yes

literally alt-rasheedism

yes
yes
no
yes
maybe

i don't want to interact with anyone who defines themselves by their political position

can i post here

i don't want to interact with smelly bogans

I don't x

ye
ye
nah
nah

*shuts the curtains*
*whispers*
oi lads, lads... there's that fat cunt outside again, just keep quiet for a bit and he'll go

>bogan

FOA

338

not under any circumstances

i've never considered suicide and im far from being normie

why would i kill myself when i have lots of anime, manga and videogames to look forward too? plus i enjoy my time spent posting on the chon, all of that makes up for my lack of any sort of social life in my eyes

how have you never pondered the idea of suicide? you must not think too much

Yes
Yes
Militant atheist
Yes

think my therapist wants to bang me

>man who has everything in life provided for him is living a happy life

oh wow

I'm an alt-rightist

they went shit after pretty odd

>when the gf leaves and i can empty my bowels

ahhh yes

enjoy your restraining order

>Militant atheist

there's no honesty in psychiatry

it's a scummy profession

>tell your shrink how you actually feel
>get locked up

thus you must deny all suicidal ideation if you value your freedom

oh m8 thought you meant like actually wanting to kill yourself, i mean sure i've thought about what it'd feel like to an hero, and what would happen to my family

are you projecting or just assuming?

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that is only america

Did this when I was younger desu

They'd always ask "Do you ever think of suicide?" and I knew if I said "Yes" once I'd be in hospital for weeks or months
Jokes on them I came close to it on more than one occasion haha

Is Finland a good place lads

>i have lots of anime, manga and videogames to look forward too? plus i enjoy my time spent posting on the chon

making a pretty astute observation methinks

>psychiatry
literally jew shit

come have a half hour chat for the very low fee of £100

It is better to have your own empire than be subservient to somebody else's

and there is nothing wrong with not wanting to be subservient to another country's empire

x

You could do worse but it's still the worst of the Nordics

>Ireland is pink

> I knew if I said "Yes" once I'd be in hospital for weeks or months

not true btw

there is some merit to behavioral therapists but the rest are frauds who can fuck off

t. chronically anxious autist

my life is pretty easy i'll give you that, but i provide for myself, and there's plenty of time to engage in my hobbies when i'm not wageslaving

I got the fit Polish lady who works downstairs in Secret Santa, any ideas lads?

>eastern america is too

Are you really so dense that you can't understand the difference between an empire and a political union?

the only thing wrong with the top image is that there are a couple places that are still grey

>women will ignore this