pooicide edition
/brit/
/balt/
... Kitchen Selfie ...
thanks lynx
aussie editions are normally quality
yank and leaf editions though... yuck
how much of a vapid normie do you have to be to have never considered suicide
>DUDE just talk about your feelings, that'll fix everything
>spend the rest of your life locked up in a psych ward or bouncing in and out of one agonizing to die every day
versus
>ending your beyond hellish existence
hmm pretty hard choice
suicide is not a joke, stop.
thanks
...
don't get this talking gimmick
as if talking about your real, actual problems is going to somehow make them disappear
suicide is a joke, continue!
a problem shared is a problem halved
your mum's shit
doing a poo
Quite upset at just how many animals are ravenous murderers
Think the U.N. should begin a program to ween things like lions and hyenas off meat and onto a plant-based diet
It'll both help their own health and promote growth amongst the animals currently lower down on the food chain, many of which face extinction currently
pokemon sun is still in Princess Royal RDC London lads
get a9lh paki
>hey bro, I don't have enough money for my rent
>a problem shared is a problem halved
>suddenly my rent is magically half of what it was
Are you considered to be suicidal if you're not actually trying to kill yourself, but you're being deliberately reckless.
Like; "I don't care if this next line kills me or not"
you're my problem
now what?
reddit.com
What young men need is feminism
>19 IQ master tard
no
remember rappin duke? du-ha du-ha
>bro
FOY
that's called being edgy
t. edgemaster
It depends how dangerous what you are doing is.
if you are doing drugs like crazy to ruin yourself, I would count it as such.
self destructive behaviour =/= being suicidal
need to spice up my wank life
thinking about stick me knob in the hoover
the lack of a free market is why this suicide problem exists
>hurr womyn dont pay me interest
>HURR DUR HURRR FEMINISM NARRATIVE
grow up.
stop being an autistic tripfag
also kys
bit tired
Do you respect God?
Do you respect all Human Life?
Do you respect the Family?
Do you respect Property?
Do you respect Animal Rights?
Do you respect the Law?
Because if you do, that will make you a Conservative my son!
the so-called man who walks the walk
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doing a poo
legitimately
So it's all about respecting Capital Letters, got it
good post
Alright wet bois?
>Do you respect God?
>Do you respect the Family?
>Do you respect Property?
same 2bh
first poo of the day for me
theage.com.au
>Bloke said a Jewish-dominated council was anti-Semitic for not letting him speak at an event he was invited to by a Jewish group
>Their response was literally just "dude 6 million jews died"
SCREECH'N
/r/ireland is the most lefty shitehole I've ever seen
>first
yank diets
The only redeeming thing about Aussies it that they aren't pakis.
Prove me wrong.
>/r/eddit is the most lefty shitehole I've ever seen
ftfy
Can't say you lads have the same redeeming quality
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The only redeeming thing about pakis it that they aren't Aussies.
Prove me wrong.
disgusting slug of a creature
listening to panic! at the disco
Jews, you say?
“GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW”
―Timothy James Byrne, c. 2016
grow up, nothing wrong with being left, get with it you hatred, angst filled faggot.
Are you against Sexual Deviancy?
Are you Patriotic?
Are you Religious?
Do you resist the temptations of drugs and gambling?
Because if you do, that will make you a Conservative my son!
>not pooing more than once a day
Literally a sign of being in poor health
Literal Rasheedisms
yes
yes
no
no and yes
literally alt-rasheedism
yes
yes
no
yes
maybe
i don't want to interact with anyone who defines themselves by their political position
can i post here
i don't want to interact with smelly bogans
I don't x
ye
ye
nah
nah
*shuts the curtains*
*whispers*
oi lads, lads... there's that fat cunt outside again, just keep quiet for a bit and he'll go
>bogan
FOA
338
not under any circumstances
i've never considered suicide and im far from being normie
why would i kill myself when i have lots of anime, manga and videogames to look forward too? plus i enjoy my time spent posting on the chon, all of that makes up for my lack of any sort of social life in my eyes
how have you never pondered the idea of suicide? you must not think too much
Yes
Yes
Militant atheist
Yes
think my therapist wants to bang me
>man who has everything in life provided for him is living a happy life
oh wow
I'm an alt-rightist
they went shit after pretty odd
>when the gf leaves and i can empty my bowels
ahhh yes
enjoy your restraining order
>Militant atheist
there's no honesty in psychiatry
it's a scummy profession
>tell your shrink how you actually feel
>get locked up
thus you must deny all suicidal ideation if you value your freedom
oh m8 thought you meant like actually wanting to kill yourself, i mean sure i've thought about what it'd feel like to an hero, and what would happen to my family
are you projecting or just assuming?
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that is only america
Did this when I was younger desu
They'd always ask "Do you ever think of suicide?" and I knew if I said "Yes" once I'd be in hospital for weeks or months
Jokes on them I came close to it on more than one occasion haha
Is Finland a good place lads
>i have lots of anime, manga and videogames to look forward too? plus i enjoy my time spent posting on the chon
making a pretty astute observation methinks
>psychiatry
literally jew shit
come have a half hour chat for the very low fee of £100
It is better to have your own empire than be subservient to somebody else's
and there is nothing wrong with not wanting to be subservient to another country's empire
x
You could do worse but it's still the worst of the Nordics
>Ireland is pink
> I knew if I said "Yes" once I'd be in hospital for weeks or months
not true btw
there is some merit to behavioral therapists but the rest are frauds who can fuck off
t. chronically anxious autist
my life is pretty easy i'll give you that, but i provide for myself, and there's plenty of time to engage in my hobbies when i'm not wageslaving
I got the fit Polish lady who works downstairs in Secret Santa, any ideas lads?
>eastern america is too
Are you really so dense that you can't understand the difference between an empire and a political union?
the only thing wrong with the top image is that there are a couple places that are still grey
>women will ignore this