So going to lose my virginity to a escort soon, but was wondering...

So going to lose my virginity to a escort soon, but was wondering, when they come over what's the process before you get straight to fucking?

>being so pathetic that you lose your virginity to a prostitute
Kek

>Implying anyone here knows.
There are a lot of tutorials online, though.

> giving up on wizardry
wew lad

that's just fucking pathetic

You pay her money, you take off your clothes, she sucks your dick, you fuck her

that's how it goes

1. Free benis.
2. Dress it with condom.
3. Put benis into vagina.

>get naked
>pretend to suffer a stroke
>lie on the ground while the prostitute runs away

Make sure she doesn't steal from you.

Don't go for one over the age of 21.

Preferably secretly record it.

When she comes in just say hi, take her to where you set up your secret video camera and exchange the money then ask her to suck your cock. The rest is self explanetary

I do because I did it a couple of times, see:

Why is it pathetic? If I'm still a virgin in 4 years when I'm 25 I'm also gonna lose it to a prostitute.

Make her know you are a virgin. If she finds you cute she may take some pride in putting some effort

Make her drop her pants and hand it to you like a sissie

The moment she steps inside your little nest of love, grab her by the pussy.

She touches you and you prematurely ejaculate

make love with her and watch her cry and try and run away
missionary with a lot of kissing
YEEEAAH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH
YYOURE GONNA SHOOT CUUUUM
Youre gonna shoot CUUUUUUUUM

> Ex-planetary.

Good one binbro. Prolly true.

Ask her if she's a cop first. They have to tell you.

Point a gun at her if she won't tell you.

Make sure to have the eggs ready beforehand

only in the shartia

Eggs