Pokalfinale Pre-Match thread
Get in here Germans and other plastic Ameribros
Pokalfinale Pre-Match thread
Get in here Germans and other plastic Ameribros
Who bayern lifelong here?
/bundes/ is the pre-match thread, silly foreign girls
Lifelong Bayer ultra from Meck-Pomm here.
Who B/a/yern here?
I grew up on Munich. Still have my elber jersey and my matthaus jersey.
The black Elber jersey?
Wish Obama wouldn't choke against Buyern for once tßh. Realistically, >we are going to lose 1-0 or something.
I grew up in Rostock, still have my Podolski and Neuer kits.
The People's Club against Corporate Football FC
The red one. I'll try to find it and take a pic
I'm 99% sure it's like the one
Let's be honest, "the people" is just a euphemism for "dumb masses".
>Generals
Que se foda a Alemanha para ser honesto Senpaiília.
I wouldn't really call Bayern "The People's Club", Denmark.
ai se eu te pego
NOSSA NOSSA
What time? TIME/ TIMEEEEEEE
assim você me mata
Hello
When does it start lids?
Fuck Dortmund.
Bochum for life
TIEF IM WESTEN
srsly tho, Boycum a shit. Siding with Buyern cause they're tired of getting cucked by Dortmund and Schalke. Betaboys of the Revier.
>grabbing his balls
What did he mean by this?
20:00 CEST
3 bongs and 35 bings from now.
>tuchel mis cohones
P U L I S I C
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>lost 4 of 5 cup finals under Pep with super cups included
>no Robben, no Götze, unfit Boateng
>Pep and Alaba mentally already at City
>Ribery back in lazy mode now that it's certain he doesn't make the french squad
Just give Dortmund the cup already tbqh.
I can't wait for mad Bauern fans whistling Pep on his last game.
Bayern have the ref though
doubt it, if bayern loses they only have the league, which is nothing to them. bayern wants it as much if not more as dortmund does.
I wish hertha was here..
Now I just hope it'll be a good football, maybe Pep should win the cup, it's his last match after all
>with super cups included
Nice meme cup you got there, but in reality nobody cares for the Marco Reus Pokal
is alaba confirmed?
poor marco tbqh
like in the championsleague final and dfb final.
this not given hummels goal still hunts me, fuck this buyern have so much luck with refs in important games.
Is Pal Dardai regarded as a god in Hungary?
here
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>Alaba mentally already at City
uhh you dont get to bring friends.
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LGTSS
>poop
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>Pep "what do you mean Messi isn't here to bail me out" Guardiola
>even remotely competent
o i am smiling
I'm just here for the Hummels drama though
>fraud
will never get tired of casuals thinking three straight CL semis is not an accomplishment, not even gonna mention the domestic success
>domestic success
Hahahahajajajajajajajahahahahaha
>winning the bayernsliga
>worth a shit
>mfw my autism gets triggered
prediction:
minute 33
>goal for dortmund
minute 87
>goal for bayern
>Duselbayern Duselbayern Duselbayern
>Duselbayern Duselbayern Duselbayern
>Duselbayern Duselbayern Duselbayern
minute 113
>goal for dortmund
>domestic success
>bundesliga
AHAHAHAH!!
>Schalke
Good to see Bayern is with Marco Fritz again. Maybe their MVP player tonight t.b.h.
pretty much, because he doesn't shit around with lies and cliches , he always sets a goal (for ex.: we'll get 4 points of two next games) and he can accomplish it, or even do better.
also everybody likes him because he started our campaign of finally being in Euro Cup (or World Cup), and when he was player he always gave 100%.
Actually hungarian football is following a "german" way now to getting successful again. Dardai (because he spent his professional life in Ger), Bernd Storck (our new NT coach), Möller, Thomas Doll (he works in Ferencvaros and he builded a pretty good team).
Bayern are literally nazis. Everyone should root for Dortmund.
>muh nadziehs
>hurr durr
What's next? Voting for Green or Lefties?
dubs and bayern wins 1-0 with a cheeky muller penulty
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Lel. Are they already selling those?
>Müller in an pre-game interview: I wish I could speak Polish like Lewa
He would have been shot for that statement some 70 years ago t.b.h.
This is a joke, right?
He should be shot now
Buyern stopping their "we wuz jooish n sheiiit" propaganda would actually make them more likeable, man.
FC BAYERN IS THE BEST BVB EATS ONLY SHIT!
If Tuchel wins tonight will Klopp's achievements be tarnished by virtue of all the cup finals he lost with Dortmund?
Nah.
But Klopp won titles with Dortmund. He won a cup his final with a worse Dortmund side didn't he?
First final*
>because Dortmund isn't full of Nazi-Hools
at least there's one more der classico for potential pep spaghetti before >next year
klopp lot 3 cup finals with dortmund and two of these were thanks to refball and he still won 3 titles with them while tuchel has won nothing so far
Scared of people content with the colour of their skin, Maximilian-Malte?
how many bings/bongs
underrated post t.b.h.
30 bings
that's a nice picture
Thank (you) very much Robben.
I have absolutely nothing going on right now, why should I watch this?
wena nido
Because Poop vs. TSUUUchel
I have no idea what that means.
Watch a film instead.
It's TAKTIK-Tuchel VS Meme-Pep
Weekends are for flicks
Pepsi Gladiator vs. Thomas "Taktikfuchs" Rommel, man.
It's fucking Fraud Plebiola against Tacticool Tom!
stream? only espn mexico here
>inb4 Refball
Farmer cunts cant beat Dortmund without refball.
Saturday evenings are for black/white. Thinking La Dolce Vita
Can i watch the game on ZDF germanbruders?
There's a livestream on ard.de
What are you drinking Sup Forums?
Having a Grapefruit Weizen here. Quite fruity. I like it.
Dirtmund will jon in honor of kluppy
who /dortmundplastic/ here?
right here
FALLE
This performance was so touching.
FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE VATERLAND
this is so much classier than that FA crap
>that dortmund shirt
holy 90s batman!
MATCH THREAD, GET IN IN HERE
Thx bro, i can also receive ARD so its no problem