Pokalfinale Pre-Match thread

Pokalfinale Pre-Match thread

Get in here Germans and other plastic Ameribros

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Who bayern lifelong here?

/bundes/ is the pre-match thread, silly foreign girls

Lifelong Bayer ultra from Meck-Pomm here.

Who B/a/yern here?

I grew up on Munich. Still have my elber jersey and my matthaus jersey.

The black Elber jersey?

Wish Obama wouldn't choke against Buyern for once tßh. Realistically, >we are going to lose 1-0 or something.

I grew up in Rostock, still have my Podolski and Neuer kits.

The People's Club against Corporate Football FC

The red one. I'll try to find it and take a pic

I'm 99% sure it's like the one

Let's be honest, "the people" is just a euphemism for "dumb masses".

>Generals

Que se foda a Alemanha para ser honesto Senpaiília.

I wouldn't really call Bayern "The People's Club", Denmark.

ai se eu te pego

NOSSA NOSSA

What time? TIME/ TIMEEEEEEE

assim você me mata

Hello

When does it start lids?

Fuck Dortmund.

Bochum for life

TIEF IM WESTEN

srsly tho, Boycum a shit. Siding with Buyern cause they're tired of getting cucked by Dortmund and Schalke. Betaboys of the Revier.

>grabbing his balls

What did he mean by this?

20:00 CEST

3 bongs and 35 bings from now.

>tuchel mis cohones

P U L I S I C
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>lost 4 of 5 cup finals under Pep with super cups included
>no Robben, no Götze, unfit Boateng
>Pep and Alaba mentally already at City
>Ribery back in lazy mode now that it's certain he doesn't make the french squad

Just give Dortmund the cup already tbqh.

I can't wait for mad Bauern fans whistling Pep on his last game.

Bayern have the ref though

doubt it, if bayern loses they only have the league, which is nothing to them. bayern wants it as much if not more as dortmund does.

I wish hertha was here..
Now I just hope it'll be a good football, maybe Pep should win the cup, it's his last match after all

>with super cups included
Nice meme cup you got there, but in reality nobody cares for the Marco Reus Pokal

is alaba confirmed?

poor marco tbqh

like in the championsleague final and dfb final.
this not given hummels goal still hunts me, fuck this buyern have so much luck with refs in important games.

Is Pal Dardai regarded as a god in Hungary?

here

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>Alaba mentally already at City

uhh you dont get to bring friends.

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LGTSS
>poop

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>Pep "what do you mean Messi isn't here to bail me out" Guardiola
>even remotely competent

o i am smiling

I'm just here for the Hummels drama though

>fraud

will never get tired of casuals thinking three straight CL semis is not an accomplishment, not even gonna mention the domestic success

>domestic success
Hahahahajajajajajajajahahahahaha
>winning the bayernsliga
>worth a shit

>mfw my autism gets triggered

prediction:

minute 33
>goal for dortmund
minute 87
>goal for bayern
>Duselbayern Duselbayern Duselbayern
>Duselbayern Duselbayern Duselbayern
>Duselbayern Duselbayern Duselbayern
minute 113
>goal for dortmund

>domestic success
>bundesliga

AHAHAHAH!!

>Schalke

Good to see Bayern is with Marco Fritz again. Maybe their MVP player tonight t.b.h.

pretty much, because he doesn't shit around with lies and cliches , he always sets a goal (for ex.: we'll get 4 points of two next games) and he can accomplish it, or even do better.

also everybody likes him because he started our campaign of finally being in Euro Cup (or World Cup), and when he was player he always gave 100%.

Actually hungarian football is following a "german" way now to getting successful again. Dardai (because he spent his professional life in Ger), Bernd Storck (our new NT coach), Möller, Thomas Doll (he works in Ferencvaros and he builded a pretty good team).

>spiegel.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen-forschungen-korrigieren-rolle-des-fc-waehrend-der-ns-zeit-a-1093336.html

Bayern are literally nazis. Everyone should root for Dortmund.

>muh nadziehs
>hurr durr

What's next? Voting for Green or Lefties?

dubs and bayern wins 1-0 with a cheeky muller penulty

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Lel. Are they already selling those?

>Müller in an pre-game interview: I wish I could speak Polish like Lewa

He would have been shot for that statement some 70 years ago t.b.h.

This is a joke, right?

He should be shot now

Buyern stopping their "we wuz jooish n sheiiit" propaganda would actually make them more likeable, man.

FC BAYERN IS THE BEST BVB EATS ONLY SHIT!

If Tuchel wins tonight will Klopp's achievements be tarnished by virtue of all the cup finals he lost with Dortmund?

Nah.

But Klopp won titles with Dortmund. He won a cup his final with a worse Dortmund side didn't he?

First final*

>because Dortmund isn't full of Nazi-Hools

at least there's one more der classico for potential pep spaghetti before >next year

klopp lot 3 cup finals with dortmund and two of these were thanks to refball and he still won 3 titles with them while tuchel has won nothing so far

Scared of people content with the colour of their skin, Maximilian-Malte?

how many bings/bongs

underrated post t.b.h.

30 bings

that's a nice picture

Thank (you) very much Robben.

I have absolutely nothing going on right now, why should I watch this?

wena nido

Because Poop vs. TSUUUchel

I have no idea what that means.

Watch a film instead.

It's TAKTIK-Tuchel VS Meme-Pep

Weekends are for flicks

Pepsi Gladiator vs. Thomas "Taktikfuchs" Rommel, man.
It's fucking Fraud Plebiola against Tacticool Tom!

stream? only espn mexico here

>inb4 Refball

Farmer cunts cant beat Dortmund without refball.

Saturday evenings are for black/white. Thinking La Dolce Vita

Can i watch the game on ZDF germanbruders?

There's a livestream on ard.de

What are you drinking Sup Forums?

Having a Grapefruit Weizen here. Quite fruity. I like it.

It's also on Youtube:

youtube.com/watch?v=3_M_7f_DRFA

Hope it works for you my friend.

Dirtmund will jon in honor of kluppy

who /dortmundplastic/ here?

right here

FALLE

This performance was so touching.

FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE VATERLAND

this is so much classier than that FA crap

>that dortmund shirt

holy 90s batman!

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Thx bro, i can also receive ARD so its no problem