What is life like in the bad Yurop?

What is life like in the bad Yurop?

Can you drink tap water? Do many people in your villages have internet connection?

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>Czech Republic, Austria, Slovenia
>Bad Europe
Retarded map.

You know a map is done by an American, when he includes Austria to the Eastern Bloc.

Yorkshire water is beautiful

I agree on Austria, otherwise it's fine

where's turkey?

>austria bad europe
>italy good europe

West Slavs have as high % of internet users as some countries in western Europe

Turkey isn't part of europe

Having Internet doesn't cure you from being a slav

Neither is Russia and it's there

Escapism is most rampant in shitholes like this
Who woulda thunk

>Can you drink tap water
In some cities you can, in some you can but it is not recomended, in some you can't.
>Do many people in your villages have internet connection?
Pretty much everyone except lonely 60-90yo babushkas.

Is there a cure from being a finn?

Russia is culturally European though

No, it's not, you dumb monkey. Educate yourself.

>Can you drink tap water?
After travelling to the US I can assure you that our taps are fucking household Fountains of Youth compared to the sewer slush you get from american taps.

Unlike you, we don't put industrial fluorine waste in the water and the process has been banned decades ago.

not as beautiful as you x

Then explain me how it isn't.

over 80% of the country is in asia

Which part of culturally didn't you understand?

Yes, all you have to do is move the fuck away from here and you will be soon cured

wopps my bad

>explain to me how two completely different cultures are completely different

It's alright

>dodging the question

We struggle for survival every day
It's worse than Africa, at least they are black and they receive aid, we don't cuz we are white and therefore privileged

oh boy this again

>pretending to be retarded

I won't bite you. Just give me the answer already.

It is more European than anything else. But there are some differences.

Shut up, bad Yurop.

t. Good Yurop here

Use it together with Yorkshire tea and you've truly ascended heaven.

Paris is worse than any city in Slovenia, that's for sure.

It's Asian fuck off from europe

Sure. Russia is not culturally european because it doesn't have european culture, but the russian one. Which are 2 (two) different cultures. Do south americans really know nothing about the old world?

Depending on what you're considering.
I've seen better job prospects in Paris than in Most na Soči or Škofja Loka.

You're less likely to be robbed in Most na Soči though.

Good banter, less likely to be believed now that "muh first lady iz Slovenije"

>it doesn't have European culture

Oh please. Not only most of the people live in the Yuro area but historically you were heavily influenced by the Byzantines. The people of your country speak an European language, use an European alphabet, have European architecture and it's major religion is European. Seems pretty culturally European to me. I do agree that Russia is a little bit distant from the rest of Europe but it doesn't change the fact that Russia *is* European.

If anything, Russia is just it's own thing politically and with it's own sphere of influence.

You right, though shut up mad bad Yurop.

He's baiting. I'm pretty sure he's a mongol from some nowhere part of Russia or something. He shows up in every thread with a map of Europe as the OP image and does this.

>most of the people live in the Yuro area
Kaliningrad must be packed
>historically you were heavily influenced by the Byzantines
Which were not european
>speak an European language
Indo-European
>use an European alphabet
irrelevant
>have European architecture
wrong
>it's major religion is European
Jerusalem, a famous european city
>Seems pretty culturally European to me
That's because you don't know what you are talking about. Here is a pro-tip:
>european culture
Catholicism, feudalism, knights and shiet, Renaissance, Enlightnment, colonialism, Bach, Shakespear etc
>russian culture
eastern orthodoxy, Tale of Igor's Campaign, Rublev, mongols, Siberia, Dostoyevsky, Tchaikovsky etc
you are welcome
But it's funny that from people in South America know so little about the Old World. I mean, you must at least be familiar with european culture, right?

>Can you drink tap water?
yes
>do many people in your villages have internet connection?
depends on how remote, most do, lots dont tho why would old farmers need internet

>2016
>still thinking anything east to the former curtain is some kind of a wasteland

>implying it isn't

>austria
>bad yurop
wut

I can't hold all these memes.

If Russian isn't a European language, then why can I understand most if it when it's written in the Latin script?

see

Fuck off

>is the reason for two world wars

yes it is bad yurop >::(

Bad Yurop is mad, mad is bad Yurop.

Mark my words, in 20 years the roles will be reversed

>Can you drink tap water?
yes
>Do many people in your villages have internet connection?
yes

Can you understand every european language? I doubt I'll be able to understand much in Slovenian, desu. Can you post something, please?

There will be no "in 20 years"
youtube.com/watch?v=tWFdbe38L7w

>heavily influenced by the Byzantines. The people of your country speak an European language, use an European alphabet, have European architecture and it's major religion is European.

by that analysis, All of the Americas are culturally European.

they aren't in Europe

Neither is Russia.

CHECKMATE

Turkey is rightful Russian clay, therefore European.

>All of the Americas are culturally European
Well, they kinda are. Americas were colonized by europeans.

yes it is, Asian Russia is basically just colonial territory and only 20% of their population lives in it. Russia is no more Asian than 19th century France was African.

>portuguese flag


coincidence?

>let me tell you about your country

POO

You forgot Greece

Also
>Portugal
>good europe

I think Austria should be good Europe

>Can you drink tap water?
yes

>Do many people in your villages have internet connection?
yes

Are all Americans this dumb and asking such stupid questions?

portugal is better than greece in every way

it's geography, not opinion

not significantly

>Are all Americans this dumb and asking such stupid questions?
Yes

Bad world vs. Good world

>t. Fake Greece

Pornhub is a pleb site, of course it will yield pleb answers

im just saying, ur still good, certainly 3x better than any balkan country
but albertos are better

ok

geography =/= culture

Can't deny the facts brah

Russia is culturally European

Then how aren't we culturally Western if we have
>Western European alphabet
>Western European religion
>art and literature influenced by the West, architecture almost identical to German/Austrian
I know we are poor and shit but that's on russroaches

ass >
desu

Europe is culturally Russian

t. nigger

plenty of white states with ass on there

paler than u probably lad >:(

Boobs are where it's at, but a flat buttocks is very off putting.

Europe doesn't have one culture, it's an umbrella term for many cultures that all have similarities

But you know this and are trolling

Because Cold War east-west dichotomy is several decades out of date and needs to be trashed

Shitty all across this retarded """""""continent""""""". Is your meme president ever going to push the fucking button ?

Austria and Poland are good Europe.

Portugal and Spain are mediocre Europe.

first time I see a Brit not calling me slavshit/eastern trash

>Europe doesn't have one culture, it's an umbrella term for many cultures that all have similarities
Exactly, and russian culture is not one of them.
But you know this and are trolling

niggers

I'm sure you have absolutely nothing to do culturally with the rest of eastern Europe which you totally did not have a policy of panslavic solidarity towards for decades. Russia is also not a Slavic language and Russians are not genetically European, they are invaders from the Russuli Major Galaxy and are actually aliens.

Stop going into /brit/.

But he is right, most of europe isn't white anyways except the french but they're fags

>France
Best girls, best yurop.
Stay classy friend.

>nothing to do culturally with the rest of eastern Europe
No, not really.
>panslavic solidarity
kek, yeah. "Solidarity".
>genetically European
The fuck does it even mean? And no, we are not aliens, we just have our unique culture. I think eurocentrism might have damaged your brain a bit. I can't think of a single culture that has less similarities with europe than russia. We are completely different. Japan is closer to us culturally.

>We are completely different. Japan is closer to us culturally.
wouldn't go that far
how is russia fundamentally different from say, poland? not counting their catholic religion or german influence (especially on the czechs), you, the czechs and poles are very similar

>Khazakhstan and other Central Asian republics are closer to us culturally
Fixed. And there is nothing to be ashamed of. Turkic pride worldwide

related
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lech,_Czech,_and_Rus

3 secs to check

>you, the czechs and poles are very similar
This thread is blowing my mind, seriously. Like, what the fuck am I even reading
Well, yeah, Japan was a bit too much. But it was just to illustrate my point.

>the edge of 2016
>he believes in some medieval fairytales