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vintage qt edition

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LUDFORD GIVE ME A JOB

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>begging the autists to start a thread war
lad......

Am not sure about this 'rit/ gimmick
Might have to have a word with the Controller

>New board for Sup Forums Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts

only realised this is a thing

fucking japmoot

Saw arrival today

not been on /brit/ for about a month lads

missed anything?

Hey buddy, want some delicious fried chicken?

what motivates people to work at mcdonalds well into their 20s

>hi blacks pls vote for me i like kfc too

>Bienvenido a las Islas Falkland!

What did the eternal anglo mean by this?

money can exchanged for goods and services

going to be reposting some things from this edition of 'rit onto the 'ditt

absolutely nothing
that's why theyre there

why not get a job somewhere else

imagine being a wagecuck

Who Sup Forums here?

wha' 'sub'ddit la'

millionare eating food literally meant for plebs
who would've thought

Gf sent me this
reckon this means she wants to shag tonight?

I know a man who has worked as a postman for 40 years

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Going to close my eyes and count to 10 and if one of you poofters isn't on your knees unzipping my fly I'm going to seriously fucking kick off.

cannae decide

The pay isn't terrible and most literally do plan on climbing the ladder

I think something like over 50% of 7-11 franchises are opened by people who worked at the store prior, I suspect it's the same with maccas

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postman could be quite comfy tbqh

>Why Britain sucks 14.jpg

Other gf sent me this, she's the one with the tummy exposed

it's one of the shittiest jobs in the world

only benefit is short hours

gf just text me again

wish she'd leave me alone for a bit haha

might have to dump her and get a new one

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38069585

Is this orange cunt going to keep even ONE of his promises?

DPD are pieces of shit. Left a "sorry I missed you card" while I was out but couldn't be bothered to write the name of the recipient so now I have no idea whose parcel it was

ooh eeh oo ah ah/

dunno why whores idolize marilyn monroe instead of audrey hepburn

ooga booga MAYNSTREEM *grunts* grrrr ooga MEDIER booga

I used to work as a postman
It was pretty comfy but rain could really ruin ones day and I also got bitten by a dog

What magazines do you read?

Viz
Private Eye
Sight and Sound
Sometimes pick up The Week

retail (at a store you like) > call centre > retail (at a store you don't care about) > hospitality
we all agree right?

He's probably already been informed that the FBI will keep protecting her

nuts

ting tang walla walla bing bang

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Banking should be at the bottom

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it's hard to be sweet and petite
it's easy to be a fat whore

I know what you mean m8
I've got too many gfs
Pic related, I've shagged them all but none knows about the other

fuck off tim

the 'mist

What's the r/trees of 4chins lads?

Literally can't remember the last time I bought a magazine

hmmm

technical consultant>management consultant>engineer>software engineer

2bh

Howling at Kermode reviewing Fred The Movie.

"Along with A Serbian Film it was the least pleasurable cinema experience of the year".

That and the noises.

Our year la

420chan

/soc/

most degenerate board by a fucking mile

modern day Sodom

Beano

Pravda and the People's Daily

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

depends where you live I guess

but generally you're under constant pressure to get your routes done on time and sorting shifts are hellish. extremely stressful and doesn't pay much

Esquire

> In Iceland, 89% of women and 87% of men have either blue or green eye color.

Found on the same wikipedia page

of course, you retard, as if he wasn't a part of the establishment as well

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mike "electric fence" pence will put an end to this degeneracy

He's not though, otherwise his republican peers would have endorsed him. Most didn't.

Sounds about right

>dislike immigration
>also dislike the tories turning the country into a police state
>lib dems are unelectable

fuck sakes this country fucking sucks

fuck off to /cum/ you filthy burger

>Extremely stressful and doesn't pay much
This was often the truth here as well

Seems ok on first glance but is it super slow?

Return to hardcore monarchism la

literally is

fuck off polack, prefer the yank wanks to you

yes, used to be hive of activity though tb h

all the lesser chans have died off now

dark times indeed

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TUURRNN THE BEAT ARRRRRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND
LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIOOOOOON
TURN IT UPSIDE DOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNN
LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIOOOOOON
LOVE TO HEAR IT

YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL

Looks like we're stuck here for life...

:(

>Nigel Farage reportedly told a fellow MEP to "f**k off" when he greeted him as "ambassador" in the European Parliament earlier

>brits live in flats with paper thin walls and can hear everything their neighbors are doing

Tried VR for the first time today lads

Holy fuck it is actually amazing. It was a shitty low quality one, but fucking hell I felt like I was really somewhere else.

thought this autism meme about barron was just a meme

kpop 2bh

howling

Just had one of those moments where I read the same words as I was listening to.

>british """"""""""""""""""diplomacy""""""""""""""""""""""

Why is trump telling another country who to appoint in their own government?

fuck off

neighbours probably don't want to hear me wanking off/shagging the gf so I highly doubt they're listening in

>Long suspected that there's a high class escort in my block of flats as I've always seen blokes loitering at the main door and sheepishly getting off on the second floor
>Get home from work today and there's a qt3.14 waiting for the lift
>She gets off on the second floor
>I decide to investigate proper
>99.9 per cent sure I have found her on Adultwork

wew lads

Not liking loud noises is classic 'tism tb h

I tried the PSVR and the "Job Simulator" game

I've never had more fun making toast and pizza for robots in my life

this cannot be real

i just burst out laughing

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

my weeb cousin does retarded shit like this

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> Mike "the bum bandit" Pence