WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHAT
THE
FUCK
BIG
wtf I hate Croatia even more now.
you cute tiny dragon, you
How can one country possibly be so LONG
Lots of places to hide.
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its a little bird flying to a wall
no one is hiding there
well, when a jew asks questions there everyone pretends to be dumb
if that's not "hiding" then what's the proper name?
WTF
that country is way too long im calling the police
How big is Croatia compared to American states? Rhode Island sized?
CHILEAN
COAST
It's all show, pretty much any relevant country in the world has a bigger coastline than Chile.
TINY
Checked, mein Fuhrer. Nett.
Nobody is hiding there any more.
are you hitler?
Even small urugay crush Croatia
nah, Rhode Island too tiny
let's say Maryland and New Jersey combined
CROATIAN
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Uruguay isn't that small. of course when you make a 1.70 manlet stand next to 2.10 m giants you look like a dwarf. Brazil and Argentina too big
HOW CAN EURO COUNTRIES EVEN COMPETE
You are overestimating the intelligence of the argentinian populace. They are just dumb.
N-no
>countrylets, when will they learn
yeah, how?
[spoiler]with money, how else?
billetera siempre mata galán[/spiola]
>muh country
ya llego el boludo taringuero autista
>ya llego el boludo taringuero autista
dejá de proyectar
callate mogolico
how will littlepeans ever recover
Eurosmalls on suicide watch.
:)
MY LITTLE USTASE CANT BE THIS CUTE
JUST
>ITT
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you're a big guy 2
will I ever have a girlfriend in my life?
roll
Am i a big guy?
will I have a gf?
I won't go to sleep
am i a real human being?
baby
what that even mean?
Stop being cryptic you dumb fuck
Tell me
Am i... a hero?
go to sleep already
you're a big guy
am i a big guy?
Here's a better one, we are roughly the size of Western Europe minus Scandinavia
I'M THE ONLY BIG GUY WITHOUT A GF
ebin XD
4u?
Are you that surprised?
My state alone (Paraná) is almost four times as large as Croatia.
ahahaha
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>scandinavia
>western europe
>mexismalls
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK
ARE I DA MADDAFAKING GREATEST HUMAN BEING THAT EVER MOTHERFUCKING LIVED OR WHAT! ?
No one cared who I was before I put on the mask
L O L
O
L
It's sometimes included, I'm just clarifying
How much of that is actually habitable Borat? At least we've coasts to actual ocenas
Am I a bad person for seeing a tower and a plane?
How much of that is not dangerous Pedro?
At least we...
>we've coasts to actual ocenas
f-fuck you we h-have oil! and Russia is our ally fuck youu!
CANNOT UNSEE IT NOW
Imagine being a gringo in that country and having to be all like "damn, Chile, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight borders and horrific stretched out coastal area. I would totally have sex with you, both my nationality and the real me." when all the gringo really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old Indigena in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be a gringo and not only sit on that coast while Chile flaunts its disgusting streches of nothing but coasts in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing its sand and toxic water, and just sit there, redraft after redraft, hour after hour, while it stretched those borders. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous fucking visage on the global map but its haughty attitude as everyone on set tells it that it's STILL GOING and DAMN, CHILE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its vomit inducing fucking EU4-autismal borders stretch in ways you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of normal war caused bundries and colonial borders. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the conflict that's breaking out on its disgusting borders as it sucks it in to create the longest, thinnest strech of nothing but coast at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "European-esque (for that they call them)" beauty, the beauty it worked so hard for with personal colonial overseers in the previous months. And then the King calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the colonial militia could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking gringo. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>Teehee me is g4y and gr1ngo
Wtf was that, Sven?
kek
wow
Chile is CUTE
will I get a qt gf?
will my penis grow in size
Will I get a qt gf this year
if I fuck a trap will I die?
Am I a big guy?
I guess I really am a big guy
roll
congrats!
congrats?
Will everyone ITT die tonight because of centipede getting into their head and laying eggs into their brains?
rolling again
Am I a big guy?
Will I get a gf?
>eurosmalls
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REEEE
ROLLING!
DELET THIS
Yes!
will I ever be happy?
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See, that's why I find this "c.uck" meme idiot. If the populations are controlled by a single country, you call them that way; if the countries are small and sane, you call them that way too.
Will I finally finish uni next year?
Why? Because something really good will happen then?
Will I finally commit suicide then?
I am going to pass my tests?
Are croats even real
Goodbye world.
Fuck you Cia
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